14 day suspension
Game 1 Karloff: good luck folks! Karloff: guess its a battle of damage. Neither side has any tanks. : P Karloff: leblanc Karloff: so many L names Karloff: wtb their jungle Karloff: wards are hard... Karloff: just gonna let diana have mid since she's pushing likel crazy and the jungle still hasn't come Karloff: yeah, buy a fucking ward...stop getting raped Karloff: hard I know Karloff: muted Karloff: oh darn. no ganks Karloff: we can lose b/c your bad. Its fine. I expect no less Karloff: yeah, really good Karloff: we ready to ff at 20 right? Karloff: lol someone must be mad I muted him so has to ping now. :P Karloff: How childish> :P Karloff: doesn't matter. lee already lost this for us by not helping Karloff: haha Karloff: pro Karloff: its so fun getting counter picked and having a literally useless jungle Karloff: nice irelia Karloff: need mana Karloff: lol Karloff: lee still mad Karloff: gonna let you guys lose now Karloff: you can thank lee Karloff: Won't gank Karloff: Won't give a single blue Karloff: So yeah, not carrying this team Karloff: ya'll have fun though Karloff: nah, leaverbuster is automatic. Just going to defend our base for us! Karloff: i'm sure you'll be fine with lee carrying the team anyway Karloff: minions > me Karloff: we can still win guys! Don't give up! Karloff: just need teamwork! Karloff: we can do it! Karloff: you just have to believe we can win! Karloff: nice try! Karloff: we can do it! Karloff: don't give up! Karloff: don't give up! We can do it! Karloff: nice job! Karloff: great defense! Karloff: I can only do so much. sorry Karloff: can be everywhere Karloff: can't Karloff: they are a ll mia. you shou'dnt be out that far alone Karloff: baiting you Karloff: go heal lee Karloff: don't stand there at 40?% Karloff: one ace is going to be the win Karloff: kill graves not fuckiong elise Karloff: jesus Karloff: gg Karloff: team too heavy Karloff: yes, go 3v5. fun Karloff: great plan Karloff: we need to ace them to win Karloff: ace then all push Karloff: stay in base Karloff: good game Karloff: sorry that it was 2v5 Karloff: lee and lucian literally might as well have been on the other team Karloff: they are probably the mvp's for the blue team. Karloff: nothing we cna do about it Karloff: theyu have all the map pressure Karloff: stay in base Karloff: until baron wears off Karloff: just defend Karloff: oh well Karloff: gg Karloff: useless players still useles. Karloff: big surprise
Game 2 Karloff: gl hf pray for garen and brand. Karloff: this bot lane is going to suck Karloff: we'll be under tower a lot sej Karloff: yeah, I'm not expecting you to do anything to help us win man, no offense Karloff: your stats are bad Karloff: our comp is really not good Karloff: don't bother Karloff: great job lux Karloff: you're epic Karloff: guess I should have known better to do anything aggressive with a lux support though Karloff: my fault Karloff: bot lane is lost guys, just a fyi. Try to get ahead somewhere else. Karloff: lol Karloff: lol Karloff: Yep Karloff: Nah, its gg period Karloff: we're done with this game Karloff: cool Karloff: I'm still right, muted or not. :P Karloff: hehe Karloff: lux, go to a different lane Karloff: or just afk Karloff: either would be better Karloff: at least then I can get solo exp without you leaching Karloff: ok, if you come bot I'm going to sit at tower. Karloff: oh darn she got the tower Karloff: lol Karloff: don't worry guys. we got this Karloff: vayne has weak mid/late game Karloff: and lux is strong late Karloff: lux and I Karloff: need to push sides not mid Karloff: do baron. 2 bottom Karloff: guess I'll push top Karloff: lol Karloff: baron while vayne is bot Karloff: 5v4 Karloff: i'll hold bot Karloff: all mia Karloff: the zero peel team Karloff: that lux support really working out well Karloff: oh look. that zero peel yet again Karloff: and targetting the tanks ftw Karloff: if sej hit an ult this game we'd be gravy. Karloff: instead of losing Karloff: but the carries get jumped on b/c no one cc's their back line threats Karloff: all this cc and no one4 can land any of it except brand. too funny Karloff: really, just vote yes Karloff: keep fighting the tank Karloff: don't target vayne/lb Karloff: because reasons Karloff: target rammus more garen Karloff: great plan Karloff: we can't Karloff: great idea Karloff: what are you doing garen.. Karloff: lol Karloff: nothing I can do. I get literally zero peel Karloff: they all jump on me and no one cc's them at all Karloff: and sej is off by herself
Game 3 Karloff: just play safe Karloff: we'll win teamfights for sure Karloff: doesn't matter if we end lane phase a bit behind Karloff: bertter to be under farmed than to die a bunch Karloff: shen w blocks all damage Karloff: but has long cd Karloff: oh ffs Karloff: stupid yi Karloff: didn't even realize they had a yi Karloff: lol Karloff: thanks malph Karloff: omw Karloff: jesus that fuckiong healing even through ignite. insane Karloff: its ok. our bot lane is going to cost us this game anyway Karloff: the new item is so fucking stupid Karloff: here, now everyone can have zed's ult. enjoy it Karloff: meh, just ff at 20. Thanks bot lane for feeding and being so useless Karloff: fucking healing Karloff: so fuckingo op Karloff: even with morellos he outheals my damage Karloff: ff in 3 minutes Karloff: waste of time Karloff: oh and don't ever play yas top again Karloff: nah. just fucking around till ff Karloff: game is long over Karloff: yeah, we're fione Karloff: great job Karloff: totally fine Karloff: Because I'm sick of being stuck in bronze with idiots Karloff: just want this game done Karloff: you gave me mid and then fed Karloff: lol Karloff: Nah. I'll be out of bronze by monday Karloff: Never have to see any of you again. :) Karloff: I will. Karloff: voting no. you need the practice Karloff: good idea Karloff: lol Karloff: baddies are bad. shock
So apparently this mild stuff is worth a 14 day suspension right off the bat. No warning, no chat ban, no 24 hour or 3 day or 7 day. Right to 14 days for this. GG riot. You'll never have another cent from me. Perma me and I'll be back, but you'll never get another penny if this is bannable. Shameful.