Blitzcrank file #9. This is an unusual result. But since nothing else has work, I have no choice but to try Taric.
Well this is awkward.
Why?
Well you are with Lux and Ezreal right?
Yeah what about that?
Well you are already in a relationship and I actually need someone that can give birth and you can’t do that.
Oh really? You have no idea what wearing these magical gems all the time does to one body.
shudder I don’t think I want to know.
WHY DON’T YOU WANT TO KNOW!!!?
Woah..What?
IS IT BECAUSE I’M NOT PRETTY!!!?
I don’t…
I’m sorry I didn’t mean that, I’m just been a little off lately. WHERE IS MY PICKLE ICE CREAM!!!!?
I think you should go see a doctor Taric.
Why? Is it something bad?
That depend if it what I think it is. Here a card for my doctor. Just tell them that I send you and he should help.
Thanks Jarvan.
*Later that night. *
Jarvan we just got a call from Doctor Kennen.
Oh, was it what I thought it was?
Indeed it was. All 3 of them are very happy.
That good for them.
Also Doctor Kennen left a message for you.
Oh? What is it.
He said “If you ever bring someone like that to my office again, I will make sure you are not put on painkiller the next time you end up here.
gulp Point taken.