[CRASH] Client bugsplats as soon as I open it, closes then reopens in an infinite cycle.

That's the extent to the problem. I've run as admin, used the Hextech Repair Tool, entirely reinstalled League, removed then readded and updated my drivers, and updated Windows. I have no idea what's going on. Other games work on my computer, just League is broken. Also tried uninstalling Discord since there was a thread that had this same problem a few years ago, it didn't help. S.O.S.