New free champion rotation: Zoe, Jinx, Taliyah and more!
Greetings Summoners!
Here are this week's free champions:
Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE.
See you on the Fields of Justice!
Greetings Summoners!
Here are this week's free champions:
Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE.
See you on the Fields of Justice!
#A Corporate Matter Episode: Carry On My Corporate Son
"Knock knock." "Hello, Corporate Braum here to see Corporate Lee Sin."
"What do you want man?"
"I am just here to give weekly feedback list."
"Oh right, sorry. All this stress is giving me a killer headache." "Rubs temple."
"This probably not help. Players are very very unhappy."
"Yep, they always are this time of year."
"Not like this time. They make list for Corporate Braum. This is a calm premeditated sort of rage. It scare me."
"Hey, it's not your head that they are demanding on a pike."
"Well, if you need anything, you know where to find Corporate Braum. Nice arm by the way, it remind me of Project."
"Yeah, you can blame my now ex-girlfriend for that. I was right handed too." "Sigh." "Hey, you think a fall out that window would kill me?"
"Probably just leave you horribly disfigured."
"That's what I thought too."
"You know, Corporate Braum think you need a break. Come on, we taking rest of day off to have fun and ward off suicidal thoughts or actions."
"Yeah, I really don't think I can afford to take the rest of the day off."
"You come with Corporate Braum or he release those complaints about you to boss."
"Those women were paid to say those things! I never touched any of them. At least, none that I remember."
"Then you better follow."
Later:
"I don't think you and I have the same definition of fun. So far all we've done is drink warm milk and help a poro give birth. Which is something I never needed to be a part of and still kinda feels like murder."
"It is the miracle of life. A poro giving the ultimate sacrifice to create life is one of the most beautiful things a man can witness."
"Yep, still burned into my brain. I'm going to go back to the office, read the boards and think about just ending it all right there. See you next week, maybe."
"Wait, Corporate Braum has one more stop that may be more your style."
"Alright, one more stop."
One more stop:
"Welcome to Gragas, Esq's fight club. Today's prime time fight will be between The Samurai Of The Wind and The Salty Pirate. But first, a couple smaller matches."
"I don't know, this place seems rougher than the gameplay boards. Wait, Is that a bar that serves more than milk? Count me in."
Some drinks later:
"You know, this place ain't half bad. I think I'm going to sign up for the next fight."
"I not so sure that's a good idea."
"Too late. I'm fighting next."
"Next up, you hate, you really hate him. CORPORATE LEE SIN!"
"BOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
"OH, GO BOO YOURSELVES!"
"And his opponent, MR POROKINS!!!"
"BLOOD!"
"WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
"Really, that's what I have to fight. Hahaha, place all bets on me, cause I'm going to turn this poro into-"
"Lunges at Corporate Lee Sin!"
"Oh crap."
"DIE!"
One embarrassing loss later:
"I told you not to-"
"Just shut the hell up. That thing bit me in places I didn't know I had."
"And now for the main event. Give it up for GANGPLANK AND YASUO!"
"WOOO, YEAH, WOOOOOO!"
"You ain't got nothing special boy, I been breaking wind since I was but a wee lad. You can't even get near me before I shoot a bullet between-"
"Gets knocked up in the air."
"As you were saying?"
"Stabs Gangplank."
"That range, where did you get that range. And that damage, you've broken right through my armor."
"Dies."
"Hang on." "Checks comic." "HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO DIE!"
"As we have shown before, we are not afraid to separate from the comics. No one is safe from dying."
"I bet everything on Gangplank, he was supposed to be a sure thing. how could this happen?"
"It's his fault, Corporate Lee Sin. He buffed Yasuo even though he is already broken."
"Look, I already explained this. With how popular he is, he should be winning a whole lot more. Otherwise, people are going to start playing something else, and do you really want that?"
"YES!"
"That's it, I'm killing him. Who's with me?"
"Stop right there, this is the police. We are shutting this fight club down!"
"Okay, who talked about it?"
"Shutting me down, on what charges?"
"Illegal gambling."
"Gambling, no, no gambling here. Just some gold wholesome fights to the death."
"Yeah, those piles of money with names by them say otherwise. Now let me cuff you."
"Wait wait, I can explain."
"Tell it to the judge. BY THE WAY, EVERYONE HERE IS ALSO UNDER ARREST FOR PARTICIPATING IN THIS! SO DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT LEAVING!"
Everyone runs out through secrets exits.
"I mean, I'm honestly not sure what you expected."
Sigh... Insta-ban Zoe 24/7
When you're m4 Zoe, have the skin, and are grinding to m5 but she's free next week and you know she's going to get perma-banned...[sg-janna]
yea, i dont feel bad
lol right when vacation starts
goes in free rotation [zombie-brand-facepalm] Now it's going to be a struggle to pick her without hearing whining from free players
finally get to play taliyah :DDDDDDDDDDDDd*[slayer-pantheon-thumbs]*
I always wonder why the champ rotation is posted on Monday when the actual rotation in-game is on Tuesday or sometimes even Wednesday...
Ahhhhhh not my Xin noooooo.

Why is Anivia listed as extremely difficult? She's no harder than Zoe is.[zombie-brand-mindblown]
can we do zed in the next free ro?
still waiting for them to change
Why do they put a bunch of cool champs on the free rotation the week before finals.[zombie-brand-facepalm]