14 day suspension - Apology
No excuses. I am posting unedited my full 14-day suspension chat log with a full apology to the players within this particular game, to riot, and to the rest of the league community. My shame:
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muslims
muslims
islam
flying muslims
ice skating islam
gj 9/11
lol
Glossolalia
GlossoLOLia
well
we didnt know it was a 3v2
until it was too GLOSSOLIA
well
i see wards
if you dont
sorry ur shits broke
i mean
if ur so bad
that u need a ward
mid river
in order
to see shit coming
ill do it
but ur bad
so bad
no
corki
claims no wards
we'll see
in the fucking statistics
end game
buddy
my builkd
is wards
fuck off
and die
actually die irl
well guess i may as well afk then
instead of help win
ya
guess ill just
not help
ok elise
your call
i wont help anymore
enjoy
i bet you wont
kk
i was instructed to do nothing
by salty assholes
so dont report me
enjoy ur win
i was literally told to do nothing
so i am.
i have wards bro
lol
keep speculating
enjoy
you're all reported
and
you told me to get out of lane
so idid
im literally doing what you told me to do
im not afk
im here bro
afk means away from keyboard
i am reporting yuou
you dont have to ask
reported for verbal abuse
enjoy corki
i am
and chat logs dont lie about verbal abuse
enjoy that one
im not
you ruined mine
thanks for ruining my game
you say "us" like you're some
hive mind
i only talk to one person at a time
sure
ill mute you all now anyways
all muted
enjoy rpeort
and loss
verbal abuse
you can queue and lose another
lol
lol
lol
i bought wards before anyone else bitched about wards
and you bitched about wartds not me
but w.e
history is history
enjoy
i have so many wards
this team
regrets their shit talk
WTF WHERE WS TEAM
YOU LET ME DIE
I have prior chat bans as well. This is my first attempt at an apology, though. It has become real to me, in the last few hours, that LoL and it's community are a large part of my life. Without it, I am bored, I am idle.
I'd like to apologise, first and foremost, to the players in this game I subjected to my worldly angers, frustrations and disorderly conducts. I'd like to apologise to Riot games for agreeing to adhere to your terms of service, and then breaking such agreement. I'd like to apologise to those of the tribunal who were forced to read such offensive nonsense, and to the people reading this now that their eyes may have also fell upon such terrible, darkening words. I'd like to apologise to the people of this community on behalf of myself for thinking, and writing, such perverse texts and injecting them into a platform which offers free, and fair family entertainment.
Thank you for reading.
-MDCLXVI