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New free champion rotation: Ezreal, Aurelion Sol, LeBlanc and more!

Riot·10/13/2018, 12:34:38 AM·1 votes·14,139 views

Greetings Summoners!

Here are this week's free champions:

 

Aatrox - the Darkin Blade
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Fighter
Secondary Role Tank
Amumu - the Sad Mummy
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Tank
Secondary Role Mage
Aurelion Sol - The Star Forger
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Mage
Secondary Role Fighter
Ezreal - the Prodigal Explorer
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Marksman
Secondary Role Mage
Graves - the Outlaw
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Marksman
Heimerdinger - the Revered Inventor
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Mage
Secondary Role Support
Kalista - the Spear of Vengeance
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Marksman
LeBlanc - the Deceiver
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Assassin
Secondary Role Mage
Nami - the Tidecaller
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Support
Secondary Role Mage
Nidalee - the Bestial Huntress
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Assassin
Secondary Role Fighter
Nocturne - the Eternal Nightmare
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Assassin
Secondary Role Fighter
Renekton - the Butcher of the Sands
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Fighter
Secondary Role Tank
Singed - the Mad Chemist
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Tank
Secondary Role Fighter
Zilean - the Chronokeeper
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Support
Secondary Role Mage

14 Comments

King Dellron10/15/2018, 6:33:09 PM13 votes

#A Corporate Matter Episode: I am who I think I am

Soraka "Thanks for helping me water the exterior plants. I enjoy the company."

Ezreal "My pleasure, I'm glad there's at least something bright and beautiful on land owned by Corporate Mundo."

Soraka "You're being overdramatic, there's plenty of beauty on corporate land. Like, um, what about, nope. Yeah, I guess he does keep things pretty bleak."

Ezreal "Yeah, but he's not all bad. Corporate Mundo has some messed up priorities, but deep down he has a kind heart."

Soraka "Really deep down."

Ezreal "Smiles." "Yeah, but trust me, it's in there."

"DING!!!!"

Ezreal "What was that?"

Soraka "We need to get back inside, NOW!"

Sion "RAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Ezreal "What's going on!"

Soraka "It's a Suicide Sion. He's had a huge grudge against our building since his recent nerfs. He keeps charging us and trying to destroy as much as he can. He always dies but he won't stay dead and keeps coming back."

Ezreal "Don't we have turrets or something to shoot him?"

Soraka "They try, but they aren't very effective and he's very hard to stop."

Ezreal "Well, let's get inside where it's safe then." "Tries to open the door to the Corporate Offices."

Soraka "What's wrong?"

Ezreal "It's locked."

Soraka "Must be part of the defense system. I guess the doors automatically lock when a threat is detected. Maybe the back one is still open?"

Sion "DIE!!!!!!!!!!!"

Ezreal "SORAKA LOOKOUT!" "Pushes Soraka out of the way of the suicide Sion, but takes the full hit himself."

Sion "NERF THIS!!!!!!" "Starts punching the building while the turrets shot him repeatedly."

Soraka "EZREAL!" "Runs over to him."

Ezreal "Ugh."

Soraka "Please tell me you're okay?"

Ezreal "I think so."

Soraka "Thank Rito, you scared me, Ezreal."

Ezreal "Who's Ezreal? And why does my head hurt so much?"

Soraka "Huh? You're Ezreal. You just saved me from getting trampled by that Sion."

Ezreal "Saved you? What, are you my girlfriend or something?"

Soraka "What? No, I'm your coworker."

Ezreal "Coworker? Hahahaha, you make it sound like I have some boring desk job."

Soraka "That's exactly what you- Ezreal, are you sure you're okay?"

Ezreal "I feel better than a fed Zed. But my names not Ezreal. It's Jarro, Jarro Lightfeather."

Soraka "No, you're Ezreal, Secretary to Corporate Mundo here at the Corporate Offices."

Ezreal "That doesn't sound like me. I'm an adventurer extraordinaire. I raid dangerous tombs in search of valuable hidden artifacts. My memories still a little fuzzy from that hit. I'm going home for the day." "Walks away."

Soraka "Wait, you can't just leave you are under contract!"

Sion "I'LL, UGH, BE, BACK!" "Dies."

Soraka "Great, I can't follow him because now I have to file an incident report."

A little bit later:

Ezreal "Walks past a mirror." "Oh Rito, is that really what I'm wearing. And my hair? No wonder I'm single. Hey, shopkeep! Where is your clothing department?"

One shopping spree later:

Ezreal "There we go, did someone say sexiest man alive? I think so."

Ezreal "Steps in a murky puddle." "And these new boots are not waterproof. Fantastic."

Pyke "Forms in from of Jarro from the puddle." "No one plays hookey on my watch."

Ezreal "Well, you are just terrifying, aren't you Pyke?"

Pyke "You haven't even seen terrifying yet. Why don't you come back to the office before I move you a few spots up on my list."

Ezreal "Wait, if you're trying to intimidate me, wouldn't it be better to show me something really terrifying first? Because I was being sarcastic, I'm not afraid of you or whatever type of list you have. The only scary thing here is the idea of working in a soul-sucking corporate office like you."

Pyke "Alright, that's enough. I'm bored." "Stabs Jarro in the gut."

Ezreal "You've killed me?" "Passes out."

An undetermined amount of time later:

Soraka "Shhhh, shhhh, he's waking up."

Ezreal "I'm back from the dead? That confirms it. I am a god!"

Soraka "You didn't die, thanks to me. Pyke, you could try being a little gentler next time. He obviously has a head injury."

Pyke "I'm not exactly experienced in bringin' em back alive. Just be glad I didn't harpoon him."

Soraka "Alright, thanks for not completely killing him. Now go back to Kled, I'm sure he has something for you to do."

Pyke "You got it." "Disappears."

Ezreal "Hey, I'm all tied up. Is this going where I hope it is?"

DrMundo "Only if ask nicely."

Ezreal "AH, WHAT IS THAT THING!"

DrMundo "Me your boss, me think we need talk."

Ezreal "NO, PLEASE NO, HAVE MERCY, NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"

#To Be Continued:

SÌlverPlasma10/15/2018, 11:05:44 PM2 votes

fgdegrg

Bobbyhutt10/16/2018, 6:26:39 PM2 votes

[zombie-nunu-bummed]

DeracadaVenom10/16/2018, 2:49:41 PM1 votes

THIS IS THE BEST ROTATION IN A LONG TIME FOR ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NOW I JUST NEED TIME TO PLAY NOCTURNE LEBLANC NIDALEE NAMI AND SPACE DOGGY