Champion and skin sale: 01.31 - 02.03

Riot·1/28/2017, 12:36:26 AM·2 votes·15,767 views

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Mercenary Katarina

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21 Comments

Isaacorion1/30/2017, 3:08:01 PM21 votes

The Counselling Center for Overpowered and Overloaded Champions Subject # : 726687 Subject Name: Rammus Status: Under-loaded kit Preliminary Notes: Lack-luster kit. Requiring interview to determine if VGU is requested or not.

(Rammus walks into Orianna's office) Orianna : Oh hi Rammus, Counsellor Morgana is waiting for you. Rammus : Ok. Orianna : Just go right in, and she'll get you figured out. Rammus : Ok. (Opens the door and enters Morgana's office) Morgana : Welcome Rammus, go ahead and take a seat and we'll get started. Rammus : Ok. (Hops up into one of the patient chairs) Morgana : Now, we've been looking at your kit, and frankly it doesn't match up with today's standards. You pretty much have four abilities and one passive, which is dismal for today's standards. Rammus : Ok. Morgana : So, I want to know if you feel like you're in a good place in the jungle, or top lane since you did have a brief moment of success up there. MasterYi : (shouts from the next office over) You mean that one time when he broke protocol and left the jungle and I brought the nerf hammer down hard on him quicker than a New York minute? Morgana : (shouting back) Shut it Yi! Not everyone wants to powerfarm till 30 minutes and then right click everything to death! Rammus : (quiet laughter that makes him bob up and down) Morgana : So, now that I've put my colleague in his place, what do you think Rammus? Do you think you need a VGU? Rammus : (Shrugs shoulders) Morgana : Well, I know this is a lot to think about. How you go home, drink some tea, and think things over, and we'll make another appointment for you to come back. Rammus : Ok. Morgana : Is that all you can say? Can't you say anything else? Rammus : (Shrugs shoulders) Morgana : Hmm... MasterYi : Do it Morg, I can hear your brain cogs spinnin' into overdrive over here. Morgana : Don't make me come bind your butt to your chair again Yi! (There's a burst of mechanical laughter from outside Morgana's office) Morgana : Rammus, for the sake of game health, and for our bottom line, I'm going to move you up on the VGU list. We need to get you a new and improved kit, something better loaded to deal with the champions of today. Rammus : (sighs) Morgana : And while we're at it, we'll go into your code, find that bug that disabled all of your voice lines, squash it, and enable all your voice lines. That way you'll be able to say more than 'ok' to everyone. Rammus : (!) (Leaps down from chair, lands in powerball and rolls out of the office faster than a Fullbuild Homeguard Ghost Hecarim) Morgana : Get back here! You need this update! You'll never survive the new jungle without it! MasterYi : I'll make sure of that right now. Morgana : That does it Yi! (Pushs up her sleeves as she storms over to Yi's office) Orianna : (Takes out her phone and starts recording) Youtube is going to thank me later.