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lightdragoon8852 votesWeird...why did my post disappear here?
**Blitzcrank file #8. Let see what we have today. Orianna? Why does this bother me so much? I must go talk with client Jarvan IV. **
*At Jarvan’s castle *
Hello Blitzcrank, how are you doing today?
Power Fist
Owww. What the heck man?
Power Fist, Power Fist, Power Fist.
Oww, ow, oh god help me.
There is no help. Power Fist
Oh god this hurts so much. I got to get out of here
You are not escaping. Rocket Grab.
Nooooooo
**Static Field **
whimper
You stay away from Orianna you got that!?
whimper yes..but why?
I figure you ask that question so I have printed out the reason why. You may read it while you are recovering. And thanks again for choosing my business for finding the perfect person for you. See you Monday. http://imgur.com/a/swG5V
…ok…
Jarvan you ok? I thought I heard screaming and oh…
whimper
I’ll call Dr. Kennen and have your room in the hospital ready.
…Thank you…
erikt5162 votesThese are the best!
General Keith25 votes
"Where is Jarvan?"
"I beat him up for you, baby!"
"What? Why?"
"Because-"
Rocket Grabs
"You're my forever girl!"
Later, at the Robot Council 2014
"You've betrayed us, Blitzcrank!"
"But she's, as the humans call it, hot. She overheats my circuits."
"That's all manner of wrong..."
GetToTheLantern6 votesLol you could say he rocket grabbed that az x
Talon Gerrard2 votesRocket grabbed dat 
l PLAY SI0N7 voteshmmm.... perverted (not trying to be), but 
next would be funny...
lightdragoon8819 votes I don't want to go to jail.
DSRM Mobius4 votesfish lips please :) 
TC Jaguar3 votesYou do realize Orianna is a robot right?
honorspell8 votesyou realize blitz is too right?
Talon Gerrard3 votesMust. Not. Make. PORTAL JOKE.
General Keith4 votesYou can do it man, 
DO NOT FALTER!
Enflame4 votesLol the "you're my forever girl" Reminds me of that scene in Avatar :D
General Keith2 votesYou too? That's where I got it from. :P
runesage868 votesStill voting for 
first.
2nd place for me is a tie between 
, 
,
honorspell2 votes as next please.
SalvanXBlood2 votesDude the story u linked, who drew it? Are they making more of those cuz that pretty cool the LoL comics. (Also love ur stories :P)
EllaRyu694 votesi like how is always there for him... <3
DSRM Mobius5 votesthank you lightdragoon for your story it always makes me smile :)
IOffMeta GtOvrIt2 votesdude I WAS HOPING YOU WOULD DO THIS EXACT SAME SCENARIO NOT EVEN A DAY OR TWO BEFORE YOU POSTED THIS! So glad you added Oriana that was great lol.
lightdragoon881 votesGlad it was met.
Decebalus Regio23 votesI wish they'd make a champion that was a bandit, looked like Rugged and was extremely narcissistic(similar to 
) but was also a giant wimp. Two of his lines could be "Summoner! Don't send me in there!" and whenever he gets into combat "Not the face! Anything but the face!" So basically Flynn Rider from Tangled
Rew7115 votesThey tried making someone like that. I believe he was suppose to be Rob Blackblade but his image did not fit with what LoL had in mind. He has since been shelved. This question might bring him back into the light. So far, only Zeth the sand shaman and Omen have been remade into Azir and Rek'Sai. It might be soon that we'll see Rob remade and put rightfully into LoL as something else.
General Keith4 votesThey confirmed that Omen had nothing to do with Rek'Sai, her original inspiration was "Land Shark" which is not Omen's concept at all. And Zeth was never a concept, you're probably thinking of Taboo, the Voodoo Shamman.
GetToTheLantern8 votesHa nice idea but there is no league anymore right? Sooooo no summoners anymore?
Solis Deus1 votesWhat do you mean?
GetToTheLantern1 votesIn S5 there Is no more league and the Champions are called Heros and other things so I've heard :\
Forerunnerr6 votesI'm thinking a less prissy "Brave Sir Robin", from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.... haha. Oh, the minstrels....
Ardond4 votesthere was much rejoicing
Louisoraga10 votesAw yeah. Stupid Sexy Garen is on sale!
"Demacia." Wiggles eyebrows
General Keith4 votesI can't see Garen like that. Please don't make me >.<
Louisoraga1 votes[flashback changes suddenly to Garen and General Keith on the battle field]
"General Keith, These tights under my armor feel fantastic... It's like I'm wearing nothing at all!"
Wiggles butt
Echoes
"Nothing at all. Nothing at all"
General Keith: "[cringing] Gah, Stupid Sexy Garen!"
Talon Gerrard8 votes
Peekaboo.
You forgot your bunny suit.
Everyone hates you. EV-RY-ONE.
I got a shoe with your name on it.
Spin to wi-DEMACIAAAAAAA!!!!!
Smarter than the average (voli)bear.
TehPicklefish6 votes "Hey Teemo...I see you..."
uses Blinding Dart "Not anymore!"
Fuzzyears5 votesWOOHOO DEATH BLOSSOM ELISE! <3 Riot!
Carnage3 votesyay Death Blossom Elise is on sell
Wendígo3 votesI feel like on of the things Riot uses to determine what appears on the weekly skin sale is if a champ has a new skin hitting the public servers soon, Death Blossom Elise, when Blood Moon Elise is on it's way. This way they get 2 skin purchases instead of one. Here's a sample scenario "OMG, Death Blossom Elise is on sale!! She's my fave champ!!" Later "OMG, Blood Moon Elise, but I just bought Death Blossom. :( I didn't pay full price for Death Blossom though, so getting Blood Moon wouldn't be as much of a hit"
Hyly Sofistikatd3 votesNo.... how could you do this riot?!?!? HOW COULD YOU PUT ON SALE?!?! WE NEED LESS OF HIM, NOT MORE!!!!!!
Yoshi With Gun2 votesIf is that scary to face in battle, why don't people play him themselves?
o RedMoon2 votesHow does one play Teemo?
erikt5164 votesas/ap
lightdragoon884 votes
Zydron4 votesOne does not simply "play " Satan plays you!
ShadowDragonAxe2 voteswhen will varus be on sale
ModJikker2 votesYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Death Blossom Elise FINALLY!!!!!!!!! Thank you thank you thank you Riot I love you!!!!!!!!
Wendígo2 votesI should warn you, they are putting it on sale to get 2 skin purchases from Elise fans such as you. Blood Moon Elise is on the PBE right now, and is expected soon, I'd recommend looking at that skin first before you make a decision, assuming you don't care about buying 2
ModJikker2 votesI'm PBE. I've tried and dislike the skin. Death Blossom for life
Gíbson2 votesNow, Teemo is on sale for 292 rp. 2x292=584, 584+84=668, since there are 2 2s in 292, 668-2=666! Teemo is illumati! No wonder so many people hate him.
Wait a minute... "size doesn't mean everything" he means the triangle! it doesn't matter the size! Illuminati confirmed!
THEFUNRUNNER1 votes
Zero Ze GAmer1 votesSo wat champion's next after 
???
