New free champion rotation: Ezreal, Fiora, Graves and more!
Greetings Summoners!
Here are this week's free champions:
See you on the Fields of Justice!
Greetings Summoners!
Here are this week's free champions:
See you on the Fields of Justice!
AND
are all free. Wtf did we do to you riot
#♥A Corporate Matter♥ Episode: I Heart Radio Killed The Vinyl Star.
"I love this place, this is great. I love this job."
"Sir?"
"I love you Soraka. I love you lamp."
"WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH CORPORATE GNAR!!!!"
"It's the real me silly girl, I'm just in love."
"I didn't think this day would ever come, who are you in love with? Wait, it better not be money."
"I am in love with everything. Even you Recon Teemo."
"You have no idea how much I hate you."
"Yeah, that's what everyone says about you."
"..."
"I don't know, I think there is something wrong with the boss. He is being a loving creature."
"..."
"You think someone did this to him? Well then, we need to get them to reverse it."
"..."
"Maybe it's not so bad? No, this isn't right, he is under some sort of spell. And it's really freaking me out."
"Hello underling, me just popping in to tell you that me need lower you pay. Lot players leave after Corporate Lee Sin mess up bad by make Zed our new overlord of death."
"That's fine, I love a little bit of money just as much as a lot. But not as much as I love you, boss."
"Okay, Corporate Mundo slightly flattered and lots of freaked out. So me going now."
"Yeah, this can't continue. Sona, where did you say I can find the person who did this?"
"..."
"Alright, Come on boss. We are going on an adventure."
"Oooh, I love adventures."
A while later:
"You know who I really love, this wizard girl named Li-Ming."
"Sir, you can't be in love with her. She isn't even in league. She is one of those weird storm heroes."
"I AM TOO IN LOVE WITH HER!"
"Throws Phonerang."
"Alright, you are in love with her. Have you ever actually met her?"
"No, could you introduce us?"
"No, we would probably be sued if I did. Maybe you can be in love with Katarina, she can kill you just as fast. Oh look, we made it."
"♥♥♥"
"Sweetheart Sona? Too bad regular Sona didn't come, she would finally have someone to jam with."
"Welcome to the LoveShack. We are the sweethearts. How may we be of assistance?"
"I need to speak to your boss, it's urgent."
"I love speaking."
"♥♥♥"
"Right this way."
2 minutes and 14 seconds later:
"I sense fresh meat. WELCOME NEWCOMERS, TO THE LOVESHACK!!"
"I already welcomed them!"
"Oh, sorry about that. Why don't you two get along and let the grown-ups talk."
"Heartseeker Varus, did you do this to my boss?"
"It sure is nice and pink in here. Hey, what is with these big purple sticks."
"BOSS STAY AWAY FROM THOSE! DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING!"
"Yeah, I shot him with one of my arrows of total love. I might have double tapped actually, not sure."
"This one comes with two giant batteries. Why would it need these?"
"Well, you need to change him back. This is really, really wrong."
"No can do. All you need is love and I can't take it away from someone. But I can do this. HIT IT BOYS!"


"IT'S RAINING MEN!"
"Must, not, get, distracted, by huge abs. Remember Soraka, they don't bat for your team."
"HALLELUJAH!!!!"
"Sailor Gangplank, what are you doing with those other three?"
"Really? Look at my outfit, and I am a sailor. I thought it would be obvious."
"Alright, I am just going to take one of these arrows and get going then."
"Hey! You can't touch those. Guess I am going to have to call security. WHERE MY GIRLS AT!"
"I seek your heart, it will look great on my mantle."
"TIME TO GET OUT OF HERE BOSS!!!!!!"
"I found some smaller, more accurately sized ones. I don't want to leave."
"IF WE LEAVE NOW YOU CAN GIVE GENTLEMAN KOG'MAW THE BIGGEST HUG EVER! JUST COME WITH ME!"
"Well, I do love him so much. Alright, for the hug."
"Purge, with pink."
"Alright boss, whatever you do. Don't get shot in the Eye, which then causes me to go on a massive ax killing spree to save my town, alright?"
"CUDDLE WITH THESE ARROWS!"
"Ha! I got the slow resist mastery, these do noth-"
"CARE TIBBERS!!!!!"
"AHHHHHHHHH!"
A few hours later:
"Huh, what happened? Did I get knocked out?"
"I saved you, I know I don't say this enough, but I love you."
"Oh, you have said it enough times for today."
"Yeah, he has been a tad annoying while you were passed out. Also, any idea why he won't stop hugging me?"
"Hey Soraka, is that a banana in your pocket or-"
"No, I'm not happy to see you. It's one of Heartseeker varus's arrows, I got it. Now, we just need to find a way to reverse its effects."
"I might be able to help with that, I used to be a bit of an alchemist back in the day. I just need one thing in return."
"And what would that be?"
"Your heart."
"OH NO BUDDY, NOT THIS AGAIN. YOU FAILED ONCE AND YOU WILL FAIL AGAIN."
"Beats Guard Dog Warwick over the head with staff."
"Ow! I meant for valentine's day, I don't want your actual heart anymore, I like being a wolf now."
"Oh, sorry. But you know, try to rip my heart out twice, shame on me. But sure, I will be your valentine if you fix Corporate Gnar."
A little while later:
"Hey boss, did it work?"
"Why are you standing so close to me, back off, jeez. I hate when people stand that close."
"Hurrah, the person who is almost as toxic as me is back. HEY, YOU MAKE ME MORE SICK THAN WATCHING A ZED WITH A DUSKBLADE!"
"I hate you Recon Teemo. And I hate this lamp!"
"Oh boss, it's so good to have you back."
"Hugs."
"Can't, breathe, let, me, go. What did I say about being that close to me. Now if you don't mind, I am going to go out on a date with my money. We can talk about all the things we hate."
"Have fun! Guard Dog Warick and I are going to see this new movie, it's about Gangplank's old ship, The Deadpool."
"Careful, I heard a lot of negative reviews about that film. Parents who were really upset that their kids saw that kind of language and violence."
"WHY WOULD YOU EVER TAKE YOUR KIDS TO SEE THAT? Gangplank is literally the most violent, bloodthirsty man in Runeterra. Don't parents read anything about what they let their kids watch? Well, at least Warwick and I don't have to worry about bringing any kids."
"Not yet anyways. I'd ship it."
: 75% more "You belong in a museum!"
: 40% endless slashings to come
: I'm gonna hafta deal with 55% more Collateral Damage
: 100% more unstoppable ganks
: 50% more roots, 80% more death lasers
: 20% more played
: 60% more drowning
: 70% more stupid empty camps
: 80% more Godyr wannabes, stealing my champ
: 90% more mortars from mid lane
Why isnt
free yet? It's been two full weeks since his release.
MITOCHONDRIA IS THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL. 
wtf is this rotation. Common.. Rito plz.
So
is free this week doesn't matter anyway because people always ban him.
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Definitely not playing normals this month. LOL. Aids rotation

Was really hoping for Vi. :/
we need elise and wukong its been so long

GOD NO! I just bought Graves and I am still learning him... in jungle, i' screwed T-T
nice all and pls zed free and ekko pls
Free to play jhin soon?????
Why isnt this champ rotation up yet? I just started a draft game and its still on the old ones