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lightdragoon8848 votes
That was close.
**That little spell shield of yours. It absorbs magic. **
That right. I take anything you can dish out and-oh god there goes my organs. falls to ground
Sivir!!!
**Guess your body couldn't handled my magic. **
Is she...?
**Scanning. She is alive but her body is heavily damaged. The magic she absorbed from Xerath was to much. **
**Skarner. Take her to the Oasis of the Dawn. It can save her. **
**Ok. **
So it is just you and me again huh Azir?
**Xerath. How many more lives must you killed before you are done? **
As many as it takes as long as it makes you suffer.
You killed my family. You killed Shurima. Is that not enough!!!?
**IT IS NOT!!!! You have no idea of your sins. Shurima and all of it lives I did not kill. It is YOUR hands that is stained with Shurima's blood. **
What are you talking about?
**You still don't know? After all this time you still can't hear them? Then let me help you face your sins. Summon your soldiers. **
......Arise.
Well? Can you hear them?
hurts
What the?
it hurts
Why?
I don't want to fight
No more
Don't make me fight
Make the pain end
Why Emperor?
Let us rest.
I...I....
**These are the voices of your people. The pain and suffering they are feeling now is all because of you. **
Wideman5 votesYOU LIED TO ME! you said last week that spell shield was on cool-down... now i must go eat ice-cream to replenish the innocence stolen by your filthy lies...
lightdragoon885 votesIce-cream is not so innocence you know. :P
Wideman7 votesHow dare you question the innocence of ice-cream?! Next you'll say pancakes are not the ultimate sign of appreciation, non of which I have for you anymore!
lightdragoon885 votesD:
SignError1 votesSpeaking of ice-cream, I know that the Graggy Ice facility was destroyed, but what about having a Graggy Icecream Parlor?
Solari Fortune3 votesIt may have been on CD, but what if it was URF MODE CD?!?!
SignError1 votesSivir was actually one of my favorite URF characters to play because of this.
SignError1 votesHe may have meant that Banshee's Veil was on cool down.
DragonVoid3 votesAnd the legend continues...
BodaciousTatas4 votesThat TeamFourStar Reference. I see what you did there
lightdragoon883 votesWell she would be fine if she learned how to DODGE!!!!! XD
Forerunnerr4 votesI know that feel. It makes me want to stop dodging skill shots as a support, because I'd swear, as I dodge, half of my ADC's walk into what I just escaped....
Masterofchaos9993 votesAmen
IzanamiL0rd3 votesI know that feel bro. 
SignError2 votesXerath's ult is so easy to dodge, too.
5OShades0fTrey43 votesGuess you can say she was ly injured.
The Orangegrub2 votesHey bro, I hate to be "that guy" but, just a slight typo there... "Xerath. How many more lives must you killed before you are done?" I loved your story though! Great job :)
Aura Master Fox3 votesThe story just keeps getting deeper!
TheEmptyOne110 votesA haiku by 
Drinks are very good I cannot see very well I think I am drunk.
SignError7 votesYou used "I" three times "Very" was utilize twice A haiku rule, broken.
TheEmptyOne17 votesWhat did you expect, Gragas wrote this when he was drunk.
SignError2 voteslol, you definitely have a point there.
kaminokotoba2 votesIt also has to have something about nature
TheEmptyOne11 votesREPORT
Gragas was severely drunk when Jax recommended that he wrote a haiku.
The end.
SignError1 votesSo my haiku was also incorrect :)
FoxyTofu1 voteswait 3 i's illuminati confirmed
IronG2 votesslow clapping
SpartenA79913 votesReally cool plot twist there at the end. Good job on your stories bro. :)
lightdragoon882 votesthank you.
Darjy4 votesIm just going to keep saying it until they do. Rito notice lightdragoon!!! I would totally love to see these featured on /Allchat ! Its the only reason we all look at these!
lightdragoon882 votesThese stories can't the only reason for everyone here.....right?
SignError3 votesWell, the only other significant comments I've seen on these pages are of the flavor, "I just bought Blood Knight Hecarim yesterday; I want my money back."
So I'd say your stories are at very least the highlight of the page.
SignError2 votesikr. The homepage has the picture of all the champions and skins which are on sale, and if you are interested in buying them, you can just go directly to the store, so the only reason to come here is to read the stories. :)
YamiKyoya11 votesHello everyone! In light of the new Omega Squad Teemo skin, I am planning on writing short stories that will be released on these sales about how Teemo became the hardened soldier we see in the game! Without further adieu, the first part of the story!
*I used to live by a code... *
Alright scouts! Let's go on our routine march around Bandle City, and then we can head back to the barracks! Move out!
Captain Teemo?
Hi Tristana! Need something?
Just wanted to inform you that some Yordles from other branches are being moved to your squad! Including me!
That's great Tristana!... But... Who else is joining?...
...Never.Get.Attached...
YamiKyoya4 votesSorry if this seems a little short... (
IS THAT A SHORT JOKE?!) but it is just the very beginning, kinda just setting the stage. Size of the parts will very, but most will be longer than this one... I hope you all enjoy!
Arcade Poro Bot4 votes
Gooche1 votesOkay so i need 2 champs to have all them and ive been waiting for Azir to go on discount and he hasnt since hes been out Gnar has been twice and he came out later
StormFlower2 votesAzir was actually released after Gnar
Death Threat1 votesLol, WOW I just bought a 10$ gift card to buy Arctic Ops Varus and now he's on sale and i wasted all my refunds 
Dotajuana1 votesJunkyard trundle skin sale pleeease! :D
Lil Yeezys1 votescan you guys make neon strike 
on sale plz??
nolarbear041 votesplsplsplsplsplsplsplspls put on sale
TieR Drags1 votesNOOOOOOO I have been waiting for arctic ops varus for months!! I focus on school and sports for 2 weeks and this is what i get!? I'm done with league forever now.
