New free champion rotation: Bard, Corki, Irelia and more!

#A Corporate Matter Episode: The Good, The bad and the Bunny.

"Man I sure do love this Elixir. It's a really peaceful day out here in the park, Fiora must have been nerfed. Oooh, a Five Riot point bill, come here little guy."

Just as he reaches for the money, a gust of wind sends it flying away.

"Oh no you don't, come back here!"

"This is Cottontail land, see. I'm sick and tired of you headhunters thinking you can take whatever you want."

"This land belong to us, you wascally wabbits."

"Yeah you might want to rethink that. Your buddies said the same thing, now you get to go to their funerals. I am leaving you alive to tell the rest of the headhunters a message. Let them know that we can go face too, that they aren't the only aggro gang on the ladder."

"Get going now, and don't come back to bunny territory ya hear!"

"Alright, get rid of these bodies. I don't want anyone to see me here with- HEY, WHO IS BEING A NOSY NELLIE OVER THERE?"

"Uh oh, I think they might have spotted me. Quick, make them think you aren't a threat. UHHH, MEOW?"

"Yeah, we can hear everything you are saying, see. Snow Bunny Nidalee, would you throw a spear and root that poor sucker?"

"Ok, they don't do that anymore. Besides, it only worked on jungle mobs anyways."

"HAHA, NOW I HAVE GOTTEN AWAY, LOSE-" "Steps on Cottontail Teemo egg."

"Ha ha ha, happy Easter (Redacted do to the fact that we sold our soul to Tencent, and they don't celebrate that holiday.)

A little while later, in an old warehouse:

"Wake up sleeping ugly. We need to talk."

"AHHHHHHH, HELP HELP HELPLE. I HAVE BEEN TAKEN SOMEONE RESCUE FROM THIS CRAZY MANG. HE SMELLS BAD AND- OH IM SORRY PLEASE DON'T KILL ME I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING I HAVEN'T SEEN YOUR FACES I'M POOR PLEASE."

"Shut up see, unless you want to sleep with the carrots. Now I can't have you going to the cops about what you saw, see. So I need you help me on a heist, then if you go to the cops, you will be just as guilty as us."

"yeah, I don't think that's how it works."

"Ok, do you want to die, seriously? Fool of a Yordle. That is how it works here."

"So, what am I going to have to steal, oh mighty satan rabbit."

"Oh, I'm not Satan rabbit, that's what we are going to get."

"We may be criminals, we may be broken. But At least, we have counterplay, we have morals. That, Thing, it is pure evil."

"I have never seen something more terrifying than it. Just the thought of it keeps me up at night. If there is a Rito, I don't know how it can let something like that exist."

"I can't even imagine what horrifying thoughts go through that monster's head. I thank Rito every day that it is on our side. That's right, we are going to rescue Cottontail Fizz."

A few hours of planning later:

"Alright, let's do this boys. They are keeping him under that tower, like they think towers do anything. We got sweeper Alistar here, he has five dragon stacks, meaning that towers will deal about, one to two damage to him. So while he is tanking tower, all the guards should abandon ship. At which point you can go in and let him out."

"Why do I have to do it, you three are much more mobile than me?"

"There is no way I am getting anywhere near that manifested nightmare. After you let him out, you will have exactly one and a half seconds to get out of the way. At which point the panicked carrot will be eaten by his pet Giant demon rabbit, Cerberus. And you will see things that no living creature should ever witness."

"Lets do this. ULT AWAY!!!!"

"WE AREN'T SAFE HERE, THE TOWER DOES NOTHING TO HIM. FALL BACK TO THE WELL AND SURRENDER!!!!!"

"Alright, time to do something I will most probably regret for the rest of my life. Which will hopefully be a long time." "Unlocks door and then dives as far and fast as he can."

"I REQUIRE THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT!!!!!!!!!!"

"Well, he just killed that tower in two hits. Those things are like paper."

Yeah, see. He just tore that man inside out, that was something I did not need to see."

"Didn't those heads have bodies? Oh no, he is looking at the orphanage."

"Eh, I have seen worse things on the weird side of the internet. Wait, no, nothing beats what he just did to that man. I'm going home, I think I may never feel emotion again. I need to look at some eye bleach, then maybe rinse my eyes out with real bleach."

"Their screaming cries of agony are so much fun. I love this game."

"Once again, thank you Rito, for not turning this abomination of yours on us."

Time for full AD bard. + + =

a balanced rotation i guess. can' wait to try out corki and volibear

Is the only one that matters

Oh Yes... Vi!

tf i just bought yesterday. C'mon rito

YES KARTHUS, SYNDRA AND CORKI ARE FREE, IM GONNA WIN MID THIS WEEK, SAY GOOD BYE

Better nerf irelia

THE CANE, PUTTING IT DOWN!, +6

i just want to be free

thank you rito i need to try ps rito make it so autocorrect doesnt try to correct rito its a word

+ = aw crap

But hey, is free, so I got that goin for me.

will fuck these champs up

free week?

Well...guess I'll take a break from top. Or try to learn her again so I can find weaknesses to exploit.

I suppose its time to save for using Bardception

Man cause gonna get you now, and im not gonna stick around

OH YES ,IS VI AND Volibear I WANT TO PLAY THEM.

Time to see all of the missed or poorly used Q/E/R's with (Brad) this week...

...while I disguise myself within the s this week.

Never underestimate the power of the scouts code!

I'm just a main

OH man.

Saw dude

Rengar Free Please

Rengar Free Please

they should put bunny ears on the minions

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buck fard