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lightdragoon8874 votes
Blitzcrank file #9. This is an unusual result. But since nothing else has work, I have no choice but to try Taric.
Well this is awkward.
Why?
Well you are with Lux and Ezreal right?
Yeah what about that?
Well you are already in a relationship and I actually need someone that can give birth and you can’t do that.
Oh really? You have no idea what wearing these magical gems all the time does to one body.
shudder I don’t think I want to know.
WHY DON’T YOU WANT TO KNOW!!!?
Woah..What?
IS IT BECAUSE I’M NOT PRETTY!!!?
I don’t…
I’m sorry I didn’t mean that, I’m just been a little off lately. WHERE IS MY PICKLE ICE CREAM!!!!?
I think you should go see a doctor Taric.
Why? Is it something bad?
That depend if it what I think it is. Here a card for my doctor. Just tell them that I send you and he should help.
Thanks Jarvan.
*Later that night. *
Jarvan we just got a call from Doctor Kennen.
Oh, was it what I thought it was?
Indeed it was. All 3 of them are very happy.
That good for them.
Also Doctor Kennen left a message for you.
Oh? What is it.
He said “If you ever bring someone like that to my office again, I will make sure you are not put on painkiller the next time you end up here.
gulp Point taken.
DeltaRaven7 votesThat was outrageous
lightdragoon886 votesTruly truly outrageous.
runesage8611 votesStill voting for 
lightdragoon882 votesThat's going to be a while.
DSRM Mobius4 voteslove your stories lightdargoon thank you for taking time out of your day to make these.
Lord Moriuz5 votesStill waiting for you know who ;D
lightdragoon885 votesUmmm...Nami?
runesage868 votes
c31redstar1 votesI have a pretty good idea for 
. Like he would know her before she became the plant lady.
Laughing Fish7 votesShe was just a plant before....
Starblaster111 votesMaybe c31redstar is talking about that mage girl that came that zyra took over.
Laughing Fish2 votesPerhaps.
General Keith3 votes
Rek'Sai buddy?...
pls?...
Xavkul5 votesi thin this is one is more awkward than the 
date. Votting for 
or now that her icon is out, . 
would be a nice one also. Keep it up!
Laughing Fish4 votesAchievement unlocked: Become Laughing Fish's favorite person in League of Legends.
Talon Gerrard3 votesI think one with Lulu would be pretty funny.
Starblaster112 votesCould you do 
next maybe?
Ayame Isaki1 votesStill voting 
!
WaterLord081 votes
, it'll be funny if the devil and rumble shows up
Robinrocket1 votesthat's racist
drumbunker12318 votesWho's better Draven
or vanye
?
Lord Moriuz121 votes"That question, drumbunker, has a very simple answer", replied a raspy voice behind him. Drumbunker has already been playing the game for a while, but that voice he just didn't recognize at all.
He could feel that person's hot breath on the back of his neck... Who could it be?
He turned around, slowly, nervously...
"NEITHER!!!" The creature yelled, "Everyone knows that I, Urgot (395 RP), am the greatest marksman to ever walk the rift!!!"
Drumbunker was dumbfounded. Who was this "urgot" creature? He had never seen him before. He looked like sh*t.
"Uhm... Hi... Urgord you said?"
"URGOT!!!"
"Yeah... Well, anyway, I just wanted to know who's better, Vay..."
"Silence, mortal!" Urgot yelled, "they are not on sale at the moment, this is not the time to talk about them."
"Uhmm Ok?" said Drum, confused. He didn't want to anger the creature so he just played along.
"Mayhaps you'd like to buy Kennen! He's only 440 RP! You can play him as a marksman if you want. But I'm better."
"Ok, I'll think about it."
"Or maybe my old friend Nautilus for 487 RP," Urgot rasped, "he's not picked often, like me, but if you can play him, you'll be unstoppable!!!"
"Unless the enemy has flash, you mean."
"SILENCE!" Urgot cried and began coughing uncontrollably.
"Are you ok?"
"Yeah... cough this just happens sometimes. I haven't been out in a while so I'm rusty..."
"Maybe you'd like to see a doct..."
"But not as rusty as Full Metal Pantheon!!!" Urgot interrupted, "for a mere 487 RP you can get a skin that has an amazing splash art and looks like crap in game. You know, to confuse your foes."
"Well, I'm not very good with Pantheon... I've played him twice and lost so... I'll pass."
Urgot sighed.
"Fine... What about Rengar? Don't you want his headhunter skin for the same price?"
"Never played him."
"Hmmm... What league are you in?"
"Silver, I think..."
"GREAT! Then you should buy Shaco! I'll throw in his royal skin for 260 RP! He'll raise your ELO like crazy, you'll be Challenger in NO TIME AT ALL!!!!"
"Sure, whatever," said drum. He gave him RP and brought Shaco home.
When he left, Urgot was left alone. Maybe in 3 months when he's in the sale rotation again, someone will finally buy him.
nonamewarrior8 votesUpvotes Moriuz without even reading
Xavkul26 votesSaleman 
skin confirmed
honorspell9 votesMORUIZ LIVES!!!
Laughing Fish2 votesLogged in just to upvote. That was amazing lol
TorqueS26 votesMiss your posts, Moriuz!
To this day, I like 
more as a champion after feeling her anguish when she thought she would be supplanted by 
's Freljordian colleague (
), and then witnessing her tragic and altruistic end as she took 
's passive for her beloved ADC. Beautiful.
Kuvoia1 votespoor he's probably old and rusty in his dark dark shop xD
GoddessOfWarz2 votesits about who's smarter not harder they're all same difficulty it depends on who's playing them.
Anstroyer2 votesDraven is broken, his Q is so strong, but if Vayne is a skilled player, with her E, she can stun against the wall, and then burst, finally u r dead...
I prefer Draven rlly....
General Keith10 votesHey guys, it's General Keith. I recently got a request to make a 'How I Joined the League' story for 
Diana. I currently have a three part story ready in my head, but as we approach Christmas, my schoolwork keeps piling on me. I'll try my hardest to get the first part to you guys by next Monday. Thanks for reading and for the support! See you guys Monday!
ADHDking9 votesput more DAVEN SKINS ON SALE
Azdamine8 votesNot Daven, DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVEN.
Ninjaboy14092 votesYeah. Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaven, without the r. Damn girl
rightmike001 votesWELCOME TO THE LEAGUE of DAVEN!!
WHEEZYOUTTAHERE5 votesU R G O D B O Y Z
Talon Gerrard3 votes
Best joke NA.
Wait. You're one of those pokemon aren't you?
HEAVY BREATHING
Beware the brush.
Go bake your bread elsewhere.
Look. The circus is in town.
Brace yourselves. Snowdown is coming.
Càin2 votesPORO RIDER 
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
a wild joey3 votes DAGGER! THERES AN ILLUMINATI ON IT
Rito plz nerf
Hentai Senpai 662 votesI need soul reaper on sale in dis bish. Everyone knows that is the greatest champ that ever was, is, or will be. We all need a little more in our lives.
Baddrcke2 votescan you put 
skins on sale please (sheriff Caitlyn, mercenary Katarina and dryad or divine soraka and please put them under 400rp so I can buy them
Burncold1 votesdamn 26 rp off kennen can someone please gift me a small amout and i promise ill gift you whenever i get subway cards or anyone from riot? love
Mathlete8641 votesSure man
BoOmTaStErRiFiC1 votesCan you guys put 
or
or
or
on sale next, please and thank you
gf is right hand1 votes 
6
OP
AKQZ1 votesStill waiting for Dragon Slayer Pantheon skin On Sale please! :)
