Champion and skin sale: 11.29 - 12.02

The Counseling Center for Overloaded and Overpowered Champions Case # : 142790 Subject Name : Kindred Status : Over-nerfed, Obsolete

(Author's note: For Kindred, Bold is Wolf, Italics is Lamb)

(Orianna apporaches Counsellor Morgana's office. A loud argument can be heard inside. As Orianna reaches out to knock on the door, the door bursts open and knocks off Orianna's hand.) : I'll show you Morgana! What is broken can be repaired, and I'm not talking about my sword! I'll be one of the most balanced champs one day! (Riven storms out. Orianna sighs and picks up her hand and walks in the office.) : Counsellor Mor- (Morgana shushes her and grabs the phone.) : Blitz, Morgana here. Riven's about to leave. Go into her code and put all her abilities on a shared cooldown. YES, INCLUDING HER ULT! I'll give her "fixed". Don't worry, if management starts asking questions I'll cover for you. (Hangs up phone, and then starts working on computer.) : What are you doing? : Removing that call from the phone logs. So it'll look like Blitz did it on his own. (Turns to face Orianna) Now, who do I have- WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAND?! : Your last patient broke it off. : Ouch... Need help fixing it? : I'll fix it soon. Your next patient is waiting. : Let them in. (Lamb and Wolf enter) : Thank you for seeing us Morgana. This place smells nice. : Thanks. Now, let's look at your issues right now. : We went from feared in the jungle To being afraid of the jungle. : Yes yes, I'm aware that the little Raptors are eating people alive right now. Take it up with management. : It's not just Raptors. It's Rengar. He took our hunting passive and made it better. And then there was always Graves competing with us for best jungle marksman. : Don't worry, I've got an appointment with Rengar next week. We'll get him fixed up soon. : But what about us? Don't you have suggestions to make us better? : I have a few, but it'd just ruin your identity. So no, nothing right now. : So we're just going to stay useless? : Yep. Until I can figure out something to take out of your kit that doesn't ruin your identity. : You will fix us soon! (Points at Morgana) We'll be in touch Morgana... (Lamb and Wolf leave the office. Morgana then notices a rune on her hand.) : That was your last appointment Counsellor Morgana. : Hallelujah, see you tomorrow. (Goes home. When night falls, Morgana goes to bed. During a dream of thrashing Kayle on the Rift, suddenly a voice enters.) : We hunt. We chase. We pierce. We claw. We maim. We tear. WE KILL! : AAAAAAAAH! (Jolts up. After her breathing slows down, she looks back at her hand. She turns on a light.) : (Dials Orianna) Orianna, Counsellor Morgana here. Yes, I'm aware of what time it is. Redo my schedule tomorrow, get Kindred back first thing in the morning. Please and thank you. (Hangs up) : Heh heh heh... See you soon Morgana... (Morgana looks around nervously. She quickly grabs her , and then sits in the corner with her in one hand and a Dark Binding ready in the other.)

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[zombie-brand-clap]

WHERE IS ELEMENTALIST LUX?? ...

Graves can have a carrot cigar but we can't have Elemental Lux?

give us elementalist lux thanks

where is my elementalist
[zombie-brand-clap]

More people will be able to witness the glory of Monarch koggy now [slayer-jinx-catface]

Still no Lux :(

I really wish I can to the future.

Realease elementalist lux pls! Like where is it?

WHERE THE FUCK IS LUX DID YOU FORGET YOU WERE RELEASING A SKIN YOU FOOLS

Dam it rito forget those skins and give us what we want!

Prolly dumb, but does anyone know when Project Lucian will be on sale? [zombie-brand-mindblown]

What happen about the Elementalist LUX? What's wrong about her?

No, I'm 16 RP short to get Project Fiora. Riot please help! I long for a worthy skin

Guess who is getting project fiora !

[fiora-cool]