[Client] I can't log in. Still.

So I had hoped that the new patch would be my savior. It was not. Still can't log in. Can't even patch. GIVE ME SOMETHING HERE RIOT. SO MANY THREADS. SO MANY COMMENTS. NO RESPONSE. Just give us something. This may be an isolated incident when compared against the entire playerbase but that's a small comfort to those who have to spend 1 hour+ just trying to log in.

PLEASE RIOT. GIVE US SOMETHIIIIIING*[sg-janna]*