[Gameplay] Champions feeling suicidal?

After loading in today and enduring a lengthly loading screen (old computer, it happens) I popped onto Summoner's Rift eager to do battle against the forces of the other nerdy individuals like myself who dwell there. Unfortunately, upon purchasing my items and telling Gragas to move, the merry drunk opted to instead walk directly down the middle lane into a turret and into the loving embrace of a waiting Zed. Thinking it simply a glitch, I tried again after respawning, only to have the same thing happen again. Only after a forced restart did the bug cease and at that point, we were ten minutes in and hopelessly bogged down.

Riot, if your champions are feeling depressed, please help them with any number of over-the-counter medications to counter it so tragic situations like these don't continue to occur.