blind babies and their empty bottles

cryft··1 votes·1,400 views

It's blind pick, summoner's rift; champion selection. Everyone is claiming their champs, and indicating their "preferred" position. But every game I see "Top or feed" or "duo bot with 'insert name here' or feed'. And then when everyone gives these babies their bottles, they cant even hold their lane because they're babies in-game too.

9 Comments

Zombie Gerbil3 votes

Or maybe you're the immature one who is taking blind pick too seriously. They're humans, they're bound to make mistakes, not play well, or simply just trying out something new.

Maybe you need a bottle of maturity.

zPOOPz2 votes

u mad bro?

Imperial Pandaa1 votes

What if it is a sis?

ZackTheWaffleMan1 votes

Which begs the question:

u bro?

Imperial Pandaa2 votes

No, I'm obviously a lvl 12 Nuclear Space Helicopter. Rude!

You know why I like waffles more than pancakes? Because waffles have built in syrup holders.

PureGold6691 votes

wow waffle man are you even human? can you even recognize that there are over 69 genders? for example i have converted to a furry lion pansexual potato viking demiqueer. How inhuman

zPOOPz1 votes

Sorry....

u mad bro and/or sis and/or other?

DrCyanide1 votes

Maybe it's worse in OCE, but it's not super common to see "X or feed" in NA Blind Pick.

Still, whenever I do see that, my response is something like this. "X or feed? Even if we gave you X you'd feed, so why should we bother giving it to you?"

Zezockary1 votes

It could be they are practicing at a role they aren't good with so that they can improve. You don't get better by winning. Doesn't excuse the attitude but it explains it.

If I play top lane I will definately lose my lane but I really want to learn to play Irelia, Fiora, and Riven, among many others. Only way I will reach this goal is by losing a lot.

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