Dear Rito,

It's not that I don't enjoy spending a shit-ton of money on your skins. It's not that I don't enjoy being paired with feeders and trolls when I try to play this game 'fo reals'. What really pisses me off (and I mean really pisses me off.. I fear for the safety of my cats/children) is the fact that you guys are on track to make one BILLION (that's with a freaking 'B') dollars from micro-transactions this year, and I can't get a game that doesn't involve being put on your frickin' potato cluster of a server infrastructure.

For fucking realz guys, please fix the issues with your map, server infrastructure, connection, whatever the hell the problem is this week. It's becoming increasingly frustrating to try to play anything on this game, and frankly, the only reason I feel like you guys still possess the market share of the MOBA environment is your combination of good marketing and frothing supporters.

FIX YOUR SHIT PLZKTHX.