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Blitzcrank file #4. This person just doesn't know what he wants. Today paperwork calls for Ahri.
So you go out on dates often?
Oh yes. I feel like I am on a new one every week.
May I ask why?
Don't know. I never hear from them again.
Who have you dated before?
Let see here...There was Averdrian, Gavid, Rob Blackblade. Tabu, and Omen.
Why do these people sound familiar...wait a second. Ahri, who was the last person you dated?
Mmmmm...I think he called himself Helmet Bro.
!!!?
Meanwhile back at the castle
Mmm? What is a helmet doing in the middle of the hallway? Is this Helmet Bro's helmet? Wonder where he is?
Back at the date
So what do you say we go back to my place for some dessert and hot coffee?
Umm..I just remember that I left the oven on back at the castle got to go BYE!!!!
Oh well his loss. Wukong always makes such tasty dessert.
Meanwhile at Ahri house
Ok cake is done, now to apply the poison to the slice her "date" will have. hehehehehehehe...
The remnants of the Harrowing... Remained in the air. Cookie Monster Nunu (375 RP) could smell them, yes... Perhaps they were a hint of something to come?
Still, everything looked different. There were still three lanes per side, but they weren't the same.
Nunu's thoughts were suddenly interrupted by his teammate, Leprechaun Veigar (260 RP).
"We're gonna go get Dragon now, let's go!" He said.
The all-yordle team was doing pretty well. Nunu just hoped they didn't realize that he wasn't a yordle, but a small human child riding a yeti for some reason. Mayhaps the lore team would retcon his lore like they did with Amumu?
It wasn't the moment to wonder about those things though. He had to go help Veigar with the Dragon.
And so, they both went. The jungle monsters looked different than before, what was going on with the rift?
"Not so fast!" They heard behind them, as Debonair Jayce blasted a Shock Blast at them. The impact hurt them quite a bit, but Veigar managed to stun him right after it.
Both began running after that, but they didn't run too far.
Apparently, the enemy team was doing a double jungler sort of thing, perhaps as a joke, perhaps they thought it was viable. Either way, the rift became covered by a black mist.
Nunu couldn't see his teammate anymore. This was a little bit of an issue. Of course, he couldn't say that, lest Veigar got offended by the "little" word.
Surrounded by the shadows, Nunu got pincered by two attacks. Vi's (487 RP) assault and battery and Nocturne's (440 RP) paranoia.
Nunu cried in pain, and so did the yeti he rode. Two enemies would be too much just for him... But maybe he could take at least one of them down before his impending defeat.
"Absolute Zero!" He yelled to his yeti, and the temperature around them began dropping at a fast rate.
"Damn!" Said Vi, "let's get out!"
They both ran away from Nunu, hoping to get away from his ult.
Nunu needed just a couple more seconds, but they were still too far.
Suddenly, a magical cage was formed around them, stunning Vi and Nocturne. Then, a rainbow of dark matter fell from the skies.
Veigar was back. Nunu's ult was now at max power, and so he unleashed his fury.
The attacks of both Veigar and Nunu combined managed to kill both foes.
"Good," said Veigar, "let's go back to base before trying to get the Dragon".
They both started recalling back to base, when at the distance they saw a big ball of fire running towards them.
"Oh, it's Sion (292 RP)," said Veigar, "we just need to side-step him and..."
The side-step wasn't enough. It seemed Sion was using hacks and his turns were absolutely perfect. He smashed into Nunu and Veigar.
Nunu tossed a snowball at Sion, trying to stop him.
"Save yourself!" he yelled at Veigar.
Veigar looked at the injured Nunu as Sion raised his axe.
"I won't forget you, fellow yordle."
"I'm not a yordle..." said Nunu with a sad voice, "I'm..."
"No," interrupted Veigar, "today... You are one of us."
Uses ult RRRAAAAAGH
DARKNESSSSSSSSSS...
OH NO NOW I CAN'T SEE WHERE I'M GOIN
A Debonair Jayce walks into the room. The lights turn down dim.
I guess I have that charm
No that would be meeee... (goes for the kill)Suddenly stunted.
Wait wat?!
Leprechaun Veigar appears
Your luck is good today Jayce!
Thanks Short guy!
What did you say? (Jumps up and prepares to attack Jayce)
Buried into ground about 4 inch's.
What happened? Stars***
Woops, wrong guy. Sorry Veigar, your not my type.
Knew it was the charms.
No, that's my ability.
Grungy Numu walks in
Champs in the room have 30 seconds before Numu and Sion Wreaking Co demolish this building.
What!
(runs out of room except for Veigar)
Sure, leave the short guy behind...
Ult is being launched
NOOOOOO!!
A champion have been killed.
Hope you enjoy, one of my first tries. Hit that upvote button if you want me to continue! TY
This skin is worth absolute zero
Favorite number is 6.
Afraid of dream catchers.
Too cool to hang out with Urgot anymore.
Stop! Hammertime. (Saw that one coming, didn't you)
Watched Gurren Lagaan. Riding a yeti was the best he could do.
Carries a giant staff to over compensate.
Not sure if you guys at Riot are aware but there are a bunch of people hacking in ranked games right now. Getting losses for easily won games is becoming a huge annoyance. I hope the issue is getting fixed soon because playing league against people like this just isn't fun.
Boots of Prediction has updated it's league of legends champion and skins sales prediction 
buffs are long over due
I'm 50 rp away from :(
