Karthus the Lich living up to his name/ Or, how to give him the final touch.

Hey guys, who else feels mindfucked by how everyone is loving Karthus animations? HE IS A LICH FOR GODS SAKE, LICHS ARE NECROMANCERS. So here you go, this is how his abilities are supposed to look without even changing them ->

Q - A portal to the afterlife is ripped open in the groud and a swarm of souls escape it / A tombstone rises from the ground and soon after a skeleton emerges slashing or biting as it rises. Then both skeleton and tombstone crumble into pieces (instead of a friking explosion, like wtf?!)

W: A bunch of skeleton-upper bodies reaching out of the ground and grabbing/slashing at enemies passing through (instead of some spirit building I mean hello? Incorporal summoning is cool and all, but . . . a wall? that is painful? o.ô i dont get de joke . . .

E: This one actually is quite okay, although the whole thing would look a lot more awesome with spectral bodies (ghosts) or maybe even skeletons (i prefer the ghosts) swarminng around karthus (instead of coloring the ground around him, srsly, doesnt make him appear dangerus at all. . .)

R: The only ability I find awesome-looking now. Just. . . how about making the beam erupt from his eyes and mouth, rising into the sky? I would like that extra. . . . |_ The only way to really make this anymore awesome, is by having karthus errupt ghosts/ souls shaped like himself which will travel over the map (in great speed) and crash into enemy champions.

When I read Karthus update I thought FINALLY, Karthus is finally acknowledged as undead sorcerer and gets away from his gay ass squishy noob mage role . . . well I was proven wrong.