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Lord Moriuz151 votesThe wind was blowing through the branches of the sakura tree, pink petals flew gently with each passing gust.
Under the tree sat a lonely and quiet ronin (487 RP).
His sword sheathed into its saya, his eyes closed as his ears listened to the wind and his nose smelled the flowers that surrounded him, his mouth quiet as he hummed Metallica's "The Unforgiven".
Far away, he managed to hear an animal howling. Yasuo opened his eyes and stood up. He heard the sound again, so he began running towards the source.
As he approached his destination, he saw three people sitting on the ground, having a picnic while watching TV.
"Hey Yasuo, wanna watch the world cup with us?" asked Cassiopeia (440 RP), "look, I'm even wearing green and yellow like the Brazilian flag!"
"Huehuehue" replied Numero Uno (395 RP).
"No, thanks," Yasuo politely declined, "I'm on a mission."
"You know why I like football/soccer?" replied Count Vladimir (260 RP), "because it sucks!"
Yasuo ignored the joke, as Vladimir smiled proudly, he had to be positive that this pun was the funniest he'd said.
Yasuo kept running. The howling sound was closer and closer.
Eventually, he saw it. Hyena Warwick (487 RP) stood there, facing a wounded Dragonslayer Jarvan (375 RP).
"Yasuo..." whispered Jarvan when he saw the samurai running towards them, Yasuo was surrounded by flying metallic debris which had been cast by Mordekaiser just as he left their picnic area "help... Me..."
Warwick sent out a roary laughter and began slashing at Jarvan. Yasuo was still a bit far away, Warwick had enough time to kill his prey and then run away.
Jarvan knew he had to do something or it would be too late by the time Yasuo arrived. He was almost out of mana, but maybe he could still cast a couple of spells?
There was no time to make the calculations, he had to trust his luck now.
Jarvan tossed his Demacian Standard, but he tossed it too far away, so it landed behind Warwick.
"You idiot!" Laughed the hyena as he slashed Jarvan over and over again, "you couldn't even hit me! HA!"
Jarvan then raised his lance with both of his hands and extended it as much as he could.
It hit the flag.
Jarvan was immediately pulled towards it, sending his attacker flying up in the air.
And then Yasuo struck.
He teleported at the airborne Warwick and began slashing him once, twice, thrice...
The hyena cried in pain as he felt each strike cutting through his fur, skin, muscle and eventually bones. He could also feel the shards from Mordehuehue's creeping death cutting into his already opened wounds.
It only lasted for a second or two, but Warwick felt it was an eternity.
Eventually, both landed on the ground. Yasuo on his feet, Warwick on his back.
His wounds began oozing blood, as he knew his time was up.
"I'll get you... You'll see... This isn't... Over... Yet"
Yasuo struck one last time, as Warwick let out one last, gurgling breath.
Yasuo performed chiburi to remove the blood from his blade and, at the same time, cleanse his soul from the act he had just committed.
He afterwards performed noto, sheathing his blade back into its home.
"Thanks Yasuo," whispered Jarvan, as he stood up, "I owe you one."
"Just doing what's right..." replied Yasuo, as he walked back to his cherry tree, Mordekaiser's shield fading away.
Swoodington28 votesThis story gives me hope for a Dragonslayer Yasuo
I am a Witch12 votesHyena slayer Yasuo
Johnn31616 votesWelcome Back! I only checked here to see if you posted again! ^_^
Wyntershine33 votes"Mordehuehue"
^ this is the point where I cracked
fluppy113 votesR.i.p 
Lord Moriuz8 votesHuh? He didn't die, he's watching the world cup
TrampStamps7 votesSad WW
died, everyone hates him.
i will crush you9 votesAt least I dont hate Warwick :(
Support Zed3 votesYes you do
Newbs McGee3 votesNice try, teemo
Lord Moriuz6 votesDarien doesn't hate Warwick =)
allykitty16 votesRemember the last time someone liked Warwick?
FalconPaaaawnch7 votesGot shanked
Administer6 votesAhaha "Be positive" = B Positive, as in blood type :3
Dragon God1 votesJust saying, you can't call Yasuo a samurai, since he no longer has a master.
Lord Moriuz6 votesI called him a ronin first. I said "samurai" later to avoid using the same word. A ronin is a masterless samurai, so w/e
towerdivermp1 votesthis guy could make awesome fanfiction porn!
mangonion2 votesNo no no no no no no porn
Swoodington21 votesSale Schedule please
Deep Terror Nami8 votesThey're "waiting on the data from the first monthly schedule", officially. Unofficially, they're seeing if they made more money than usual. If people held off from buying anything because it wasn't coming up that month, I don't think Riot will ever do another one 
yaceazy15 votes
RITO, WE WANT URF MODE PLS
sound engineer37 votesEvery time you ask for urf, its delayed another month
SilentAsian4832 votesWelp we're not seeing URF again until 2048
Lord Moriuz37 votesSo, around the time the replay system is out then?
Major Yikes5 votesI thought that was soon™
lmao pepega xd17 votesURF will be re-released when Half-Life 3 is confirmed.
Sticky Arms15 votesURF has 3 letters, half life 3 confirmed
Aideeh9 votesim sorry but its just me or somebody else seeing 
still not on sale? http://i.imgur.com/B7JMKmR.jpg
Disuneth2 voteslooking the same here
Hippodotamus8 votesSo I purchased Yasuo 4 days back waiting forever for a sale and this happens. Is there anyway I can get some of my RP back or something?
I Mained Azir6 votesSend a ticket to riot explaining this. They're usually pretty good about this sort of thing
Autumn Cry10 votesNote: Riot only gives each player 3 refund points, so you can only ever refund purchases 3 times per account. Hope this helps :)
Deep Terror Nami9 votesI wish you could generate refund points, on maybe one a month basis. I believe it would get more people to buy full priced champs/skins because they'd know once in a while they could refund it and buy a different one. I'd certainly buy more with RP to do a test drive on champions (for the ones that I never see on the free rotation) or skins.
Swoodington17 votesSend Riot a ticket about ponies and unicorns and they should refund it
Teepss8 votesSays Yasuo is on say for 487 RP... It is 10:53 A.M. Central time and Cassiopeia and Mordekaiser are listed on sale on my list but not Yasuo; he is still listed at 975... anyone else with that problem?
Alexmana8 votesI'm not sure if anyone else has noticed that while Mordekaiser and Cassiopeia have their new sale prices listed, Yasuo does not. Just wanted to bring it up.
I Mained Azir7 votesMordekaiser es número uno! Huehuehuehuehuehue
Zed Leppelin7 votesis it just me or we cant by yasuo on sale anymore :( ?
Chunky The Lump6 votesYou know I think it's pretty cool that you guys put this out, I was literally getting my money right now to buy Yasuo and I would've payed full price if I hadn't checked out the sale right now. Thank you Rito.
GetJacked6 votesWhy isn't yasuo on sale yet? Cass and mord already are but yas isn't
TheUltimateSpear5 votes
. I do adore you, m'dear, but what is a 
and all the kiting potential in the world when 
, 
, 
have abilities that make them not even care?
Dakwarf5 votesThough Yasuo was finally on sale, guess I was mistaken...
youruglymomma5 votesUHHHH YASUO STILL STAYS HES FULL PRICE, WTF RIOT
Lacheln2 votesDragonslayer 
slays ?
AgentMaster4 votesDragon skin confirmed.
Lord Moriuz7 votesI can't wait for the Dragonmaster 
skin!!! Rito pls
PZL Pengu6 votesThaty would be cool he could turn into a dragon
exiledFromBadmen4 votesNo he will slay 
:D
Cressela4 votesNo, he slew Ao Shin not Shyvana. That's why we don't have another dragon champ :(
