Kled, the Cantankerous Cavalier, available now

Riot·Aug 10, 2016·9 votes·73,802 views

Holy sh*t! Kled and Skaarl are available now.

Chug some mushroom juice, then stumble into more Kled news here:

Ride a very chicken… chicken as Sir Kled for 975 RP, or kill two trespassers with one stone with his champion launch bundle for 1462 RP (normally 2325 RP), available through 8/15.

319 Comments

TerrensuAug 10, 201649 votes

When riot is strict on toxicity in league but the first sentence contains swears.[slayer-jinx-unamused]

AthinaAug 10, 2016106 votes

Swearing itself is fine. Directing it at others is not.

"Holy shit that was close!" is perfectly acceptable. "You're shit at this game" is not.

It really isn't that difficult.

UnboundCreatorAug 10, 20163 votes

No that's actually not it. That's why there is a report option for inappropriate language.

dramatic bananaAug 10, 201634 votes

The report option for inappropriate language is for people who talk like, "Fucking shit man, these %%%%%% pussies fucking rekt our virgin shit oozing anus"

BeeBopBadoodlezAug 10, 201615 votes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpigjnKl7nI thank me later

Knight of noosesAug 12, 20163 votes

holy shit captain obvious is here

RPGZ2Aug 10, 201636 votes

when is league gonna be fixed. item 3070

Otter FireAug 10, 201626 votes

Kled destroyed the bases and now Riot has to rebuild Summoner's Rift. [slayer-jinx-wink]

BraveConqAug 10, 20162 votes

Looks like League is back up! Lets stop moping around and go get tower dived!!!

spongebanana27Aug 10, 201625 votes

day 14: servers are still down... I've been waiting too long for kled and know they pull this. I'm running out of food and water. Won't last much longer... this might be my last entry. Goodbye.

TSBearAug 10, 201622 votes

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Fridgeman19Aug 10, 20165 votes

This is bullshit

IM BET THEN UAug 10, 20163 votes

IcyinfernoxxAug 10, 20162 votes

same

honorspellAug 10, 201614 votes

Kled terrifies me. so much attack speed, and so much diving...

and yes i know servers are down but lets talk about something else.

ViaDyneAug 10, 20164 votes

ill talk about something else wit ya!

honorspellAug 10, 201619 votes

heres a kind of dumb idea: lets give champs pokemon types.

like Kled would be Dark/Fighting, AurelionSol would be Dragon/Psychic, Zac would be Water/fighting

WhenIGoUp9Aug 10, 20169 votes

OOOOOOOOOOO ok so Blitzcrank would be steel and lighting, Braum would be ice and fighting, and Anivia is basically an articuno which btw is BS they havnt made a skin for Anivia like that.

honorspellAug 10, 201654 votes

ok going down the list to eat up the servers down time: Aatrox dark fighting. Ahri fairy psychic (dont tell me the charm doesn't make her fairy) Akali Dark fighting... expect a lot of this. Alistar Normal fighting. Amumu Ghost (maybe water cuz tears) Anivia articuno Annie Fire.... thats it. Ashe Ice. AurelionSol Dragon/Psychic Azir Ground/Steel (royal pokemon are usually steel, look at empeleon) Bard Fairy. Blitzcrank Steel lightning yeah fire.... Braum definatly ice fighting Caitlyn ....normal? steel? gun people are tricky. Cassiopeia Poison. maybe rock for ult. Chogath Dark/Bug Corki Steel/Flying Darius Fighting...maybe with dark or steel Diana Dark/Fairy. Moonblast is a fairy type move. DrMundo Mundo type (lol JK poison/fighting) Draven Draven type (fighting/dark?) Ekko uuuuuuuuh steel/psychic. Elise Poison/Bug Evelynn Dark. Ezreal Fairy/Fighting, cuz so much light. Fiddlesticks Ghost/Dark Fiora Steel/Fighting Fizz Water/Dark (dark has moves like sucker punch, this guy fights dirty) Galio Rock/Dragon Gangplank Steel/fire? Garen Fighting? Gnar Rock/Fighting (fossil pokemon are always rock) Gragas Water/Fighting Graves .... guns are hard. Hecarim Ghost Heimerdinger Steel/normal. Illaoi Water/fighting Irelia Steel Psychic (her blades float) Janna flying JarvanIV Normal/fighting Jax fighting Jayce lightning steel Jhin dark Jinx ...guns are hard Kalista ghost Karma psychic/fairy Karthus Ghost/Fairy (he sings) Kassadin Dark/psychic Katarina Normal/dark Kayle Fire/Fairy Kennen lightning/dark Khazix Bug/Dark Kindred Ghost/fighting Kled Dark/fighting KogMaw Bug/Poison Leblanc Fairy/Dark LeeSin Fighting Leona Fire/Fighting Lissandra Ice/Dark Lucian GUN TYPE OK, LETS CALL IT FRIGGIN GUN TYPE Lulu Fairy... duh Lux also Fairy Malphite Rock... Malzahar Dark/Psychic Maokai Grass/Ghost (read his lore) MasterYi Fighting MissFortune Gun type Mordekaiser Ghost/Steel Morgana Dark/Fairy Nami Water Nasus ...im stumped... Ground/Fighting? Nautilus Steel/water Nidalee Normal Nocturne Dark Nunu Normal/Ice Olaf Fighting Orianna Steel/Fairy (google magearna) Pantheon Fighting Poppy Normal/fighting Quinn flying Rammus normal ground RekSai Bug/Ground Renekton Fighting Rengar Dark Fighting Riven Fighting Flying (wind slash anyone) Rumble Steel Fire Ryze Psychic Sejuani Ice/Fighting Shaco Dark Shen Dark Shyvana Dragon/fighting into Dragon/fire in dargon forme Singed Poison Sion Ghost Fighting Sivir ...gun? Skarner Rock/Bug Sona Fairy Soraka Fairy Swain Dark Syndra Dark/Psychic TahmKench Water Taliyah Rock/psychic Talon Dark Taric Rock/Fairy (too sparkly not to be) Teemo Poison Thresh Ghost Tristana Gun type Trundle Ice Fighting Tryndamere Fighting TwistedFate uhhhhhhhh.... Twitch Poison Udyr Fire/Fighting Urgot Fairy (jk, Dark/Poison) Varus Dark? Vayne ....gun type? Veigar Dark/Normal (the normal to piss him off) Velkoz Dark/Psychic Fighting Viktor Steel Vladimir Dark Volibear Lightning/normal Warwick Normal? Dark? MonkeyKing fighting Xerath psychic eclectic (not lightning, sorry) XinZhao fighting Yasuo fighting flying Yorick missingno (ground ghost really) Zac Water Fighting Zed Dark/Fighting Ziggs Fire Zilean Psychic Zyra Grass

ShedinjawithsturAug 10, 20162 votes

I think Hecarim would be ghost/fighting Karthus Ghost/Dark Leblanc would be Psychic/dark

WitchKing007Aug 10, 201613 votes

Kled: Me 'n Skaarl here are just too good for these yellah bellied servers! Heck, we scared 'em so bad, they wet themselves and shorted out! Skaarl: SCREALL!!!

The Heirophant VAug 10, 201613 votes

OMG HES OUT, BUT THE SERVERS IS UNAVAILABLE AHHHHHHHHHH I VE BEEN WATING FOREVER*[zombie-brand-mindblown]*

JACOBIAug 10, 201611 votes

This is your League of Emergency summoner 7 Broadcast System Announcing the commencement of the Annual Purge item 3751 Sanctioned by The Rito Government Blitzcrank Weapons item 1038 of Class Four and lower have been authorized For use during the Purge.... Karthus All other weapons are restricted summoner 3 Commencing at the siren*[zombie-nunu-bummed]* Any and all crime, including murder Singed The Servers Will Be Down For Twelve Continuous Hours summoner 6

my name is JayAug 10, 20164 votes

[slayer-pantheon-thumbs] E FOR EFFORT

Dontay15Aug 10, 20169 votes

Do we get anything for the servers being down? like kled for free? : ^ ) Kled

ViaDyneAug 10, 20167 votes

thats the spirit. OPTIMISM!! Jinx

GraphicVisualsAug 10, 20168 votes

[zombie-nunu-tears]

PärticleAug 10, 20164 votes

if you type in thereisnourflevel you may be able to get in*[slayer-pantheon-thumbs]*

Shadowpants18Aug 10, 20164 votes

Oh my, it worked*[zombie-brand-mindblown]*

WaffentragerAug 10, 20165 votes

Hey, hey.. no giving out our secrets

draco7777777Aug 10, 20164 votes

when you misread "Holy sh*t!Kled and Skarner are available now." Kled Skarner

WhenIGoUp9Aug 10, 20164 votes

Dear Riot Gaming,

Can we please get an articuno skin for Anivia and pikachu skin for Kennen .

Sincerely, All die hard pokemon fans since day one

SorionAug 11, 20166 votes

Dear Hodgefelf,

On behalf of Riot, is it with great sorrow that I must inform you that doing so would be illegal and would result in them receiving a swift lawsuit and the loss of millions in copyright infringement.

I recommend using your imagination instead and pretend that Anivia and Kennen are actually Pokemon.

Sincerely, A Sassy Player

TamuutAug 10, 20164 votes

Skaarl ran away with the servers. We just have to hit stuff enough times for her to come back.

StringKombatAug 10, 20163 votes

Servers servers servers, rito please don't forget about your servers item 3070

QuinzouAug 10, 20163 votes

the sad thing is about an hour ago i was in a game turned off my pc to take a shower came back and servers were down, and all i could think was, what happened while i was in the shower?