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New free champion rotation: Lucian, Azir, Kled and more!

Riot·6/1/2018, 9:58:31 PM·0 votes·12,832 views

Greetings Summoners!

Here are this week's free champions:

 

Azir - the Emperor of the Sands
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Mage
Secondary Role Marksman
Cho'Gath - the Terror of the Void
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Tank
Secondary Role Mage
Ezreal - the Prodigal Explorer
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Marksman
Secondary Role Mage
Kayle - The Judicator
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Fighter
Secondary Role Support
Kled - the Cantankerous Cavalier
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Fighter
Secondary Role Tank
Lucian - the Purifier
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Marksman
Nidalee - the Bestial Huntress
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Assassin
Secondary Role Fighter
Olaf - the Berserker
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Fighter
Secondary Role Tank
Orianna - the Lady of Clockwork
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Mage
Secondary Role Support
Shyvana - the Half-Dragon
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Fighter
Secondary Role Tank
Teemo - the Swift Scout
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Marksman
Secondary Role Assassin
Thresh - the Chain Warden
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Support
Secondary Role Fighter
Vel'Koz - the Eye of the Void
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Mage
Vi - the Piltover Enforcer
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Fighter
Secondary Role Assassin

16 Comments

King Dellron6/4/2018, 5:04:30 PM11 votes

#A Corporate Matter Episode: Time To Fix It

Gnar "Man, it feels like we've been lost in this maze of an office for three weeks."

Soraka "It's been two hours since we fought the minotaur, sir."

Gnar "Are you sure? Then why does it feel like ages."

LeeSin summoner 11 "Now, I know I've cleaned the power room before. It's somewhere around here."

LeeSin "Alright guys, I think I'm starting to come down from the mushroom juice."

Braum "YOU WERE DRINKING MUSHROOM JUICE?"

LeeSin "What? No, I wasn't high off of anything. Anything except life of course."

Soraka "Has anyone seen Corporate Mundo?"

Braum "I think I saw him wander off half hour ago."

Soraka "Sigh." "I guess we should go-"

Gnar "NO! He can find his own way back. We are going to fix the power regardless of who we have to leave behind."

LeeSin "That's cold bro."

Gnar "Hang on, what's with those flashing blue lights up ahead?"

LeeSin summoner 11 "Thats the power room! Quick, let's go!"

They all run into the power room:

Riven "Alright time criminals, we've been at this for I don't know how long. But I am going to prevent you from creating any more paradoxes."

LeeSin "Alright, I admit. I might have drank a little mushroom juice back in my office. I was bored with no power. But I think it's getting worse because now I'm hearing Pulsefire people from the future."

Soraka "No, we hear and see them too."

Shen "For the last time I'm not a criminal. I am innocent of all accused crimes."

Riven "Then come in, if you are truly innocent then the council will see that."

Shen "Like I would ever make it to the council. That Caitlyn that you all love so much will shoot me dead long before I get a chance to prove myself."

TwistedFate "Well, I am a criminal and I don't plan on dying either. What say you and me stop fighting each other and focus on killing the girl scout?"

Shen "Associating with scum like you makes my skin crawl. But I can't keep fighting two enemies at once. Alright, no killing her though, just break her temporal dampener so we can get out of here."

TwistedFate "Fine, I'll set my cards to stun."

Soraka "Do you think we should do something to stop this?"

Gnar "While they might tear the office apart, I've seen what future laser can do to flesh, even on stun. I'd rather let them work out their problems before I get in the way of anything."

Riven "You two teamed against me seems hardly fair."

TwistedFate "Well, if you're scared you can just turn off that dampener and I promise I won't do anything ungentlemanly to you."

Riven "I meant, it seems a little unfair for you two. I could take on an army of criminals."

TwistedFate "Well, what about one of these?" "Throws a card at Pulsefire Riven's head."

Riven "Catches card." " "Was that supposed to-"

"BOOM!"

TwistedFate "Ha! They always fall for the exploding card trick."

Shen "Stares at Pulsefire Twisted Fate angrily."

TwistedFate "What, she's not dead. Just stunned enough for me to grab her-"

Riven "Unleashes a burst of energy from her sword, knocking Pulsfire Twisted Fate back."

TwistedFate "Lands on back." "Ooohhh that's smarts."

Shen "Fine, I'll take her." "Charges at Pulsfire Riven."

Riven "Bring it!" "Readies sword."

They engage in an epic sword fight. But neither one is able to land a real blow on the other.

Shen "It would seem we are of equal skill in swordsmanship."

Riven "Yes, it's a shame you are on the wrong side of the law."

TwistedFate "You two should get a room. Heres a card to get in!" "Throws another explosive card at Pulsfire Riven."

Riven "Damn." "Gets hit in the side, right next to her temporal dampener."

Shen "Alright, I can time jump again. Let's get out of here."

TwistedFate "Hang on, we don't want her following us through our portal, do we?"

Shen "You leave her alone! You've broken her suit, she won't be following anyone for a while!"

TwistedFate "Draws a card." "I just want to be sure."

Suddenly, a time portal opens up in the room.

Caitlyn "Time to put the world right."

TwistedFate "Oh man, the real cops are here! Time to run." "Creates a time portal and jumps through it."

Shen "Yeah, me too. Don't like being shot and all that." "Also creates a time portal and jumps through it."

Caitlyn "Riven, are you alright?"

Riven "I'm fine. I've got enough power in my suit for one jump back home. You need to go after those fugitives. I'll fix things here."

Caitlyn "I'll make sure they don't mess up any more of the timeline." "Creates another time portal and jumps through it."

LeeSin summoner 11 "You know, I never realized how great this room is to have a battle in."

Gnar "Can someone explain to me what is going on?"

Riven "I can. I was chasing some time fugitives. We accidentally ended up here. There didn't seem to be anyone around so I turned on my temporal dampener so they couldn't escape. The three of us proceeded to fight each other until you showed up, and you saw the rest."

Soraka "How long were you guys fighting?"

Riven "No idea. When our suits battle each other, they release temporal energy. Warping the time around them. Things can take much longer than normal. For example, a whole day can be stretched out to nearly two months. There might still be some residual energy, so certain things might happen later that they were originally supposed to."

Gnar "Okay, what did you guys do to the power in the building?"

Riven "Our fighting probably caused a disturbance in nearby electrical equipment. It should fix itself soon after I leave. Which I need to be doing. I really hope this didn't mess the timeline up too much. They broke my memory eraser, so just go do whatever you would normally do and pretend none of this ever happened. Thanks." "Time jumps away."

Braum "Well, now that we fix problem with power. Let us follow trail of-"

summoner 31 "BREADCRUMBS!"

Braum "Back to safety of our offices."

LeeSin "Man, everything made so much more sense when that giant bee was talking to me."

Gnar "What?"

(Sorry about skipping two weeks without warning. Had some health scares that needed my attention. It's going to take some more work, but it looks like everyone is going to be fine. Assuming no more emergencies, A Corporate Matter should be back on track. As always, thanks so much for reading. Love you guys. ♥)

nihow5556/4/2018, 6:15:36 PM2 votes

Greetings everyone,

I hadn't realized that so many of you had preferred for me to post my stories on sales until I happened to check free champ rot last last week.

Thank you all for telling me about your preferences for me then and before.

As a parting gift, now that I have my first ever story on sales right now, I'd like to share with you all a free champ rot some 3 yrs ago that lightdragoon88 was on. It had really lightened my day when I first read it. This was a thing that many people had commented on this and I want to share with you the ones I found the funniest:

MasterYi 80% more critical strikes that are over 1000 damage Varus 50% more ADCs that can't die Amumu 25% more ulting only the tank in teamfights Fiora 0% diversity top lane Draven 80% more summoner not being able to catch the axe Lux 10% of people saying I WILL NOT BE THE FINAL SPARK RekSai 60% of more tunnels going short distances Janna 100% more people playing yasuo adc

100% of these stats were copied off from here: https://na.leagueoflegends.com/en/news/store/sales/new-free-champion-rotation-amumu-fizz-varus-and-more

Naturally, I had to make my own, but I've compacted it to this link because I want to seem like I'm spamming as less as possible: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BieINMooAwvWSKEFvehJyogOq3SuQm4LDJkOel3jJA8/edit Tell me which one made you laugh the hardest please!

As always, I apologize for all the inconveniences I have caused you all.

I personally thank UnicornCommander and ThePerson76 for leading the movement for how much you all prefer for me to post my stories in sales.

King Dellron, I will always look up to you, I thank you King Dellron and all of you for bearing with me, and I wish you all a great rest of your times in free champ rot.

Nebunera6/4/2018, 6:48:11 PM1 votes

I thought the rotation is every Tuesday? I got it Monday in NA.

xBoomeyx6/5/2018, 1:54:10 PM1 votes

With Azir being free, I've always wanted to try him. But with him being such a low win rate and supposedly as good as a dumpster, is he worth picking up and learning in normals?

Dovaheve6/5/2018, 3:07:21 PM1 votes

unrelated to the rotation. really riot? you want to give me leaverbuster for your stupid maintenance RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF MY GAME. it was a ranked game, now its this one! really? really?

Budget Yami6/6/2018, 11:24:30 PM1 votes

teemo 6 difficulty?

Taffyapplez26/7/2018, 1:18:21 AM1 votes

I personally like Lucian easy to use and i got so many kills