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Stop illegal discrimination on ARAM and stop impinging freedom of speech

airmate·10/25/2014, 2:26:19 AM·2 votes·1,015 views

Stop illegal discrimination on ARAM or state clearly that this is your intention to make this game unfair.

Your crimes include: Always give me and my teammates weak champions, e.g. Rumble, Lulu, Shyvana, Fiora, Syndra, Sejuani, Barum Always give the opposite team overpowered champions, e.g. Yi, Varus, Fiddle, Gangpank, Draven, Jayce, Nami, Brand, Azir, Fizz, Akali, Xerath, Kog'Maw, Vel'Koz, Temmo, Zilean Never give me and my teammates an overpowered champion or even a normal champion Always disconnected me or my teammates when we were winning Always protect enemy from the last hit

"Always" means every games I played, "Never" means none of the games I played and I have played over 2000 games.

You have two choices:

Apology for your discrimination
Admit your intention to make this game unfair

Don't tell me not to play this game because it is my right to play this game. Your country already destroyed my home and trade us as salves to the war criminals. Your country always demand me to stop fight for my freedom that I should have. Do not repeat your country's crime.

You have already commit anti-human crime by censor my words. You are now one of the criminals who destroyed my home, like the Soviet Russian and Chinese Communist Party. You now take part in human trafficking, helping your country to enslave us. Now, I demand you to compensate for your crime. I allow you not to compensate only if you will terminate yourself. This is your final chance to regain your identities of human. If you do not act properly or delete this post again, you will be no hope and I must force to renounce your identities and human rights. This is your last warning.

5 Comments

Wardism10/25/2014, 2:43:21 AM3 votes

Rumble, Fiora, Lulu and Syndra are all fantastic in aram. Just because you are bad with the champs doesnt mean they themselves are bad.

Morawrg10/25/2014, 4:30:00 AM1 votes

Yes, this is all a conspiracy to frustrate you and drive you to stop playing the game. The Illuminati have infiltrated Rito and have set their sights on you, man. Every single iota of Rito's attention is focused on making the game as unpleasant and impossible for you, my dear special child, because you are the center of the universe. You, my mighty lord, are the sole focus of their efforts, and they will stop at nothing until your entire people are slaves to the system.

They are undoubtedly discriminating against you and bringing down their mighty hammer of nerfdom upon your soul, because they are monitoring your every move through the webcam in your screen and messing with your internet connection simply to feed upon the rage it produces. Not only is it your right, but it is your duty to keep playing this game, because without you, we would thirst for the electricity they gather from the nerdrage processor they've secretly built to power the NA servers. You see, when you're winning, the disconnections happen specifically because you are no longer angry, and the servers then give out; without the massive quantity of nerdrage you produce, we, the untold masses of the LoL community, would not have servers to play upon.

Rito is indeed using these actions to enslave the people you rule over, trafficking them all over the US to provide the power of nerdrage to the entire nation. But you must have pity on this poor company, for harnessing the rage of nerds is truly the next generation of sustainable energy. All you have to do is feed those enslaved to this nefarious cause gallons upon gallons of Mt. Dew and an endless supply of microwave ramen, and the future is set in a bright and happy place. For the needs of the few shall be stomped upon and strangled to provide for the wants of the many; it is unfortunate that Rito has singled you out for this project, but please understand, it is the terrible price you must pay to ensure the enjoyment of the rest of us.

All praise the Rito overlord.

Centuros10/25/2014, 4:36:35 AM1 votes

UD meta is kill or die, stop of troll.

VaporeonKun10/25/2014, 3:44:59 PM1 votes

It's ARAM. What did you expect? The game mode is not tailored for anyone to win, but work with what you got. Some comps will be indefinitely good against others, and it really requires a team effort in order to win (some games are unwinnable). You can't act like it's the enemies' or your team's fault for getting these "weak champions," because some people may get champions they're not that great with, or stuck with them due to having the champion but didn't enjoy them/go anywhere with them or Free Rotation.

If you're playing ARAM to play a specific champion to dominate in, you're either not playing the game mode as intended (for fun), or you're one character smurfing ARAM. Which doesn't sound like the case.

Also, this is the incorrect board to post this 'issue'. This is neither a bug, nor a glitch. You have 1/10 ~ 1/108 chance of getting and champion (the tilda is between champions owned). This is a personal gripe and I suggest you refrain from playing ARAM if it upsets you this much.

Edit: After rereading this, I am almost certain you're trolling.