New free champion rotation: Caitlyn, Nautilus, Zyra and more!

A Corporate Matter, Episode 12:

"Soraka!!!"

"WHAT!"

"Oh nothing, i was just seeing how fast you would get here."

""Sigh" Ok then, let me know if you actually need anything."

"Well, there is one thing. Some snobby rich dude payed a ton to have a tour of our place here. He is going to give us a review, so be on your best behavior. Be ready for when he shows up. Which should have been half an hour ago, he is late."

"He is never late, nor is he early. He is so precise that wizards ask him when they mean to arrive."

"What the heck is that, where is it coming from?"

"That would be, Narrator Shen. His sexy and booming voice follows me around where ever i go. For it is i, Debonair Galio."

Oh no, another narrator. I hope he isn't thinking of trying to take my job. I assure you my voice could beat his little voice anytime.

"Oh, if i wanted this weak job i would surly take it, instead i follow someone more important."

Corporate Gnar is plenty important, where would we be without him running the free rotation?

"It seems i may have to send Debonair Galio to have a talk with you."

"Who is Narrator Shen talking to?"

"No idea, these snobby types are odd, best not to mention it."

"So, how is it going around here?"

"His personality is so magnetic, Blitzcrank gets pulled to him."

"Been pretty good, A lot of weird stuff been going on since i hired Soraka over here though."

"He is so good with directions, that the yeti once had to ask him the way."

"So, why exactly did you want to see this place?"

"Singed, has to be told not to chase, him."

"I have too much money, so i threw a dart at a wall of 100 different thing i can do because i'm rich, it landed here. Why don't you tell me why you don't make certain champions free as often?"

"He is, the most interesting Gargoyle-like Construct in the world."

"Ok, lets kill two birds with one stone and visit the Cage room as well."

"Two birds with one stone, have you met my parents?"

A Few Minutes Later:

"And this is where we keep all the copies of champions that we use for the free rotation. Still locked up in their true ice cages."

"Hmm, don't you think its a bad idea to have lissandra in a true ice cage?"

"Never thought about that before, eh, i'm sure its fine."

"Poppy once knocked him into a wall, and she got stunned."

"Hey, its the master. Why did you wait until the week after urf to make me free? NO ONE PLAYED ME IN IT!!!!"

"Revive is so good on him, that he only used it once. and that act caused it to be removed from the game."

"Shut up azir, go preach about shurima to your sand citizens some more."

"Once, he wished all players good luck and to have fun in a mach. It was remembered as the most fun match of all time, every player got spirit guard udyr in their free mystery gift. and all players got 16x the ip."

"I grow thirsty, i require something to drink."

"He is, the most interesting Gargoyle-like Construct in the world."

"Sona! Get our guest an elixir."

"..."

"So, do you like our place here

"It is alright, not nearly as great as me though."

"..."

"Ah yes, thank you. Mmmhh, this is once tasty drink."

"Rammus thinks he is more than ok."

"That is starting to get a little annoying now."

"He is so strong, Vi calls him when she needs a door."

"Yeah, please stop that."

"Corporate Gnar comes to him when he wants to know who is best to make free."

"That is not true, Nobody listen to this weirdo."

"He is, the most interesting Gargoyle-like Construct in the world."

"You already said that, like twice."

"I don't always run out of mana. But when i do, i prefer Athene's."

"What the heck is going on around here?"

"Stay oom my friends."

: 50% more high-fives. 60% more missed high-fives. 30% more people walking into missed high-fives. : 75% more people wondering why this guy isn't in the meta. : 80% more obnoxious laning phases. 30% more top hats. : 500% more turrets placed in bizarre locations. : 200% more "Wheee!" before the BOOM : 200% more staring at the loading screen and sighing. 1000% more laughing when you ult. : 10% more finding the guilty. 100% more anchors aweigh. 1000% more Blitzcrank/Nautilus hook city teams. (and thresh, and orianna, and...) : 100% more creepy guys stalking you, naming their vehicles after you, and wondering why you won't go out with them. : 85% more inappropriate comments about it being that time of the month. : 65% more pretty flowers that you need to avoid.

These are all related to 420, DankCrank Brand Blazes , Caitlyn 420 quick scopes them , Heimerdinger "RAISE YOUR DANKERS" , Weekai , Miss fortune's gun is smoking #SmokeWeedEveryday , Nautilus gives them the spice "A New Dawn" -Keyori, , Rumble flames them (flame lights weed) , Weedwick , and well Zyra ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

1,000,000,000% MORE CC

Just bought Q_Q

Just bought Rumble yesterday QQ

Don't you just hate it when ,,,, & are all on free week and then you get into a game and you get pulled 70 THOUSAND TIMES INTO HEIMS TURRETS AND BRAND STUNS YOU SO YOU CANT MOVE AND CAITS LIKE HERE HAVE A FUCKING TRAP WHILE GETTING KNOCKED UP BY BLITZ, and then you drink bleach......I hate when that happens.

NO NO NO mid just became hell . I am happy to try and though

and free week... everyone is saying it's hell but all the mains are super wet right now xD

Are you ever going to fix Caitlyn's nearly useless highly visible trap and net that ironically prevents her from capturing?

remember when people played with me neither do i

Hilarious Spelling Mistakes

OMG BRAUM, stop hitting me with your pornos!

Excuse me?

I meant to say poros... mb

:D

lets see these champs next week!!!

Rumble, Caitlyn, Warwick, Heimerdinger, and Brand.

Can you say "cancer"

Just bought Zyra Q_Q

I was literally just thinking "I fancy trying Miss Fortune and Nautilus" and boom, this week's free champion rotation has both of them.

i dont like it

Not looking forward to the plethora of supports. T.T

soraka

time to try jungle hheheheheeh

WHY and . I'm staying out of mid and bot this week.

Both of my mains are free this week... not sure how I feel about this.

When are you going to change blitz primary or secondary role to Support?

Ladies and Gentlemen, let us take a moment to enjoy Urf Day. Especially to all Maokai's being burned down by Brands, enjoy the day.

Next week could we have like the op champs,lets test that out!!!

Can anyone teach me how to play Caitlyn, my teams are yelling at me because i don't know how to play her.