why wont my game work

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done everything i can finnaly get the game running and now its crashing wtf

i stopped all the extra stuff on windows 10 reinstalled for like 2 weeks now im seeing a crash icon at every game start riot this is bs esp for those of us who paid into the game

HAVE YOU TRIED INSERTING THE HARD DRIVE INTO A TOASTER FOR AN HOUR THEN DIPPING IT INTO CHERRY PEPSI AND THEN SMASHING IT TEICE REALLY HARD WITH A RUBBER CHICKEN THE PUTTING IT BACK IN? (Worked for me!)