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Lord Moriuz142 votesMalphite (292 RP) fought bravely, but in the end he was no match for Ice Drake Shyvana (487 RP). She shred through his armour like it was paper, and it didn't take long for the rock giant to be reduced into a mountain of lifeless rubble.
Shyvana went back into her human form. She had beaten her lane opponent, so she thought it was a great opportunity to help out the middle lane.
She ran through the empty jungle. The corpses of the golems, the wight and the wolves weren't very fresh, so at least that meant the enemy jungler hadn't been here for a while. That was a good sign.
The battle in the midlane was fierce, Tyrant Swain (675 RP) was dominating the enemy Zyra (487 RP). Perhaps he didn't need her help after all.
As Shyvana realized that Swain was probably going to be ok, she started heading back to her lane. But suddenly, she heard a beastly yell.
"Welcome to HAVOC!!!"
"Jungle Renekton (440 RP)?!" thought Shyvana as she saw how the crocodile jumped out of the bushes and started slashing Swain. He turned into his giant bird form, and began fighting back. He managed to root Renekton in place, as well as bursting him with his other two spells. However, he had forgotten about Zyra.
A circle of roots appeared under the giant bird, and tossed him high up in the air just as Renekton freed himself from the bird talons that were clutching him. He activated his ultimate and got surrounded by a cloud of dark energy. Swain started retreating, but now Zyra rooted him.
Shyvana knew she had to act now, so she jumped into the battle. She threw some ice bolts at them. She had used her dragon form recently, she was about half way through the recovery to use it again. Her human form would have to do for now.
Zyra tossed some seeds around Shyvana and cast her spell. The seeds transformed into some plants which began attacking her. Shyvana was used to Zyra's plants, but this ones hurt more than usual, why could that be?
That's when she noticed that Zyra had recently bought a banner of command.
"Damn it!" Cursed Shyvana, as she activated her burnout. She punched the plants in the face, recovering slightly faster.
Renekton was busy fighting against Swain. Shyvana ran towards Zyra and began punching her over and over.
Her recovery bar was almost full, just a couple of hits...
Two more punches later, she immediately activated her Dragon's Descent. She jumped as a powerful ice dragon, pushing both Renekton and Zyra closer to the turret, and began attacking them with all her spells.
The two enemies managed to attack back a couple of times, but then they realized it would be better to retreat.
Both Swain and Shyvana went back into their human form.
"Good, we managed to fend them off. Let's go back to base and heal," suggested Swain.
"I'll meet you later, I think red buff is about to respawn, I should get it while he's away."
Swain went back to the base, and Shyvana went into the jungle.
She was quite injured after the fight, but she would be able to take the red lizard quickly enough and go back to base right after that.
As she went into the red buff camp, she saw the monsters respawn. Her timing had been impeccable.
She killed the red camp quite easily, and as soon as she had that sweet red aura around her, she began teleporting back to base.
Suddenly, she heard a voice.
"Not so fast."
A stony white hand came out of the ground and clasped her leg.
"What the..?!"
The ground around her started to shake, each time harder. A giant white monster emerged from under her legs and towered over her.
Marble Malphite (260 RP) looked down on the wounded Shyvana.
"You!" She yelled, "impossible! I just killed you!"
The marble giant laughed. The last thing Shyvana saw was Malphite's monstruous rocky fist coming down from the skies.
Aslanman13 votesLord Moriuz is back!!! Yes, thank you again for another great story! I am now looking forward to the next sale! :D
TM066 votesGet a life.
Lord Moriuz44 votesHmm, TM06 is "Toxic" in Pokemon. That makes sense.
I have a life. It took me like 15 minutes of my 24 hour day to write this story.
I assume you dropped out of middle school since you can't do such a simple mathematical calculation.
Kayleb25 votesThe, "Hmm, TM06 is 'Toxic' in Pokemon." Part was beautiful 
Tarique3 votesMoriuz for president.
CauseGeometry4 votes
Looks like you used TM61 on him... It was super-effective.
Gummy Beans44 votesShe punched the plants in the face
xXMETAmahnXx19 votesFALCON PUNCH or... if you prefer the fact that she reminds most of us of Natsu (Fairy Tail)... FLAMING FIST OF THE FIRE DRAGON
HammyDan8 votesDamn it Natsu, you flame headed bastard
RainbowCupcakes55 votesI love fairy tale<3
Mortal Wrath5 votesFairy Tail, GET IT RIGHT NOOB
RhIjOfT11 votes"Not so fast." A stony white hand came out of the ground and clasped her leg. "What the..?!" The ground around her started to shake, each time harder. A giant white monster emerged from under her legs and towered over her. Marble Malphite (260 RP) looked down on the wounded Shyvana. "You!" She yelled, "impossible! I just killed you!" The marble giant laughed. ~~The last thing Shyvana saw was ~~ Shyvana watched as Malphite's monstrous(*) rocky fist came down from the skies, and right before contact, everything changed, she was put in a familiar place, one that just a second ago she had longed to be at: the fountain. She then bought her sixth pair of boots and started running down top lane, giggling like a retard, and it was k.
Lord Moriuz5 votesIf Shyvana could sell her trinket and replace it with yet another pair of boots, she'd be happy.
doodoo weewee12 votesI upvoted as soon as "Banner of Command."
Lord Moriuz4 votesHell yeah, I always buy that item when I get Zyra or donger in ARAM. I think it's quite underrated!
Noodle Frenzy4 votesPft, Malphite wasn't even his final form, Shyvana! Beware Marble Malphite!
No Ahri No Life7 votesTo be honest, I just quickly look for Lord Moriuz's post whenever the sales r here. No need to look at the sales, just go and visit the store tomorrow.
alcatrazEscapee54 votesDoes anyone remember this post on the sale schedule?
"we want icedrake shyvana..not these peeps625 - 3 days ago"
SinisterGoat4 votesyes i remember that and lol'd when i saw this
iMiniman39 votesMake a new skin: Band Teemo he would have a clarinet, and have drums or music stands for shrooms. Or, if you didnt want to make a new skin with new particles and stuff, just make him absurdly op. that way, he'll still be "banned" teemo. Like if you like this 
iVoidBeast25 votesSpecial taunt vs. Lee Sin: You are blind lee.now, you are DEAF (makes obnoxious clarinet squeak
Pessoa10 votesI wanna see Businessman Zac... after all he really wants to be in a suit ^^
Jakkou2 votes[deleted]
blunket6 votesa rocket? what? lol
CauseGeometry9 votesTristana likes rockets
PoroPedo5 votesAnyone else think Shredder Zed would be cool? And if you don't know who he is he's the villian in TMNT.
Marco Epino32 votesAm I the only one thinking that the arclight thresh would be really cool?
Pepsi Sparkle10 votesYes. He needs a new skin. Deep Terror Thresh just doesn't do it for me. Arclight would be badass.
Ex3cUtIoN117 votesFlesh Thresh.. Red and block body colors.. uses the souls he collects and rebuilds skin so at so many souls he has a full body of skin... it can be one of them 30-40 dollar skins whatever they are.. then we can have a third skin in the "Rich Kid" family along with Rich Kid Ez, and Rich Kid Udyr
9th Planet Pluto8 votesCat lover thresh.
Q causes a chain of cats to reach towards the target. W causes a basket of cats (instead of a lantern) to be thrown. E causes cats to follow his cat stick. R causes a wall of cat toys to appear with cats playing with them.
Or maybe rainbow thresh. Basically add rainbows to every skill
lightdragoon8817 votesRiot I want to say thanks again with putting out the newest sale chart and hope that it will continue from here onwards.
Oh...and TYRANT SWAIN!!! Time for people to acquire it and the (hopefully) Dragon Master Swain.
Th3Argentinian2 votesHave they announced plans for dragon master yet? It looks awesome but idk if they're going to make it.
Lord Moriuz11 votesThey said they'll make the skin, but from what I read in a red post, they haven't even started doing concepts for it. It's in their very low list of priorities apparently =(
hyperbulletpro6 votes 
No Ahri No Life4 votesWell you do have to remember that there are champions in desperate need of complete reworks cough 
Lord Moriuz9 votesCan't wait for the Summoner's rift update. It'll be hilarious to see blocky, pizza feet Sion strolling across the beautiful new jungle.
mithArrows6 votesICE DRAKE 
! Massive influx of top lane Shyvs incoming. Be ready.
Mystikin6 votesRiot please put Eternum Nocturne in the next sale. Thanks for bringing back the sales chart by the way. It helps a lot
lightdragoon887 votesThey don't put legendary skins on sale.
Bayuka13 votesThat skin may be legendary price but it's animations are far from legendary
Lord Moriuz2 votesThat's true. I got it as a mystery gift and I got to try it out. I don't understand why it has such a high price tag. I still prefer Haunting Nocturne.
lightdragoon883 votesNew model, new voice, new lines, new animations, new sound effects, new taunts, new jokes, new recall, new death.
There is more to a Legendary than just "particle effects".
HeejunTurtle6 voteslol. a 
and a skin
Vystirch2 votesYay more sales! Could't make me happier, or lighter in the wallet. Thanks Riot for putting such quality skins forward, I am always a sucker for them.
DarDar2 votesOn the schedule it doesn't say anywhere that Ice Drake Shyvana would be on sale. Only Ironscale, does anyone know why?
Bligahphlarum14 votesThis is June, and that was the July schedule.
