Godawful Player Looking for Equally Horrible Team

Hi,

I'm a truly terrible feeding player that needs a team. Currently silver 4 but should be challenjour but my team sucks, slowly climbing somehow, despite the fact that I rarely go positive. I'm bad at mid, jungle and support, but even worst at top and ADC, so I definitely can't do those. I have a mic, so I blame it on you guys whenever I make a misplay. Available most days, on and off from 3 PM to 6 PM and 8 PM to 10 PM EST.