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The Carne Espada··1 votes·650 views

So I'm stuck in bronze. Woo!!!!!! I can't advance and I hear that I shouldn't blame my team mates, so I'll take blame for others feeding and not winning games. Looking for anyone, I don't care rank or anything, I just want to win ONE game already. I'm getting tired of this crap already.

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RIPPED ASSHOLE3 votes

Hang on dude... Why did you remove me? I helped you get your one win, and I was down to play more. I am literally doing this out of the kindness of my heart. You only play support, so when you got autofilled as adc, I dropped my own role to take it from you so you wouldnt have to play it. Unfortunately the guy that gave up support ended up feeding. Not really understanding why you would remove me for that? I literally just told you I was willing to get you to gold.

Also, I told you not to throw up gg's while the game was going. Why would you issue a surrender vote while you're being carried? I really don't get you dude, but if you want to stay at b5 0 points then that's on you. Best of luck.

The Carne Espada2 votes

[{quoted}](name=GlMME MY CIGAR,realm=NA,application-id=K6EGEal2,discussion-id=fiE6tqef,comment-id=0003,timestamp=2017-04-25T10:16:44.427+0000)

Hang on dude... Why did you remove me? I helped you get your one win, and I was down to play more. I am literally doing this out of the kindness of my heart. You only play support, so when you got autofilled as adc, I dropped my own role to take it from you so you wouldnt have to play it. Unfortunately the guy that gave up support ended up feeding. Not really understanding why you would remove me for that? I literally just told you I was willing to get you to gold.

Also, I told you not to throw up gg's while the game was going. Why would you issue a surrender vote while you're being carried? I really don't get you dude, but if you want to stay at b5 0 points then that's on you. Best of luck.

Half the kills as the enemy team and what carry? Best on our team was 7/6/5. THAT'S a carry? Naw man. I knew it was a lost game with a replaced JG and bad mid laner that was always complaining. I can't attack a minion, help an ally push, want to surrender knowing defeat without being criticized by you for it. That's not the type of player I want tbh. And yeah, I'll be in B5 forever, but I'll make sure to have as much fun experimenting with champions and doing shenanigans as possible. Deuces.

RIPPED ASSHOLE3 votes

[{quoted}](name=The Loco Rican,realm=NA,application-id=K6EGEal2,discussion-id=fiE6tqef,comment-id=00030000,timestamp=2017-04-25T10:37:22.959+0000)

Half the kills as the enemy team and what carry? Best on our team was 7/6/5. THAT'S a carry? Naw man. I knew it was a lost game with a replaced JG and bad mid laner that was always complaining. I can't attack a minion, help an ally push, want to surrender knowing defeat without being criticized by you for it. That's not the type of player I want tbh. And yeah, I'll be in B5 forever, but I'll make sure to have as much fun experimenting with champions and doing shenanigans as possible. Deuces.

You were farming the creepwave away from the adc, creating unnecessary attention in the top lane while Tryndamere tried to split push, and throwing up surrender voted while being carried. Come on dude. If you're not willing to take criticism from a higher ranking player, you're never going to leave bronze. I asked you what you wanted out of this, from me, and you said that you wanted to get out of bronze. I just gave you an opportunity, and you want to throw that away because you would rather be stubborn in your lack of strategic understanding? I am still down to play with you, but if you really want to become anything more than the worst player on the ladder, you have to be willing to be open minded to some strategic play.

When I say, "don't push the lane, they have shaco jg", and 10 seconds later, our pushed up mid laner dies to shaco jungle, it should give you some clue that I know what I'm talking about.

vampirekid133 votes

[{quoted}](name=GlMME MY CIGAR,realm=NA,application-id=K6EGEal2,discussion-id=fiE6tqef,comment-id=000300000000,timestamp=2017-04-26T06:22:12.936+0000)

You were farming the creepwave away from the adc, creating unnecessary attention in the top lane while Tryndamere tried to split push, and throwing up surrender voted while being carried. Come on dude. If you're not willing to take criticism from a higher ranking player, you're never going to leave bronze. I asked you what you wanted out of this, from me, and you said that you wanted to get out of bronze. I just gave you an opportunity, and you want to throw that away because you would rather be stubborn in your lack of strategic understanding? I am still down to play with you, but if you really want to become anything more than the worst player on the ladder, you have to be willing to be open minded to some strategic play.

When I say, "don't push the lane, they have shaco jg", and 10 seconds later, our pushed up mid laner dies to shaco jungle, it should give you some clue that I know what I'm talking about.

man, you sound pretty awesome, i wish i met a player like you when i started playing league, i might not of ended up in permanent b5. its late now for me though, i quit this game in frustration over my lack of ability to understand and act strategically.

Astrea Myrth1 votes

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man, you sound pretty awesome, i wish i met a player like you when i started playing league.

+1

SKT Manners1 votes

[{quoted}](name=GlMME MY CIGAR,realm=NA,application-id=K6EGEal2,discussion-id=fiE6tqef,comment-id=000300000000,timestamp=2017-04-26T06:22:12.936+0000)

You were farming the creepwave away from the adc, creating unnecessary attention in the top lane while Tryndamere tried to split push, and throwing up surrender voted while being carried. Come on dude. If you're not willing to take criticism from a higher ranking player, you're never going to leave bronze. I asked you what you wanted out of this, from me, and you said that you wanted to get out of bronze. I just gave you an opportunity, and you want to throw that away because you would rather be stubborn in your lack of strategic understanding? I am still down to play with you, but if you really want to become anything more than the worst player on the ladder, you have to be willing to be open minded to some strategic play.

When I say, "don't push the lane, they have shaco jg", and 10 seconds later, our pushed up mid laner dies to shaco jungle, it should give you some clue that I know what I'm talking about.

I don't have people telling me what im doing wrong when i am not doing well. All I get is "stop feeding and farm under tower". Well, I mean, I could do that, but it doesn't always work. Towers don't make me immortal, and "Stop feeding" comments doesn't exactly tell me what I can do better, especially when I could be dived by multiple people in the bottom lane. I would appreciate it if you could play a game or two (not nessesarily ranked) with me and tell me what I can work on, I swear I won't call out on you for trying to help me out.

Sńow1 votes

[{quoted}](name=GlMME MY CIGAR,realm=NA,application-id=K6EGEal2,discussion-id=fiE6tqef,comment-id=000300000000,timestamp=2017-04-26T06:22:12.936+0000)

You were farming the creepwave away from the adc, creating unnecessary attention in the top lane while Tryndamere tried to split push, and throwing up surrender voted while being carried. Come on dude. If you're not willing to take criticism from a higher ranking player, you're never going to leave bronze. I asked you what you wanted out of this, from me, and you said that you wanted to get out of bronze. I just gave you an opportunity, and you want to throw that away because you would rather be stubborn in your lack of strategic understanding? I am still down to play with you, but if you really want to become anything more than the worst player on the ladder, you have to be willing to be open minded to some strategic play.

When I say, "don't push the lane, they have shaco jg", and 10 seconds later, our pushed up mid laner dies to shaco jungle, it should give you some clue that I know what I'm talking about.

I think I played with ya before, you were a great carry. This guy is outta his mind for leaving you in the dust. He lost a great player.

The Carne Espada2 votes

[{quoted}](name=GlMME MY CIGAR,realm=NA,application-id=K6EGEal2,discussion-id=fiE6tqef,comment-id=0003,timestamp=2017-04-25T10:16:44.427+0000)

Hang on dude... Why did you remove me? I helped you get your one win, and I was down to play more. I am literally doing this out of the kindness of my heart. You only play support, so when you got autofilled as adc, I dropped my own role to take it from you so you wouldnt have to play it. Unfortunately the guy that gave up support ended up feeding. Not really understanding why you would remove me for that? I literally just told you I was willing to get you to gold.

Also, I told you not to throw up gg's while the game was going. Why would you issue a surrender vote while you're being carried? I really don't get you dude, but if you want to stay at b5 0 points then that's on you. Best of luck.

I owe you a skin still, I'll keep my word. It was a bad night and I honestly shouldn't have been playing any game. I had been up for close to 24 hours and thought I was focused enough to play. I was sorely mistaken. Add me again and I'll get things straightened out man.

RIPPED ASSHOLE1 votes

[{quoted}](name=The Loco Rican,realm=NA,application-id=K6EGEal2,discussion-id=fiE6tqef,comment-id=00030001,timestamp=2017-04-27T02:29:40.722+0000)

I owe you a skin still, I'll keep my word. It was a bad night and I honestly shouldn't have been playing any game. I had been up for close to 24 hours and thought I was focused enough to play. I was sorely mistaken. Add me again and I'll get things straightened out man.

I'm still down to play more.

RIPPED ASSHOLE1 votes

Ill add ya.

OIeaceae1 votes

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iEcho1 votes

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