The best unranked Support you will ever see in your entire life looking to join a group of elitists

Hello! Erotic Weeaboo here.

Currently been playing for 1 month as a main support. Not gonna lie, I'm probably the best unranked support in the god damn world, literally taking out some of the all timers since 1997 with the victory in super smash brothers for the Nintendo frickin 64 and slaying many dragons in Elder Scrolls Skyrim.

There probably isn't a soul on earth that has the opportunity to take this sly mother clunker down, this isn't a joke I can probably destroy a 5 man diamond team with my wits and momentum, speed, and ferocity that hasn't been seen in such a long time within the League of Legends community.

I will desolate, obliterate, and cremate whomever chooses to be a victim of my unfathomable kill-count. I have slain people who you wish you could have had the opportunity to take out of the game.

I may honestly be a prodigy from another dimension, but this however comes with a cost.

I require vessels, those who will follow my every whim and wreak havoc all across the bot lane in League of Legends. If you want me to do something, I'll do it 10x better than your average challenger player who has been playing since 2009. I'm an absolute OG and will completely CRUSH the gods with my hand to hand combat abilities that have been in my soul since the birth of my beautiful life.