THANK YOU RIOT 4 BANNING ME 4 -14- DAYS ON MY B-DAY

haCkmYsTyLe·Mar 30, 2016·1 votes·865 views

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disregardableMar 30, 201615 votes

You should thank yourself, really. If you hadn't been negative in chat you wouldn't have gotten banned.

Happy Birthday though!

Subject 5Mar 30, 20163 votes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ej1ylPIk44o

NeranosMar 30, 20163 votes

Happy Birthday! Your present from Riot is one final, two-week-long chance to reflect on your toxic behavior and reform yourself for the better, before you get Perma-Banned two weeks from now if you choose not to!

Enjoy!

NahuiMar 30, 20162 votes

Don't be toxic.

Mirage SeraphMar 30, 20161 votes

Hey look at it this way, now you can spend your birthday doing something other than League!

... Aint Riot's fault you got banned, not that you care, like all the others you just wanna make a stink about it.

Jo0oMar 30, 20161 votes

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Deep Terror NamiMar 30, 20166 votes

While obviously satirical here, suicide jokes aren't that funny.

Jo0oMar 30, 20161 votes

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While obviously satirical here, suicide jokes aren't that funny.

And I tend to be more sensitive to them than most. I assumed my adopted persona for the sake of satire would undercut any severity of my statements, but in retrospect, I should absolutely have found a better way to make the joke. My apologies.

No flash no lifeMar 30, 20161 votes

I'm afraid birthday doesn't make you immune to consequences of your actions.

I once confessed to this grill on my birthday, and then...and then... item 3151

Kim Chi VendorMar 30, 20161 votes

Make an ARAM account while you're banned.

RookPusherMar 30, 20161 votes

I hope you get some self-awareness for your birthday.

Seriously though, why do these players always think there are exceptions to the rules? It's very clear that if you say anything looking in the direction of toxic, they're going to ban you. And you have to get reported a lot for that to happen (unless you said extreme stuff). Find another way to address the problem. It isn't so hard.

And I'd love to know why "This team is garbage" makes you feel better/think the game will turn around. Like, what you're doing is counter-productive in about 5 different ways. Smarten up.