New free champion rotation: Cassiopeia, Talon, Teemo and more!
Greetings Summoners!
Here are this week's free champions:
Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE .
See you on the Fields of Justice!
Greetings Summoners!
Here are this week's free champions:
Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE .
See you on the Fields of Justice!
The Free Rotation, Episode 7:
"Veigar is no where to be found. i have the best cops in the force looking for him. but i don't expect them to find him anytime soon."
"Well, at least the trouble is over for now. So i guess its time to get back to normal work."
"Its a good thing Veigar isn't exactly one of the biggest stars in league."
(ba dum tss)
"Your jokes still aren't really funny."
"Oh, its you, Commenter Gangplank. still salty as ever i see."
He wore a red hoodie, glasses and blue pants.
"Well, i am a pirate. I see you still keep getting more and more annoying."
"so, who is this sorry excuse for a man?"
"its Commenter Gangplank, he seems to hate everything i do, yet does nothing to try and help. why are you wasting my time today?"
"I have come to sabotage this weeks free rotation. You know that Yorick fella, when i press this button he will become free."
"Now hold on there, you don't know what that could do. Him being free could destroy everything we hold dear. The entire league of legends could cease to exist."
"Then admit you are terrible and quit your job or i will press it."
"NEVER!"
"Alright, "press""
"EQUINOX!!!!"
His button did about as much damage as ap draven
"HEY! Shut up you stupid narrator."
Oh, ok then, i will just go away for now. Man, you really are salty
"Hey! I can't move. Guys, i can't move. seriously guys please help.
"That should keep you rooted until the police arrive."
"nice one soraka, keep him in that so i don't have to listen to his voice. meanwhile i can tell him all about how i picked this weeks free champions."
"GNAR YOU ARE ONE LITTLE M-"
"SILENCE!"
"People haven't been playing adc enough, i blame it on how immobile most of them are. Kalista has only been free once this year, so i made her free because she is a bit more mobile.
"Dude, she has been free like twe-"
"People are still mad about how tank junglers are useless, even though are aren't. I keep telling corporate lee sin to buff them anyways, just so players shut up. So i made Zac and Rammus free so players can see that i'm right."
"Right? you couldn't be right if your lif-"
"Some people who haven't played cass since the rework, still say she is underpowered. so i made her free to show them they are really wrong. Players are actually picking supports other than nami and thresh, i need to fix that.
"How can anyone in their right mind say they want more Thr-"
"I have heard enough complaints about how op, Darius, Gnar and Zed are. Talon, Teemo and Riven are gonna make them be more careful about what they wish for. Finally, i picked Ashe, cause you know, Ashe.
"SORAKA WOULD YOU LET ME TALK ALR-"
"Alright, where is the scum."
"Right here, take him away boys."
"Oh sure, lynch me for trying to make things better around here."
"They were right about the amount of salt, looks like someones not getting a good behavior award."
"Now that he is taken care of. Has anyone seen Sona, i called her like an hour ago."
"..."
"Nice of you to finally join us Sona."
"..."
"You fell asleep because you were tired. This is the third time this week you have messed up because of being tired. What is it that you are doing all night?"
"..."
"You won't tell me. Sona, how am i supposed to trust you through this if you won't trust me."
"..."
"Just get back to work. Soraka, meet me in my office."
Looks like its safe to come back now that Gangplank is gone and my feelings have stopped being hurt. So where are we? Ah yes,
Gnar walked away into his office.
"i saved Gnar's job and caught a criminal while you were napping. better watch out, i'm becoming his new favorite."
"..."
"Well then, i will go see the boss, goodbye to you."
Over in Gnar's office:
"We have got to figure out what is going on with Sona. I'm worried about her, becoming detrimental to our work here."
"Some people have seen her sneaking around late at night with some digital equipment. I may know i a guy who can help us figure it out.
"Ok, you get right on that. Also, don't let her know about any of this, i don't her to quit.
"Will do sir."
(Special thanks to srslyguysplshelp. without whom, Commenter Gangplank would not exist.)
: 75% more DAT ASHE jokes.
: 30% more ssseeeing how ssssnakelike I can be!
: 8000% more people getting frustrated at Kalista, but not because they're playing against her. It's because they are trying her out.
: 10% more people wondering why nami has cleavage. 90% more people not caring but still admiring.
: 45% more rollin rollin rollin WHAT
: 50% more broken. Am I talking about the sword? you'll never know.
: 40% more people getting owned while playing this guy and wondering why he has a high winrate.
: 80% more stealin yo woman.
: 100% more mess on the rift.
: 157% mo@R*HFSG(SVBJKSXBVHGJFHGFJDSNO CARRIER
fuck
is free
and
doing the same dance!
Rivens play style is just like her sword BROKEN.
Time to play
counter all the newb rivens
Why, riot, why?! Riven and Satan, in the same rotation? rip toplane
Well great i just had a 3 game lose streak from Riven's and now she is free great, Thanks Riot. (starts clapping)
It's a

AAAH
AAAH
OOOH, IT'S A 
Just came here for the story of Corporate Gnar
Guess who just fucking bought Riven?
Guess i'm not playing League this week.
This is a great rotation =3. Four Champions I've been dying to try are in the same week. Great stuff Riot. Just last night i was thinking i would have to wait forever to try them. Hovering over the "Buy without try" button.
That feeling when you bought these champions yesterday/the week before = = ![]()
are all on free week. RIP solo queue
No mana champs feeding the rage since ever

cant wait for all the first time rivens
Time to shit on all the noob
with Top lane
.
Why not
once in a while.
am i the only bad 
For some reason
reminds me of Ezio... Wonder why