New free champion rotation: Mordekaiser, Cho'Gath, Illaoi and more!

#A Corporate Matter Episode: Urgot's Horror House Of Fun And Death

Outside the Corporate offices:

"Boss, something look different about the building to you?"

"Nope."

"Oh yeah, right. Well, it's like all covered in saws and rotting flesh and rusted metal. Also, I can hear the sounds of tortured screaming inside."

"Sounds normal to me, let's go in."

They walk into the building.

A voice comes through the speaker system:

: "Welcome to my Horror House of Fun and Death. Now that you have entered, you may never leave. HAHAHAHAHA!"

"Tell me about it. I have to deal with worlds and preseason right now. I had to sneak out the window before I nerfed Gangplank again just to take out my frustrations. I hate that pirate."

"Well, I am going to make your life a living hell. Every day will be more and more never-ending torture."

"Oh, are you the new boss?"

"No, I, uh. Just get in line for the meat grinder."

"Is that what we're calling it now?" "Gets grabbed by a meat hook."

"Hey ho chap! You here to join the party?"

"Evidently. Wheres everyone else?"

"They got away, it's just us couple."

"And as soon as I get off this hook. And find my lizard. I AM GOING TO SHOVE MY FOOT UP THE CLOSEST THING YOU HAVE TO AN ASS, YOU UNDEAD METAL FREAK!"

"Oh please do hurry boss. I don't want to be turned into wood chips."

"That's not going to happen. Into the meat grinder you go!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!"

"Sigh."

"Why aren't you screaming?"

"Been reading the League boards lately. I'm already well dead inside."

"I'm not, I've still got something to live for. Unlike this sad man. I've, got to, break free, like that Freddie chap. "Manages to get off the meat hook. But runs the wrong way right into the grinder."

"AHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU'VE RUN STRAIGHT INTO MY ULT! Wait, why aren't you dying?"

"Beats me."

"I bought an Ardent Censer."

"And that lets you keep an adc alive even as he stands in people's ults like a potato?"

"It pays to work for the head of balance."

"Alright guys, you're free. Let's escape this evil place."

The five of them escape down a hallway, but the voice of Urgot follows them.

"So many doors of horror. The worst one will lead you to your salvation, the rest, certain death. But how do you choose when they are all so terrible?"

"Well, this is easy. The door marked Assasin Island is definitely the worst."

"Well, this one says that no item effects are unique and that the attack speed cap is removed."

"Oh that sounds amazing."

"Through this door, using an emote gives you a boost in-game. Some give health, some give gold. This one even gives blue essence."

"Well, through this door all the skins cost 1350 and none of them have any new effects."

"And through my door. We have a fat and ugly excuse for a welding job gone wrong."

"Please pay no attention to the man behind the red door."

"Now, which part of you qualifies as the ass?"

"Gulp."

for the first time, in the 18 months I've been playing league, I own all the free champs... ya me!!! [galio-happy]

[slayer-jinx-unamused] Great now to ban swain

why do we never get lucian lol

No Xayah Rakan. AGAIN

When is XAYAH free week???????? Been waiting for 3 months now

When does vayne and ivern come on free champ rotation? I want to try them out as an ADC main. [sg-jinx] [vayne-pose]

Anyone else notice that this rotation is really short on Jungler/Supports*? Usually there's (at least) 2 choices per role and this one is kinda lacking.

(*going by how they are usually played/presented)

Wow that is suck!

I want bard!Please let it be on free champion rotation soon!

i think TW is a Marksman

[sg-ahri-1]

i neeeeeedddd bard

When was the last time we got Viktor?

This weeks champion rotation isn't showing up for me? I'm level 10 so it should, help please?

lucian pls