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Hazmat Heimerdinger swaggers on

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War. War stays the same.

Since the dawn of yordle kind, when the ancient ones first discovered the killing power of blowguns and boomerangs, blood has been spilled in the name of everyone thinking they can take out the little guys.

When the decision to scorch the earth was made, yordles knew they’d need safe havens. Armed with the knowledge and new, toxic weaponry of their greatest inventor, they dug in and did what a cruel world forced them to do.

In the early days of the Yordlepocalypse, they took refuge in enormous (for them) underground shelters, and when they emerged, only desolation greeted them—all except the revered inventor who locked himself away from the society he saved. Rumors swirled that his bunker would never reopen, until one day, it did.

Explore what remains as Hazmat Heimerdinger, available now for 975 RP.

449 Comments

Jordy Pordy235 votes

THAT. FALLOUT. REFERENCE.

Malsetor1 votes

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ArkRaven00026 votes

Hey riot, break out the ban hammer on the spammer

Steve Esquire56 votes

I wonder if they couldn't put the actual quote? Anyways for those of you that don't know, Fallout games start with the quote "War. War never changes."

Weloserw3 votes

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flipitycat13 votes

I totally clicked the link without thinking. Ooops. Could anything bad happen? Possible virus? (I'm clearly not tech savy, please don't judge)

SuchLikeWhale13 votes

Never click on those free skins links. I clicked on it once and I didn't get a virus, I checked my computer manually for them too. You should be fine...

Thisguy114 votes

You don't get viruses lol, rather you fill in a "easy survey" which leads you to a scam etc...

I AM ETERNAL26 votes

Free skins:

I got Heimerdinger hazmat heimerdinger completely free

link: http://imanidiot.com

Kylè10 votes

lol that link, I'm an idiot .com

d1v1ne beast4 votes

put a big 101 on his back and its done

Weloserw1 votes

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FalconPaaaawnch31 votes

Can i have my virus in blue or dose it have to be red?

xXDauntlessXx7 votes

How much does the shipping/handling cost for the virus? item 3069

Weloserw1 votes

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Sadistic Lozer8 votes

Rito ban the spammers :C

RiotPhreak202 votes

War. War never changes.

STREET JlMMY13 votes

Phreak gets it

Fire King Aries4 votes

There we go. Get it right Rito.

Vulcans Falcon9 votes

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FreeTacoz59 votes

You know they don't stack right?

RIP LIL SNUPE24 votes

Quite the PHREAK for Fallout... #PunsOfDamage 0.o

Agent Texas71 votes

FALLOUT 4 CONFIRMED

MeesterMoo24 votes

Hoenn remakes confirmed

waifu chan16 votes

Half Life 3 confirmed Braum

calflick8 votes

Left 4 Dead 3 Confirmed

Garori10 votes

MOTHER REMAKE CONFIRMED

The Kings Wit2 votes

Darude - Sandstorm 2 CONFIRMED

Altair11712 votes

Deathclaws do tons of damage

Towboat4216 votes

Naw man cazadors are OP.

Bird Machine2 votes

i fucking love you so much

Snow Day Bard81 votes

Number 1 Singed Counter

bowgamer66 votes

toxic player skin

SuperJacob50 votes

2319! We have a 2319!

ZoralThePirate11 votes

OH. MY. GOD. YES.

MrStriation3 votes

just made my night, gonna go watch some monsters inc <3 //<O>\

Gigabyted2 votes

Get the authorities! Call Caitlyn & Vi we got a sock!

Sweeetness49 votes

Heisen-dinger!Heimerdinger

yomamasniper14 votes

report heimerdinger for being toxic

Geeekersg31 votes

Please report heimerdinger for toxic Heimerdinger

Sadistic Lozer7 votes

That literally makes no sense, he's wearing an anti-biochemical suit which means he's 100% non-toxic.

Just clearing that up~

Plarby17 votes

it says in the article that he's using toxic weaponry

Berry Dragon27 votes

Now Heimerdinger and Twitch can rule bot :D

WontBeBanned18 votes

Anyone else notice the " No Rumble " on the boulder?

TheDiablo117 votes

"Are you my mummy??" (a reference to all those who know what real tv is...)

Traps Master10 votes

It looks like a deformed Pumkin... I love it!

MasTea7 votes

Heimerdinger Yes, the sweet smell of Science! Heimerdinger

KoumoriOtoko7 votes
ImSoHiggs3 votes

HAZMAT TEEMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PI314112 votes

But instead of teemo in a hazmat suit, it makes everyone else wear a hazmat suit so they can be near him.

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