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#A Corporate Matter Episode: The Do's And Don'ts Of Protesting

In case you missed it, I posted a teaser here last week.

"Hear ye hear ye. Make way for the Lunar Reval Parade!"

"BOOO!"

"Yes, it is I, your glorious leader. Please, everyone, bow down and cheer for me. For it is the year of the rooster, and I am him."

"Cheer for you? We should be stopping you."

"Peasant, protesting my rule is unsportsmanlike and just plain salty."

"Did someone say unsportsmanlike? ALRIGHT, WHO NEEDS THE BANHAMMER?"

"NO PLEASE, I'M SORRY. PLAYERS JUST STARTED BANNING ME LESS THAN 100% OF THE TIME."

"He's working for the corporates. They are enforcing his rule, they must have him in their pocket."

"That is the most idiotic thing I have ever heard. I do what I want, say what I want and no one can stop me. There is no conspiracy, I am the rooster for the next twelve years. Anyone who disagrees can get deported to the other side of my Emperor's Divide."

"Unfortunately, that is completely true."

"Well, you're not my rooster. COME ON, WHO'S WITH ME? NOT MY ROOSTER!"

"NOT MY ROOSTER!"

"NOT MY ROOSTER!"

"Anivia should have been this year's rooster."

"Anivia was corrupt. She was a Blackfrost, can't you dumbos see that? I plan on having her arrested as soon as I find her. But like the criminal she is, she has vanished and all we could find is this stupid green square with her name on it."

"Meep."

"I think maybe we should take away his ability to talk to the people. He is only making things worse."

"I am so glad all of you showed up to celebrate my amazingness this is the biggest most hugest crowd of any parade. I am simply the best, and you all recognize it."

"Yeah, you might be right."

"You know what, I can't take it. I shall sacrifice my own life to take yours. Maybe then Runterra will still have a shot."

"You sure about that? Because then Valor, my Vice-Chicken, will take over. And he is even more racist and Yordlephobic than I am."

"Look, man, I'm an angry millennial. Reason isn't going to work with me. NOW DIE!"

"Finally, I have been waiting all day for one of you to make a move. Shoulda figured it would be you, Renegade Talon."

"Not just me, RENEGADES, ROLL OUT!"

"TIME TO KILL AND DESTROY, IN THE NAME OF PEACE AND LOVE!"

"Glad I called in the riot squad. Thought somethin' like this would happen."

**"STAY BACK, CRIMINAL SCUM." ** "You best get ready. CAUSE I'M ABOUT TO OPEN THE BIGGEST CAN OF WHOOP ASS SINCE SKT VS SAMSUNG GALAXY GAME TWO."

"Heh, I'll just hop over this wall and-"

"Ult locks on."

"OH DEAR RITO, IT FLYS THROUGH WALLS! SOMEONE CC IT!"

"I CAN'T IT'S UNSTOPPABLE!"

"AHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

"Vicious! VICIOUS!!! VICIOUS!!!!!!!!!"

"That's it man, I only signed up to assassinate one psycho. Not whatever this thing is. I'm out."

"Not if I have any say about that."

"I hate my life." "Gets pulled."

"KILL 'EM ALL!"

"Good thing I brought real bullets then."

"Dies a most horrible and painful death. Not even oranges, time travel or shadow tricks can stop the peace keepers."

"Alright, peace restored. And what's left of the bodies can be sent back to their parents in a few envelopes. Saving us on shipping. We are true Valoran heroes. You can head ho- Hang on, I hear some yelling. MORE PROTESTERS!"

"Oh hi there, Corporate Kled. How's it going?"

"What in this Rito forsaken planet is on you ladies heads?"

"We are protesting the over sexualization of our splash arts. It has gotten to be too much and we want it to stop."

"I mean just look at this thing, who poses like that when fighting a monster. Not only would I have to break my back, but it's just not effective."

http://ddragon.leagueoflegends.com/cdn/img/champion/splash/Vayne_0.jpg

"And this, I mean. There is no way that leg could even connect to my body."

http://ddragon.leagueoflegends.com/cdn/img/champion/splash/Caitlyn_0.jpg

"So, you're not breaking things or trying to kill anybody?"

"Nope, well, we did light a couple of the Warring Kingdoms Azir supporter's hair on fire. But that was it."

"Alright, that's pretty funny. Well, as long as you are ain't perturbing the tranquility. I can't stop ya. So have at it."

(Well, we did it. Two years. Been fun. To celebrate, I would like to announce that I am working on a website. Which will have all the previous episodes, as well as any new ones. I hope to have it up by next week, assuming no delays. I'll let you know then. As always, thanks for reading.)

We now await this weeks story

YES King Dellron Finally

wooo corporate matter's back now is finally free, but ????????????????????????????

Well.. alright.

Ziggs? uh oh watch out for people abusing him ot destroy turrets

Where is am I rite? I haven't seen her on free week since she came out lol, but i've seen on at least four rotations since 's last appearance;moreover, according to the detailed explanation of how you choose the rotation, I'm a little baffled because thresh isn't easy to play and he is way too frequent

I own 6/10 :/

Is it just me? Nobody has posted anything, but these are not the free champions on the client this week. I get Braum, Diana, Gragas, Hecarim, Lissandra, Lulu...etc

BOOOO!!

!?!?!?! time to 1v2 my lane and watch out for the troll ults

lol i think riot forgot about Kled and Taliyah