Pool Party J4

Equipped with a pool skimmer pole (pics below), floaties on his arms, scuba goggles in place of his headgear, and of course a speedo.
Recall animation would be using pool skimmer to fish out a poro out of the kiddie pool.
Q: Pool Skimmer Pole
W: Sprinkler system
E: Tiki torch
R: Cannonball into kiddie pool, yells "CANNONBALL!"
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Eludeasaurushis
ulti should be a kiddiepool
Lv69 Houndoom
Maybe his W could be sprinklers? :D
MyUnit
Noodle of death and yelling "CANNON BALL" for his ult
Sounds worth it
Starii Evernight
He's gotta have floaties on his arms as well. I can't think of a good joke, though, because stabbing his toe with a pool noodle would be weird.
Zerokk
If any of you are familiar with at least some part of cleaning pools, I'd say a pool skimmer pole is a much better weapon.
AbiwonKenabi
Just had a look at your Pool Party J4 and I love it! His recall animation could be like using his pool skimmer to fish out a poro or something >.<