[LFM] Looking for Jungle or ADC Plat or Diamond

Some friends and I started dynamic queuing recently and are looking for a fifth. We all have 3+ years of experience, ~90% of champions, in college or out, and currently range from plat 3 to dia 5. We are a pretty sarcastic group and they like to think they are funny, though I'm the funniest. Of our friends group, everyone else is gold / silver, so we've been struggling to find a fifth to dynamic queue with. We aren't overly serious, we play when we are all online (which is often because outside is scary) mostly in the afternoons (because we work) and would like to play some weekend tournaments once I stop feeding. Bullet points because paragraphs are exhausting:

• Looking for jungler or adc because we have one player that can go both ways (probably IRL too.)
• Needs to be plat or diamond because we are plat and diamond. Preferably with lots of experience / champions because so do we.
• Needs to be able to drink beer, or smoke weed depending on your state. Because maturity things.
• We don't rage, so neither should you. Alright, sometimes I feed and you can tell me I suck. Everyone else does, so why shouldn't you. =_=
• We are mainly NA and speak english, well, what we know of it. Mainly east coasters, but I try to keep it midwest as possible.

Add and message any of the following people if you dare:

• Netflix n Chime - Top laner. Formly teerav, and the best looking of the group.
• Big D Mills - ADC or Jungler, depending on his mood. Former king of 3v3 I guess?
• DejaEntendude - Support. Enemies always compliment his name, but I still don't know what it's from.
• Kara Jerks Devin - Mid laner. Big D's cousin, or so they claim.