New free champion rotation: Yasuo, Nami, Zed and more!

A Corporate Matter, Episode 13:

"Alright, Calm down everyone. You there! Stop biting him. No! You can't eat that. You can't eat me either. I hate bring your Poro to work day."

"Ahhh, come on boss, they are so cute. Besides, what else are we going to use this playground outside the office for. You know, you should really get a poro, i bet he would be adorable in a little suit like yours."

"No thanks, they are a lot of work. You have to feed them, but not too much, otherwise you end up like Sejuani and her Poro."

"Yeah, but you can bring them to events like this, have them meet other Poros and become friends with them. Which could also let you be friends with said Poro's owner."

"You sure about that. Because right now, Sona Poro is playing a song while your poro is doing some dance with her little moon staff. They seem to real good friends now."

"What! Come here Snookems, we don't hang out with that one, it is a bad influence on us."

"Rumble Poro, don't you dare turn that flamethrower on. Zed Poro, NO! you can not assassinate Ashe Poro. Hey, i told you not to turn that on, you are going to burn somebody. Stay out of the sandbox with that thing, you will turn it to glass. Oh sure, do the exact opposite of that i told you, well now you have no sandbox."

A mini sand tornado started rising from the sandbox, in it, 4 figures appeared.

"Back away from the sand!"

"No"

"INFIDEL! YOU DARE DISOBEY US! DO YOU KNOW WHO WE ARE!"

"The black eyed peas?"

"WHAT? No, we are the guardians."

"So, like Santa and the Easter Bunny?"

"NO! Those are other guardians, whose name makes no sense at all."

"So, you are related to those owl thingys right?

"Well, i guess some of us bear slight resemblance to a bird. But no, we are the guardians of the-"

"Galaxy?"

"You see guys, this is why i told you guardians wasn't a good name, there are so many other guardians, that we get overshadowed. Like i always say, change is good."

"We don't care about your opinion, you are lucky you even get to be one of us."

"Yeah, why is Kha'zix one of you? The rest of you are from Shurima, so i get it. But Kha'zix is from the jungle/voidy place."

"I needed the job, i look close enough to a scarab in this armor, so they let me stay."

"A decision that i have many times regretted. Now, back on topic, WE! are the guardians of the sands. And we have detected danger to sand here."

"What, this? its just a sandbox that had a little bit of it turned into glass, not a big deal."

"ALL SAND IS A BIG DEAL, IT IS PRECIOUS TO LIFE. WITHOUT SAND WE WOULD BE NOWHERE, WITHOUT SAND WE WOULD HAVE NO MEANING." "sob"

"It ok."

"You see how important sand is to us. Just tell us what happened and promise not to hurt the sand again."

"Well, its bring your poro to work day, and rumble poro wouldn't listen with his flamethrower."

"But, aren't Poros like, cold creatures. its pretty warm here."

"Common misconception, they live in the cold because they can survive it, and its where their favorite food grows. But they are just fine here as long as you buy the right food for them."

"Ok, just promise if we leave, the sand will not be hurt again."

"Well, i will do my best, but the poros kinda do what they want, and a lot of them can hurt the sand."

"Ahhh, look at them all."

"Boom, heha."

"Weee."

"Burn"

"Its, horrifying."

"The sand will never be safe here, Let us take it back to Shurima, where no one will hurt it."

"Ok."

Suddenly, they turned into a sand tornado again. This time, it flew into the sky, and with it, all the sand in the playground.

"Welp, there went the sand, now we just got this square hole in the ground."

"Yeah, that was odd. At least the poros have plenty else to play with. Oh, look out."

"Kick"

"Ooof, right where the sun don't shine. I hate bring your poro to work day." "Collapses"

Attention all zed mains. Prepare to assert your supremacy for we are the true masters of the shadows.

Why the fuck is Ashe free AGAIN

, , , and . Champions I've really wanted to try but haven't been playing long enough to earn the IP for them all. This'll be a good week.

I already own Yasuo and Zed.

is free to play? Time for some 420 no scopes on all the and noobs who don't know how his Q works.

I like how they say yasuo is harder than zed...

Hi free week Zeds

Why is there no or or in any FTP list ever? I just wanna play characters that are not stinking ashe or varus... EVERYONE OWNS ASHE RIOT. It's litterally the first champion anyone ever buys...

When was the last time Katarina was free?

99.9% more missed global ultis

70% more tornado warnings

42% more blind jokes 68% more kicks

70% more spin to win 30% more ulting a decoy

50% more fish

95% more missing ult and going into enemy nexus

67% more snipes

100% more lightning bears

90% more roaming triples

86% more attempting to be faker

After i buy Yasuo and Zed...... QQ

I've always wanted to try Ashe. I've wanted to play her for so long but never took advantage of the other rotations. Thank you, Riot, for giving us such wonderful free rotations.

&? It's time

Aw Zed and Yasuo are holding hands! So cute. (●´ω｀●)

Yay yasuo :d and zed :d

Awesome i have all but and and have been looking for another champion to buy

Why is Shen still not free

sweet

Oh, Yasuo and Zed free week. Prepare yourself, the free week feed is incoming.

great u decided to put the 2 most op champions in 1 rotation. Yay now I have to ban out yasuo and zed first thing in ranked

Hm, maybe its time to go back mid lane for a few matches, just to get fed a few times ya know?

this is very good idea + -_-