New free champion rotation: Miss Fortune, Aurelion Sol, Lulu and more!
Greetings Summoners!
Here are this week's free champions:
Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE.
See you on the Fields of Justice!
Greetings Summoners!
Here are this week's free champions:
Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE.
See you on the Fields of Justice!
#A Corporate Matter Episode: I've Got Too Many Of The Preseason Blues And Not Enough Of The Essence Blues.
♫"At last, it's here! The brand new changes are here!"♫
♫"Oh look, they're free, all the runes are free!"♫
♫"IT'S PRESEASON!"♫
♫"And everybody's havin' fun!"♫
♫"IT'S PRESEASON!"♫
♫"And pay to win is done!"♫
♫"Because everything rune related is now FREEEEEEEEEEEE!"♫
"Well, not the pages."
"Wait, what?"
"Only the runes are free. The pages still cost the same. And since we quadrupled the amount of time it takes to get 6300 Blue Essence, good luck."
"I was so excited to create a page for every champ I play."
"I never bought rune pages before because runes were so boring."
"And that's why we did what we did. Now we know you are going to spend RP on pages. Well, maybe not you guys, because as far as I know, no one pays summoners for anything. But to maybe distract you from how mad at us you are, we are bringing back Urfwick like you all wanted. He's going to cost more BE than you will ever make. But he's there. Also, we broke Ezreal again, so have fun."
"Sobs."
Meanwhile:
♫"Tonight we are victorious! Champagne pouring over us! All my friends were glorious! Tonight we are victorious!♫
"Boooo, you suck!"
"How can you celebrate at a time like this?"
"B-b-but I'm this year's victori-"
"My left leg was more worthy of being this year's victorious skin than you."
"I have an idea. The Corporates seem to really care about him. So, what if we take him hostage? Demand they buff us in order to get him back?"
"I vowed to stand up to injustice, there is no way I can let you-"
"He teaches little kids like me that smoking is cool and I should try it."
"THAT BASTARD, KILL HIM!"
"What, no, that's just an allegation. You can't believe that, just because some kid on Twitter accused me of it. You have to see reason. Okay, I can see you aren't believing a word I am saying. Alright, I'm going to admit it, I use F to flash."
"We all knew that already. Besides, that still doesn't make what you did right."
"Yeah, you might have a point. LOOK, OVER THERE, ANOTHER CELEBRITY IS BEING ACCUSED OF SOMETHING, FORGET ALL ABOUT ME!"
"Runs away."
Meanwhile:
♫"Don't let them in, don't let them see. Be the good-"♫
"NOOOOO, NO SINGING! You know my rules on singing, especially singing that."
"Sorry. I'm just trying to keep calm with all the protesting going on outside."
"This happens every preseason. That's why we have these protocols in place. But this year does seem to be a bit worse. Ah, Corporate Mundo had someone type up a response to the players, and he wants me to tell it. Why me. Alright, I'll yell it out at them."
"Opens window."
"WE WANT BLUE ESSENCE ON EVERY WIN!"
"WE WANT TO BE ABLE TO UNLOCK MORE THAN ONE CHAMPION A MONTH!"
"Alright, you guys want a response, here you go. Direct from the higher-ups."
"The intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment for unlocking different champions."
"As for cost, we selected initial values based upon data from the PBE and other adjustments made to milestone rewards before preseason. Among other things, we’re looking at average per-player essence earn rates on a daily basis, and we’ll be making constant adjustments to ensure that players have missions that are compelling, rewarding, and of course attainable via gameplay."
"We appreciate the candid feedback, and the passion the community has put forth around the current topics here outside our office, our boards and across numerous other outlets."
"We Corporates will continue to make changes and monitor community feedback and update everyone as soon and as often as we can."
"You think that will calm them down?"
"I wonder if Blade Of The Burger King wants to sell me a sense of pride and accomplishment by making me work 10 hours for my damn fries!"
"Nope."
Meanwhile:
♫"Me feel rich as hell, rich as hell. Got some players to spend again. Corporate Mundo was born for this, born for this."♫
"Really, you just ripped off our statement from another game company?"
"Yes, Corporate Mundo hear lots people talk about it. Figure it be very popular. It from very big company too, people love big company."
"You are so out of touch with your player base, I don't know how you've kept them here."
"Corporate Mundo steal part of their soul everytime they start game. They no can leave even if they wanted."
Still waiting for Zoe Free of the week
has a 7/10 difficulty?
Sure...
Supports kinda getting short-handed this week....
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not working y
FIX YOUR FUCKING GAME ITS THE WORST ITS BEEN SINCE EVER WITH THIS PRESEASON BULLSHIT
Wizcrab wheres my free champ rotation this week? It's there but i can't see the champs in a nice line
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