[ LFP ] O duo partner, where art thou?

Looking for a duo ranked partner. Because I was dumb, when I first hit lvl 30 last year or whatever, I was like " I am freaking GOD! Come on gold placements, lets go!" I got hit with bronze. So I stopped playing ranked and improved my game through normal BUT because I ended last season in bronze, guess where I placed this season! As much as I begged the sorting hat for Gryffindor, that SOB put me straight in the fiery pits of Bronze V. Which brings me to my current request, lady and gentlemen who have stuck around this long, I'm climbing out of bronze but i need others that know how to ward, what a minimap is and that objectives like towers dragons and cs are more important than diving for a kill, and also (this is the tricky one to find in the depths of bronze) someone who doesn't let their emotions get out of control and make them do stuff like jump into a 1v5 just to show the jungler that you aren't actually the pussy that he is accusing you of being. So I, summoner name A Guilty Crown, irl name A J who lives at _, ask, neigh BEG of you to help me out and play some video games with this 24 year old married piece of beauty