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lightdragoon8868 votes
And he has done it Ladies and Gentleman that aren't me, Draven. Gragas has won the marathon and has broken the world record. Let us get a exclusive interview with the man of the hour. Janna?
Thanks Draven. So Gragas you have finally done what many people have deem impossible to beat. What is your secret?
Practice, proper eating, and never giving up. That all it took really?
You made it seem easy, wonder how the old record holder is doing?
elsewhere
Sob WHY!!!!!?
Back to the interview
Well thank you for the interview, I'll let you go have your victory drink.
Oh don't worry about that, I never let a drop of alcohol touch this body.
Back in Gragas bed
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!Deep breathOh man that last batch of Graggy Ice was bad. picks up phone
Hello?
Stop production right now!!! The current product is tainted!!!
!!!? On it.
Any idea how it got tainted?
No clue. Nothing changed at all.
Where there any visitors?
Just a family from Noxus.
They didn't do anything to distract you right?
Ummm.....
Flashback
Mmmm..I love a man who know his poison.
Hehehe..thank you miss.
What do you say we...'share' some toxic love?
end flashback
.......oops.
DAMN IT SINGED!!! Did any of it get shipped yet?
Just one...to the Freljord.
Oh no...We got to get over there now and get them back.
AssassinsØnly2 votesThese are awesome. And uh oh, Freljord, somebody gonna get dat ashe. love you dragoon
Lorewalker Cho10 votesWell done Lightdragoon, how do you come up with these stories?
lightdragoon8836 votesTo be honest...they just pop into my head when I take a shower.
EffectsStudios3 votesIts funny, I seem to have the same revelations when it comes to story making, I've just never done something like you have, very well done by the way, can't wait for next week! -E
mikesomms6 votesSorry to be that guy, but being the loon I am, in the sixth to last line, when Cassiopeia says "I love a man that know there poison" it should say, grammatically, I love a man that knows HIS poison. Really good story man, but that is the one thing that stuck out. C;
GetToTheLantern2 votesAin't nobody got time fo dat
ADHDking1 votesnice love these stories! would love to see one for 
lightdragoon881 votesAlready have.
ADHDking1 voteswow really where? also thanks for the reply. I mean the poison dreams. but all the same great stories keep it up
lightdragoon881 votesOh a poison dream...no I haven't done a poison dream for Viktor. I mean I did a story that involved Viktor.
Mathlete8644 votesWhy was hecarim the fastest?
Keep up!
Sinneli14 votesYou have seen no concept of fast until you have seen the Full Movement Speed Hecarim.
Kitty Darkstar6 votesRammus
Zydron7 votes
OK
StealthedChaos2 votesWell done, this was my favorite story so far! Keep up the great work!
doom bot 82 28 votesreport cass for toxicity
Fuzzyears2 votesThese stories are so funny Lightdragoon...But shouldn't it be I love a man who knows HIS poison? (Not trying to be rude or anything)
DSRM Mobius7 votesoh no a bottle being shipped to the frelijord.
i can already see 
drinking it.
lightdragoon889 votesSo do I.
Hehehehehehehe....
TheEmptyOne11 votesGood job, mobius. Now Braum will give it to his customers (read my story).
KBingo1 votesHehe, you said before that this series would just be a bunch of random stories, but it looks like you just can't resist creating an overarching story line. I love these!
lightdragoon884 votesI blame the showers for all these ideas turning these random stories into an overarching story line.
TheEmptyOne12 votesWith all due respect, Dragoon, please do a dream where it's Zac's nightmare. He isn't able to get a suit.
mayberamune2 votesWhere was ?
...Ok...
TheRandomDerp3 votesNo story line you say?
lightdragoon884 votesAgain...I blame the showers.
hawkboy1593571 votesthese are really good stories
ShadowDragonAxe3 votesyou will love my ah ah ah Toxic love
Solari Fortune1 votesWhy Do I feel a Brolaf Dream coming, or possibly Sejuani
TheOneLlama1 votesMake Shaco story PLEASE!!!!!
HookDonaFeelin1 votesThese stories are great. keep up the good work.
o KP1 votesHA Toxic Love :'))
StrawBerryMOBAs6 votes
0:01 Welcome to Twisted Treeline 
: I love playing with my boxes it's so fun :D. 
: OMFG this NASUS has OVER 3 STACK GLOBAL CHAT : REPORT NASUS FOR HAX OVER 3 STACKS at 1:00 
: OMG FF @ 20 Gangplank 0-3 at 5 Mins SO BAD go back to bots! 
Your just bad GP :Guys calm down its just a game. : Gank my GOD SHACO It's been 5 Minutes why haven't you GANKED me? It's even IN my NAME! GLOBAL CHAT: Report Shaco Worst Jger NA won't Gank me even at 5 mins and GANKED bot 20 times. : OMFG Stop Feeding your 1-20 UNINSTALL PLS. -10 Minutes of Fighting- -YOU HAVE BEEN DEFEATED- Gg too EZ I carried so hard -looks at score- 0-0 Hope you guys enjoy I know it's pretty bad but first time doing this. I was enspired by lightdragoon88 but his are much better :)
TheEmptyOne11 votesThis is top laners in a nutshell.
TheEmptyOne15 votes
LOG_51: CAITLYN_ENTRY_1
Ah, there you are, Caitlyn. You received my message, right?
Yeah, even though I don't think that Anivia was the best message sender....
I can hear you, ya know!?
Whatever. Anyways, you needed goat's milk and Yordle hair, right?
Yes, as a matter of fact, I just need to make a deal to get the goat's milk.
Well, time to get Yordle hair, then.
elsewhere
humming Oh look, it's Caitlyn. Bet she's trying to get me again. laughs
Hey, boys. Have you seen Teemo around here?
I only see myself.
Eh, I saw him pass by towards Singed's shop.
grumbles Always. Anyway, could you get him to enter your shop, Pantheon?
Um.....okay?
Ah, Teemo, the usual? Or- Hey, I think Pantheon's trying to get your attention.
looks over shoulder
Hey, Teemo! Can you come over here really quickly?
Ugh, no. Stay-WHOA! DID YOU THROW A SPEAR AT ME!? That's it, if it's the last thing I do...... walks over to Pantheon Hey, Pantheon! snap AAHHHHHH!!
Huh, I'd thought it was going to be harder than that to catch him.
Nothing's too hard for Draven!
.....Whatever. Anyways, I'm getting out of here.
admiralcholo3 votesOmg finally a Thresh sale :)))) so happy
MrChenNoob2 votescan u please make 
on sale please
SoryInAdvance1 votesazir and gnar still havent been put on salw. it's gonna be a long time.
doom bot 82 2 votesriot can u plz put secret agent miss fortune or/and imperial lux on sale 2?
xXsNaKeBiTeXx2 votesRIOT PLEASE PUT 
ON SALE
KatarinaScriptz2 votesMan why dont you lower it I only got 468 RP left and this cost 487 like Why D; and I dont want any Gangplank or Cass I dont wanna save much.
SoryInAdvance1 votescass is really good.
Hot Steamy Noods1 votesConflicted. Do I buy Thresh, or Cassiopeia? >.< Leaning towards Thresh. But, someone give me reasons to get whichever you like better, please? :3
yarooh2 votesThresh is really strong on the support role right now and hes easy to learn hard to master. He's great to play if your looking to improve your game awareness because his lantern requires you to be aware of teammates.
Cass is strong in midlane but is a hard champion to get good on. Once you know her though shes great
angel is death1 votes
mhm
KINGbreeze161 votesI GOT MY MAIN ACCOUNT STOLEN ._.
Ansel Malfoy1 votesI hope the Kartarina's High Command will on sales. :(
magicbladetroll1 votes
Cyber Pop Zoe1 votesOF COURSE GALACTIC NASUS GOES ON SALE WHEN I GOT NO RP WHY RIOT
