Smurfs in bronze/silver elo... FML
So I don't have anything against smurfs in particular. Really, I don't. If they're on your side, you've got a good teammate. If they're on the other side, that sucks, but at least you learn from a really good player.
But what REALLY pisses me off... are smurfs who act like the team fucking owes them something for carrying them.
Don't know what I mean by that? Well, hear me out.
So my last game, I get matched with a Jinx and a Zed, both of whom claim to be smurfs. They begin bragging about who's going to have more kills, more damage, who's going to carry, blah blah blah. They're annoying as hell, but at this point I'm just glad I have these two supposed smurfs because I'm about to drop to Silver 3.
Well, the game starts and a few of our other teammates mess up a few times. You know, this is bronze/silver elo so shit happens. Not everyone is a smurf. Soraka isn't the best support, Amumu isn't the best jungler and stuff like that. I'm Chogath top, and I'm doing pretty okay. Then we have a pretty bad team fight at around 15 minute mark (Amumu used his ult too late or something) -- we almost get aced, but it's nothing we can't recover from, and we're pushing lanes quite well.
Jinx, who had been flaming since the game started, snaps because he's frustrated that he's playing with bronze/silver players in a bronze/silver elo match. (Because us lower elo players should have been able to match up to the smurfs' skills....? wtf)
BUT then the almighty Zed is like, > "Fuck this team, you guys don't deserve to get carried, I'm gonna just farm bot lane for the rest of the game."
And then he proceeds to spend the rest of the game in bot lane. Farming. And talking about how shit this team is on the chat.
..........
Am I the only one who thinks that attitude is soooooooooo fucking fucked up?
Well the story keeps going.
I don't want to lose this game, right? So I'm trying to act nice, saying shit like "Come on Zed, we can win this." "Jinx, it's okay, just chill and let's finish the game."
And this piece of shit Jinx goes, > "Cho, stop trying to be all nice guy because it's fucking annoying."
At this point I snap. At this point, I just don't give a shit about the game and I curse at myself for playing this game time and time again after I swear not to play with such backward, childish motherfuckers.
You know what the worst part of this story is?
We won that match.
The fucking condescending sociopathic smurfs in the end proved their point.
And I had to sit through yet another shitty game because of some inconsiderate pompous smurfs.
And I found yet another reason to hate this game that I used to love so much.
Fuck you Zed and Jinx. I hope I never meet anything like you ever again.