New free champion rotation: Cassiopeia, Varus, Miss Fortune and more!
Greetings Summoners!
Here are this week's free champions:
Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE.
See you on the Fields of Justice!
Greetings Summoners!
Here are this week's free champions:
Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE.
See you on the Fields of Justice!
#A Corporate Matter Episode: Because I Can't Sing And Dance
"You gave him chocolate tea!"
"It was horrible too." "Barf." "Couldn't even taste the chocolate."
"Continues vomiting."
"I thought, since he is only part dog. That he would be fine with some old world cocoa tea."
"I was allergic to chocolate back when I was a normal man too."
"I really should have inquired first. I am truly sorry."
"Looks like you got it all out. You should be okay."
"Ughhhh, get the janitor in here."
"Right away boss."
Minutes later:
"You got a mess that needs cleanin'?"
"Yeah, it's right over there."
"Oh dear me. Is this vomit? What was that person eating."
"Whatever he could find on his walk over here I'm sure."
"I hate this job."
"If you don't mind me asking. Why are you working here as a janitor? You're a demigod, right? Couldn't you do more?"
"I did. I spent my whole life training to be the God Fist. I finally defeated everyone in my path. Once I beat the God Fist in hand to hand combat I became all that I was destined to be. People worshipped me."
"So, what happened."
"Not what, who. That heretic, God Staff Jax, showed up. Suddenly, no one cared about me. They told me my fists weren't a real weapon. He doesn't even have any god powers, just his staff. Still, I spent all my money and so much time trying to get them back. Now I'm working here until I can save up enough to try again."
"If he doesn't have any real powers, why don't you just fight him and prove to everyone that you are better?"
"I've only ever done hand to hand combat. And he wouldn't agree to it."
"So, you should be able to one-punch man anyone regardless of the way he's fighting."
"You might be right. But I'm out of practice. And even if I wasn't, I wouldn't be able to find him."
"Well, I'm not doing anything important today. I could help you train. As far as where he is. He's currently preaching right across the street."
"THAT SON OF A BITCH!"
"Storms outside."
"And if you worship me unwavering, then I will bless-"
"HEY YOU, FALSE GOD!"
"What, WHO SAID THAT?"
"It's me, the one true god."
"Oh, hahaha. It's only you. What do you want."
"I challenge you to a fight at sundown, freestyle."
"Hahaha, alright. Sundown it is. EVERYONE, COME BACK HERE AT SUNDOWN TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU CHALLENGE A GOD!"
"Walks away."
"What are you doing!"
"I challenged him to a fight, like you said I should. And now you are going to retrain me."
"Yes, but I don't know anything about training. I was expecting you to set the fight for at least next week. So I had time to google it."
"Oh, yeah. That probably would have been better."
"Come on, we only have a few hours. Guess I'm winging it."
Dun dun dun dun dun duuunn dun dun, dundundun. duunnn duuun dun dun duunnnn.
A montage of God Fist Lee Sin doing training exercises such as: jogging, punching walls, jogging in a street, getting punched by walls, jogging up stairs, eating raw food, jogging backward, looking at pictures of God Fist Lee Sin and jogging.
"Well, it's sundown and he hasn't shown. Guess he chickened out."
"No wait, I'm here! Sorry it took me so long. My legs are so tired. I have been doing a ton of jogging."
"Alright. LET'S FIGHT!"
"Remember, attack his staff. If you break it, he has no powers. Go get 'em champ!"
"Alright, which one of us is going to make the first move. You or m-"
"Gets hit in the face with staff."
"Don't quit your day job."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
"Charges God Fist Jax, fist out."
"What are you-"
His fist hits the staff. And with the force of a small bomb, it explodes. Pieces of the staff fly everywhere. Impaling a couple of the audience members. Yet the two fighters are unharmed.
"HA! I DID IT! YOU ARE GOD NO LONGER!"
"That was my favorite staff. YOU'LL PAY NOW!"
"Four golden arms grow out of his back."
"What in the-"
**God Fist Jax proceeds to lay down the beating of a lifetime on God Fist Lee Sin. **
"Laying on the ground covered in golden blood." "You had powers all along."
"You fool, that stick was never a real weapon. I am."
"But then, why do they call you God Staff?"
"Winks."
"Maybe being a janitor for now is a respectable living. Uhhhhhhhhh."
"Passes out."
Ewwwww TAHM KENCH [sg-ahri-1]
Miss Q= Reported
sexy af
Scissor kick me
THERE'S A SNAKE IN MY- wait...
Can you just die?
I. CANT. MOVE.
Tfw you ult someone and they flash out and you forget you can cancel the wall by pressing R again
Honestly underrated af
Where did my health bar go
Where did my health bar go
Eat me up daddy
E+Q= oof
A 3 in 1? Ok. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzNcSvKCOyA
Trust me, DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE. He will push your lane to HELL.
Gnar and Braum again? Weren't they free during xmas?
Someone explain to me how Dr. Mundo is more difficult than Camille