Lookin for Ranked Team (5's or 3's) to join

Hey, my name is MeringuePie, also known as Riven, or Seiko. And yes, people call me Riven in real life. BECAUSE EVERYBODY FUCKING HATES ME. Anyway, i'm looking for a ranked 5's or 3's that doesn't care what elo i am now, and will take me in and love me like if they took in Gnar as their pet. Except I don't turn giant, that's why i'm the better choice.