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New free champion rotation: Quinn, Evelynn, Taliyah and more!

Riot·9/2/2018, 9:47:36 PM·0 votes·12,828 views

Greetings Summoners!

Here are this week's free champions:

 

Evelynn - Agony's Embrace
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Assassin
Secondary Role Mage
Hecarim - the Shadow of War
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Fighter
Secondary Role Tank
Jarvan IV - the Exemplar of Demacia
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Tank
Secondary Role Fighter
Kog'Maw - the Mouth of the Abyss
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Marksman
Secondary Role Mage
Wukong - the Monkey King
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Fighter
Secondary Role Tank
Orianna - the Lady of Clockwork
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Mage
Secondary Role Support
Poppy - Keeper of the Hammer
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Tank
Secondary Role Fighter
Quinn - Demacia's Wings
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Marksman
Secondary Role Fighter
Sona - Maven of the Strings
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Support
Secondary Role Mage
Swain - the Noxian Grand General
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Mage
Secondary Role Fighter
Taliyah - the Stoneweaver
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Mage
Secondary Role Support
Thresh - the Chain Warden
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Support
Secondary Role Fighter
Twisted Fate - the Card Master
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Mage
Zac - the Secret Weapon
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Tank
Secondary Role Fighter

3 Comments

King Dellron9/3/2018, 5:42:37 PM10 votes

#A Corporate Matter Episode: Social Justice War

LeeSin "Jeez, that was some road trip. I'm exhausted."

Leona "What took you guys so long?

Nami "It's a long and crazy story. I'll tell you later. How are things around here?"

Leona "It's getting way worse than I could have ever imagined. If this goes on much longer I don't know if we'll survive. Did you see the summoners rioting outside?"

Nasus "Yeah, we had to take the back entrance to get in. There must be thousands of them."

Leona "More and more every day. I've never seen them so riled up. Not even the Clash fiasco was this bad."

DrMundo "Someone want explain what going on?"

Nami Fine, we didn't think you would come with if we told you back there. While you were absent, someone snuck in. We didn't realize until he got control of all the major systems."

Nasus "Using that power, he began attacking us. Weirdly only the male employees here were harmed. He and his army begin taking them up to your office. That's when Nami and I got out. We knew that our only chance of defeating him was with someone who knew this place as well as you."

Leona "He has the males locked up in Mundo's cages. Us women are allowed to roam free, but he took our weapons. He has also declared war on our entire male player base. Which, if you know the percentages, is very bad for our company."

LeeSin "Oh come on, how much harm could he really do."

Leona "He began banning men from community events and he also got ahold of our social media. He has used that power to publicly call men every insult he knows."

LeeSin "Yeah, no. That's really really bad."

Leona "He hasn't gotten everyone yet. Kayle still has her weapons and has been fighting them Batman style. Gnar has barricaded a couple people in his office. So far they have held out. But if we don't stop this PR disaster soon, there won't be any players left for us to apologize to."

Suddenly, a voice appears over the intercom system.

Kayn "Ah, I see the last of our sexist pigs has arrived."

DrMundo "Who you be?"

Kayn "I am Z'Kayn. I'm here to finally bring equality to one of the most sexist companies on Runeterra. I mean, look at this place. You have only two female corporates, that means 98% of your corporates are male. This is an inexcusable crime against humanity."

LeeSin "Hang on a minute, that's not how math wo-"

Kayn "Silence! Your time to talk over others is over. Nearly every woman here is forced to work in a minor supporting role. They have to do all the work while their male overlord gets all the glory. Not to mention the fact that I am sure they are subject to constant harassment."

Nami "We're support champions dumbass!"

Leona "I happen to like my current job. It has good pay decent hours and I don't have to deal with the unbearable stress of running a multi-million dollar company."

Nami "Would it be nice to get a little more recognition for our efforts, sure. But we don't want to run the whole thing."

Kayn "Shhhh, it's alright now. This is a safe space. You can speak your minds freely here."

Nami "We are!"

Kayn "You poor souls, brainwashed to think you like working here. It will be okay. I will punish these evil men and give you what you really want. Even if you are too weak and afraid to tell me right now."

Leona "He does see the irony in this, doesn't he?"

Kayn "YOU SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO THESE POOR WOMEN! I will fight to make them free, even if they cannot do it themselves. Social Justice Ninjas, take these probable rapists away."

Akali Akali Akali "On it!"

DrMundo "Get off me, Corporate Mundo voted innocent of all accusations."

Nasus "Really, calling me a rapist. Real classy."

LeeSin "Uhhh, I'm too hungover to care. Just carry me aw-" "Gets punched in the gut."

Akali "Silence pig!"

LeeSin "That was uncalled for." "Collapses in pain."

Nasus "You'll never take me! Who wants to get dun-" "Gets hit in the back of the head and passes out."

DrMundo "Let go of Corporate Mundo. HELP, THEY TAKING ME AWAY TO BE RAPED!"

Akali "Hahahahah!"

DrMundo "What so funny?"

Akali "It's impossible for you to be raped."

Leona "Wait, Mundo! Whats the secret to beating your office security. I know there is one."

DrMundo "Me not telling. Cause then me not be safe in own office." "Gets dragged away by the Social Justice Ninjas, along with Corporate Nasus and Corporate Lee Sin."

Leona "You're already not- Damn him!"

Nami "Well, that plans out. I'm sure we'll think of something else."

Meanwhile:

Gnar "Day, I don't know anymore, I've lost count. Supplies are running, tensions are high. I don't know if the barricades will hold out much longer. I sense some members are considering switching sides. I am not going to be taken alive and if anyone betrays me I'll make sure they go down with me. Have considered eating the creature in the cage. It has far outlived its usefulness."

Teemo "If you are going to do that, please hurry up. You stopped feeding me a week ago, there isn't going to be much left."

Soraka "And stop that nonsense about betrayal. If we wanted to betray you we wouldn't have spent the last few weeks locked in this office. with you."

Sona "..."

Soraka "Yeah, I don't know who he's thinking he's gonna take with him."

Gnar "You haven't seen me when I'm cornered. I can be quite vicious."

KogMaw "Does anyone perhaps want some more tea. It might calm the nerves."

Gnar Soraka Warwick Teemo "NO MORE TEA!"

Sona "!!!"

Gnar "The last batch nearly killed me. I don't know what you put in it."

KogMaw "Well, we ran out of normal tea ingredients a while ago. So I've just been using random things I find around the office here."

Soraka "Gross."

Warwick "Boy I sure could use a steak."

Gnar "Yeah, me too! BUT WE CAN'T HAVE ONE BECAUSE THOSE STUPID NINJAS WANT TO TAKE US AWAY! SO THERE IS NO SENSE IN TALKING ABOUT IT!"

Soraka "Calm down, boss, everything is going to be okay."

Gnar "Easy for you to say, they aren't going to do anything to you."

Soraka "I'm hurt that you think me losing you would mean nothing."

Warwick "Hang on, you guys hear that? Whats that noise?"

KogMaw "Sounds like, chanting?"

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