New free champion rotation: Draven, Thresh, Teemo and more!
Greetings Summoners!
Here are this week's free champions:
Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE.
See you on the Fields of Justice!
Greetings Summoners!
Here are this week's free champions:
Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE.
See you on the Fields of Justice!
#A Corporate Matter Episode: The Smelly Crusader
"Uuuuhhh, I'm so tired."
"Lays down on bed."
"Where have you been all night?"
"Just boring family stuff. You don't need to hear it."
"Well, what I do need is you to be here to protect me. What if someone broke in, killed me and messed with the lore. Because you weren't here to protect me."
"YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO NEEDS PROTECTION OKAY!"
"Whoa, alright. I just get scared and lonely without my Mr. Snuffles."
"I'm sorry, it's been a long night. Here, let me go get you your morning coffee."
"Thank you. Make sure you're staying in tonight. Remember, the next season of Supernatural is out on Netflix and I can't wait for you much longer before I start binging."
Later that night, out on a rooftop:
"Alright, he was last seen stealing these chemicals. If I know him as well as I think I do. Then he almost certainly plans on crashing the mayor's daughter's 16th birthday party."
"Ma'am, I have located the target."
"What did you just call me?"
"Ma'am."
"Oh dear Rito. You're right, I'm a ma'am now."
"Big robot fellow, who are you and what do you want?"
"Allow me to show you."
"Chest opens up to reveal a tv screen."
"Sweet, it actually works."
"Corporate Ji- Ahem. Hello, random citizen. Do you have a crime to report today?"
"Twitchykins, I knew it, you are the Ratman!"
"I'm afraid I have no idea what it is you are talking about young lady."
"Don't play games. I would recognize that cute flipped ear anywhere."
"I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to- Oh nevermind. You're too smart for that. Hi boss."
"Here, take this earpiece so Blitzcrank can go. He charges by the hour."
"Alright, fine."
"Puts earpiece in."
"BLITZCRANK, AWAY!"
"Grapples onto a building and flys away."
"So, how did you know it was me."
"Really? How did I know you were the Ratman? Only you would choose this ugly shade of blue. It's so 1960s."
Suddenly, the sky lights up with the silhouette of a piece of cheese.
"The rat signal! Time to go."
"Begins running and jumping across the rooftops."
"This is so cool, it's like I'm your sidekick. All without having to leave the safety of my closet."
A few minutes later:
"Ratman, we have to act quickly!"
"Commissioner Garen, what's wrong?"
"It's the jester. He crashed the mayor's daughter's birthday party."
"The mayor's daughter's 16th birthday party?"
"Yep, the mayor's daughter's 16th birthday party."
"I knew it. There was no way a psycho like him could avoid crashing the mayor's daughter's 16th birthday party."
"Well, he's got everyone held at gunpoint and is planning on releasing those missing vats of chemicals in the whole ballroom."
"What is the rest of the police force doing?"
"They all went to the party. You are the only one who can save the day."
"Then I'm on it. Wait, why didn't you go to the party?"
"In this world, there are two kinds of people. Those who dance, and those who do not. I've never been much of a dancer. Now go, ride like the wind Ratman!"
Over at the mayor's daughter's 16th birthday party:
"Soon, I will release these chemicals. Then you will all be as toxic to League as I am. Hahahahaha!"
"Please do what you want to me. But leave my daughter alone."
"No can do. This is her party, so she will be the queen she deserves to be. Now come here pretty!"
"Hey, let me go!"
"What are you doing with my son."
"This isn't the birthday girl?"
"No! She's over there."
"Oh great, thanks for telling him."
"Alright, now that I have the right girl. We are almost ready to begin."
"Let me go, you ugly monster."
"Ugly? You wanna know how I got these scars? There I was, minding my own business. Just farming a lane all to myself. When suddenly, an exclamation point pops up over my head. Then out of nowhere, I get one shot by a cat with knives. Never in my life had I seen something so toxic. But now, it's time for the party to really start. And no one can stop me!"
"That's where you're wrong!"
"Oh no, the Ratman. You might be able to stop me, but can you stop a speeding bullet."
"Bang!"
"That's cheating."
"Gets shot, falls down and stops moving."
"Wait, did he just die? I killed him, I WON!"
"RATMAN, NOOOOOOO!"
"I FEEL, I FEEL, empty. What am I supposed to do now? What's the point in trying to kill thousands if no ones trying to stop me. How can there be a villain without a hero? I never thought he could actually die. What have I done."
"You are a monster."
"Do I even have a purpose now? Ratman, please don't be dead. Come on, wake up."
"Need, stinky, moldy, cheese. To, regain my, strength."
"I knew you weren't dead! OH, I PACKED SOME OF YOUR FAVORITE CHEESE IN YOUR VINTAGE LUNCH BOX!"
"Thanks, Oracle, omnomnom."
"What?"
"HAHA! NOTHING CAN STOP THE RATMAN!"
"You're alive? OH THANK RITO!"
"That is right. And now you are going to do some cold hard time. You deranged unpowered wacko."
"Holy burnt clown Ratman!"
"What?"
"Sorry, had to say it."
"Oh yes, please. Take me away, throw the book at me. Before I do something I'm going to regret forever."
A few minutes later. After everyone has been arrested and taken away:
"Thank you so much for saving me."
"Just another day in the life of Ratman, citizen."
"So you did it, you caught the villain, saved the day and got shot. If you want my writers opinion, now seems like a perfect time to retire."
"One can never retire from this life."
"Then just take a half retirement. Only come out when you get bored. Or there is no one else to save the day."
"But, the city needs me to find and stop the villains."
"Well, Sam and Dean need you to find out what happens next."
"I guess you're right."
"You'll stop doing this every night and spend some more time with me again?"
"Yeah."
"Yeah?"
"Yeah!"
"That's my boy. Come on back, I'll order us an extra cheesy pizza."
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what a surprise!
Makin dat cash
Wheres my shoe
MY HEALTH
Pretty underrated
Pretty overrated
30 sec first bloods
just play pantheon and rape his ass
Build full wifesteal
No comment.
HOW U KILL MEH UNDER TURRET
On one hand, I should be annoyed by how often people ask for Kled on the weekly rotation every week.
But as someone who main top laner is Kled...it brings a tear to my eye knowing that our batshit crazy yordle is so loved.
Buying
6300 gp
So RIOT when is Teemo being removed?
you people still complainin about taliyah and kled? meanwhile ali hasnt been in rotation for fuckin 249 weeks
...
Considering i main
im going to hate this week...
Oooh yay 10 bans!
Kled

Kappa
ahhahhahahhaha
Draaaaaaaaaaven
oh perfect, i w just about to save up to get elise! :D can' wait to fight other fioras in blind pick, a good fiora duel is something I love.
Aw f**k
Around when does the free rotation change again?
Kled plz
erm When is taliyah and kled going to be in the rotation again I have never played them yet I want to try them out ;=;