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lightdragoon8866 votes
**Well Jarvan IV finally appear again. Wonder where he went? Oh well it doesn't matter to me. What matters is getting his next date going. Today is Leona. And to make sure it doesn't end like his date with Lux, I have told her in advance about not blinding him and to be aware of that dragon lady. **
Thanks for taking me here to eat tonight.
It's no problem. I am actually curious about this place as I have never been here before.
Oh it great. And the cook is amazing. In fact her he comes now.
Welcome to Targon, the restaurant with food from Mount Targon itself.
I will have my usual.
Very well and for the Gentleman I recommend our steak.
That sounds good. Haven't had one in a long time.
Excellent. And for dessert I recommend our 'If you do anything to make her cry I will break your back, throw you down a well, and skywall in after you' soufflé.
gulp Ok sir.
Excellent. I will be back later with your food.
giggle It ok if this is a one time date. I usually just make guys bring me here for the food. I love it but it is expensive for me.
Oh thank god.
Yeah let us just enjoy this night without anyone trying to kill us. Speaking of which, I don't see that dragon lady I was warned about.
She at the doctor today. She wasn't feeling well this morning.
Oh my I hope it not serious.
Nah she probably just caught a cold from the weather changing so much lately.
A drink for you Leona, compliments from that person at the bar.
waves seductively
Oh dear god. Can't you do anything about her please?
Can't. She owns this place.
Umm..am I missing something?
We were...drunk during News Years..stuff happen.
Oh....OH.
Let's change the subject. Unless you want to talk about what happen to you on New Years.
Nope.
At the Doctor
So is everything alright.
I am not sure. I think you should check this X-ray for yourself.
Is that....Oh no...
Locaha26 votesRoyal dragon babies? Oh my. And keep up the good work lightdragoon88.
ADHDking6 votesfun I hope + gets explored.
Leo Jäger20 votesWait... did Jarven just have a .... normal date? O.o
lightdragoon8822 votesAs normal as it can be while having staring spears in your back.
Raynor111113 votesAnd trying to put the moves on your date...
Leo Jäger2 votesLeona x Diana lol
iamwhoimnot6 votesIf anyone has spears in their back, it's Kalista.
Persona Royale2 voteswhere is the first one?
DSRM Mobius7 voteslittle And Babys!!!!
OMG cant wait till the next one!
Awesome Job love your stories!
lightdragoon883 votesWell you are going to have to wait I am afraid.
Laughing Fish4 votesDEMACIBABIES!
ArctiX1 votesWhat are you gonna do when you run out of female champions to put in? Btw nice story i like thetwist. + = ?
lightdragoon883 votesNow now...that would be spoiling the ending.
Doraemon Trainer3 votes + =
icybluecat2002 votes. 
O_o
EllaRyu697 votesOMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
is pregnant??????????????????????
x baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lightdragoon8815 votesWho knows?
...Oh wait...I do. :P
EllaRyu692 votestell me DX
Moineaux5 votesI doubt it. You don't x-ray a woman without first giving her a pregnancy test. X-rays kill babies. GGWP :(
Ayame Isaki2 votesHumans? Certainly. Dragons? Who knows. While I strongly suspect you are correct, it doesn't mean we cannot enjoy the entertainment value of such of prospect; suspension of disbelief and all that!
BladeSingularity3 votesWell, Shyvana lays eggs, so technically eggs should be safe from X-rays. Well, SHOULD be. I sure hope so. Anyway, great job lightdragon88, keep it up! But what happens if we run out of female champs to write about? And will Shyvana ever be the blind date? Who knows - if what we think is going to happen happens, it would make sense ... Anyway, thanks again for the stories!
EllaRyu692 votesnoooooooooo....... ;w; i guess no dragon babies DX
tethega132 votesFirst thought that popped into my mind when reading the end: + 
= 
ish hybrid bird/dragon things.
BTW lightdragoon88 - Love your stories! Please keep up the good work!
Ayame Isaki4 votesAwesome job as always!
Nurse, our patient will need some time to take in the results, would you get her anything she needs while I attend to other patients?
On it.
You again?
I work here! When I'm not busy being a ninja, I enjoy helping others. Believe it or not, I just seem to have this uncanny knack for running into both you and Jarvan... constantly. Are you guys stalking me?
Glares angrily.
It was a joke. Sorry.
It's alright, I'm a little edgy given the results. Holds our X-Ray for Nurse Akali to inspect.
I see. Well I'm sure Doctor Kennen will be return soon to discuss this in greater detail. In the meantime, I'll be just outside if you need me.
Thank you.
Áion2 votesYour stories seem to have quite the following. And, after having read them all, I will admit they are quite amusing. Have you ever received any recognition by Riot?
Raiku Kawisa3 votesI never really care about the sales, but I was bored and read the comments... THERE IS A STORY WITH SHYVANA! goes back and reads all of them!
lightdragoon883 votesWas it a good read?
TiltToWiniNation15 votesPINK TARIC BEST TARIC
Oelyk3 votesFabulous!
lightdragoon886 votesOUTRAGEOUS
Oelyk4 votesIs it... Truly...?
MagedSkorpion7 votes
I will forever be alone without my wife and child (Sobs)
[Halfway Across the world]
I wish I knew my real identity, (sobs)
Darastrix6 votesFinally, 
's best skin gets some love!
Lil Sparkles5 votesenter awesome joke about zed being on sale here
Raja Chachki5 votesstarts heated thread about how balanced Zed is and how I mained him for 14 years and how if he is nerrfed he will fall into oblivion and how everyone is a douchebag for wanting Zed nerfed
Raja Chachki4 votesP.S: I was joking, don't worry I want him gone too.
Shovelz5 votesHe is gone, that's just his shadow you see.
nightsharks5 votesstarts heated counterargument about how OP Zed is and how he needs to be nerfed and anyone who mains him is an idiot because he sucks anyways
ErikTheGreen12 votesDoesn't really care, but argues vehemently against Zed because I didn't get enough attention as a child
ADHDking5 votesWAIT yorik on sale? dadada 
lightdragoon889 votesYorick and his skins have been on sale many times before.
It the free week rotation that he never in.
Leo Jäger3 votesI wonder why that is... I really want to try him.
Chromatic Eagle2 votesHe's considered to be too toxic.
Mistress Madoka4 votesFunny, I thought that'd be 
Sparkle Tits5 votesStill waiting for Pentakill Karthus to be on sale
SoryInAdvance2 votespk karthus wont go on sale till about june at the earliest.
Addygil2 votesI still have not had this explained to me, WHAT IS A YORICK? (P.S. This is a joke I would like to main him if he was meta)
Mistress Madoka3 votesMeta Shmeta, Go play him.
