[Gameplay] Kalista & Deaths Dance

Holocostco·12/11/2016, 7:27:59 PM·12 votes·1,658 views

Shouldnt Kalista's Rend heal from Death's Dance? Because it doesn't. I'm pretty bad at Kalista, and decided to give it a shot in a bot game; trying different items. So, when it was finally Death's Dance turn for a go around, which mind you I was extremely excited by the concept of healing for Rending, but something was strange: I wasn't quite healing all that well, but i brushed it off assuming it was because my HP was already too full. And so I fought Baron an intense enemy which i could not hope to outheal, I had had 30 spears embeded into his throat, and when i was ready to suck those sweet, sweet juices of youth from his body; I ended up coming empty handed. All i sought was to parch my scorched throat... but was disappointed. Now i will remain so ferverently thirsty and can never hope not only to quench my throat, but also my desire to fulfill my hopes and dreams of not feeding as Kalista.Kalista item 3070

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Tribbles Foxfolk12/12/2016, 12:58:44 AM3 votes

Riot literally doesn't care about Kalista. They'd rather gut her and hide from their mistakes than own up and try to rebuild her.

I love playing Kalista. I actually do. I picked her up on a whim after maxing Ezreal and went "Alright, I heard this champ was cancer, but they nerfed her, so no contest for pick!" I was right about the latter. She is the worst Marksman right now. Yes, worse than AD Teemo.

Riot overloaded her kit (which everyone told them to redo her passive since it was broken af), proceeded to gut it over and over, then finally just forgot about her since they got some LC$B!GPL@Y$ money off of her from the Season 5 Worlds.