Man's smurfing

LOL so it was my promos to s2. I won the first game with my main Darius ez clap and i decided to play my next game with my IRL friend. I didn't wanna take any chance in losing so he decided to use his bronze smurf. and we duoed up aight! I like to duo with him cuz he never loses his lane and then i saw that enemy was Neeko but Yasuo was banned so i decided to zed. Then we all locked in. but then the next thing i knew was my game screen didn't show up. I decided to google up how to open game screen and i tried to follow it and after several tries i almost deleted league of legends by accident. so then i shut down the laptop. then my friend send me a message through messenger saying" yo we just got there first inhibitor . are u coming or not ?" and i replied "i'm trying to". so what happened was he won top lane with Irelia against Kled . Graves replaced me in my lane against neeko and he actually destroyed Neeko. And the best p[art was that my bot lane won by themselves. After several tries and many years later.... my duo replied"I am at their nexus do u want me to wait for u or end?" i replied"end ". and that's how my team won 4 v 5.