Just duoing with my friend, not studying for my midterms tmr, demoted cuz I couldnt connect to the game. My gf left me cuz i demoted, and now im sad. Riot im not asking for my girlfriend back, but can you at least give me back my elo? 
Randomonium114 votesSounds like she was an elo digger. Eventually she would have divorced you and took half your MMR.
DaNinad24 votesSounds like she was an elo digger. Eventually she would have divorced you and took half your MMR.
and the kids
Kynami27 votesAnd the tower (house).
Veritas Synergy20 votesAnd all the Yordles.
aspects17 votesshe could keep the teemo
Pale Pirate1 votesIf I were the husband, I would give her whatever was in my abilities to not take back teemo.
Randomonium8 votesYep, it would have been a pretty heated custody battle to see who gets the minions. Spoiler alert, the dad is always the support and the mom is always the ADC when it comes to custody battles.
DaNinad2 votesYep, it would have been a pretty heated custody battle to see who gets the minions. Spoiler alert, the dad is always the support and the mom is always the ADC when it comes to custody battles.
The dad might win if it was a mage support
Randomonium12 votesThe dad always has to pull out some magic to win in a custody battle.
Dolasaur3 votesLike roaming to the enemy jungle on "business trips" every weekend, leaving the mom struggling on her own to save face against the happy ADC+sup duo that's constantly bullying her?
Randomonium1 votesHey man, those business trips are important. That's why he has to take smite bot lane xd.
T 41 votesI logged in to upvote this.
Melledoneus2 votesNow I ain't sayin' she an elo digger.
But she ain't messin' with no gold miggahs.
NoahmWz31 votes1 like 1 prayer
DuskDaUmbreon4 votesleik if u cri evrytim
Sraeg20136 votes1 like 1 LP
Floaties28 votesGod bless america. Give this man his LP back.
TheBigStanky4 votesGive mine back too
Portertsse18 votesThanks riot, my dad left me because of this. Fix your shit.
BLACK REALM GOD6 votessomeone somewhere is replying to this feed right now with "i know them feels. my cousin left me"
greekvandaL13 votesdw i can boost you so you get all the hot chicks http://www.dsm.com/content/dam/dsm/anh/en_US/images/fresh-chick-with-egg-shell.jpg
Sandrahy14 votes
HexCypher10 votesI take today off and I'm thinking League day.
Log in, Queue up, go through ban/pick process ~5 times.
Finally get a game started, can't connect.
Try everything to connect; nothing works.
Receive message, "You have been demoted."
Fuck you Rito.
Pandara2 votesSame, the one day i take off to have a relaxing day away from work and Im ready for hours of league and i get on only to be locked out of the game after not being able to connect 
Boxxyy9 votesI'm so sorry.
Ballsack Tickler8 votesIf this guy doesnt get his lp and gf back, im going to egg rito hq
TheBigStanky6 votesMy girl knows better than to 1 v 1 me.
Bäne7 votesProlly why she 1v1s other dudes :^)
King Punch6 votesThe heart is the strongest muscle
Glory ln Death3 votesMasseter (jaw muscle), actually.
mushygoo6 votesLp or riot
Portertsse5 votesIf riot thinks that giving me my LP back is enough to make up for this they're fucking wrong
DoktorFraudgg5 votesyo my gf left me too, dont worry bout it
No flash no life4 votesBack in my days, wallet manliness keeps a gf.
These days, rank keeps a gf.
/feelsbadman
Master Vemira4 votesidk, my wife certainly appreciates games i rank high in (fps and fighters) but she likes when i style on noobs more, x) would legit buy a bronze 5 account just to farm pentas
HGO4 votesFucking Riot employees think they are so great and shit, I can't wait for Phreak to hear about this.
I'm fucking calling all you motherfuckers out. What is this management?
Are you all fucking serious right now?
Gnart Even Close4 votesIf your GF dumped you for getting demoted, you're better off without her. Someone so superficial isn't worth your time.
Rook Loux4 votesHonestly cant tell if the gf part is a joke or not. If it's not then she wasnt worth it to begin with. If it is a joke then good memeing bro.
The Ecdysiast2 votesHe must mean he cut off his right hand in shame.
outplayr4 votesYour gf left u cuz u got demoted. Legit the most pathetic thing I ever heard. Dated just cuz of league? I'm sorry for ya man :(
Disconn3cted3 votesstf...riot just do maintenance ...ur just ruining the game
Lexyy2 votesWhat GF?
Elikain1 votesIs your GF's name Lena Handen? [slayer-jinx-wink]
HIGHCCC1 votesPlayed all night, and lost elo by 3 games which couldn't get connected, and one game which was 3v3. Negatively impacted my whole year, riot. Waste time. Need a good environment playing rank. 
Ariel the Cruel1 votesShouldn't this be in M&G?
marginalMegladon1 votesOh the memes. LOVE IT
