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Don your aprons and fire up the ovens!

Riot··4 votes·43,953 views

At Tahm Kench’s restaurant, “An Acquired Taste”

Listen up! There’s a cutthroat crew from the Bilge eating here tonight, so get cooking… or end up like our last head chef… mmmm.

*Shudders* Y-yes, sir!


Hiiiiiii! Let’s bake a cake for them!!!


C..CAKE?! What we will serve them is this! *Slams chunks of raw meat onto the table*


I told you already, we can’t serve raw meat to people. What this needs is a little flare. *Raises fork towards the sky*

Don’t you dare, hot stuff. Besides, it’s already seasoned with the blood and salt of my enemies!


I’m pretty sure that’s a health code violation.


*Dashes from the shadows and plates a pile of sashimi*


WHAT WAS THAT?!


Sushi also? This meal is a little too meaty.


Hah! You can never have too much meat, sunshine.


I’m going to kill you.


*From the shadows* We need balance.


Balance you say… I know what to do!



3 hours and a lot of yelling later

You’re serving one of the vilest crews in Bilge dessert? This better satisfy my appetite. *Takes a bite*

*Sweats*


Sooo what do you think?! :D


These are…


MEAT CAKES!!! ^_^


Hm, sweet, savory, splendiferous! You’ve proved yourself better than the last baker we had— or I had, rather hahahahaha!

*Nervously laughs along*


SQUEEEEEEE!!! HE LIKED MY CAKES!!! <3


Stop that! You’ll scare off our customers.


EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!


Rise to the top with Baker Pantheon (975 RP) and dish out the pain with Barbecue Leona, Sashimi Akali, and Butcher Olaf (750 RP each).


Culinary Combatants Set - 3225 RP (5661 RP if you need the champs)

Available until September 12, 2016 at 23:59 PT

Champions included:

  • Pantheon - 25% off
  • Leona - 25% off
  • Akali - 25% off
  • Olaf - 25% off

Skins included:

  • Baker Pantheon
  • Barbecue Leona
  • Sashimi Akali
  • Butcher Olaf

228 Comments

CRYPTOX 4295 votes

pantheon has finally reached his true potential Pantheon item 3070

Colorful Dream9 votes

Did they alter his joke for this skin? I know it's just a 975 skin but c'mon.

MightyCaesar375 votes

His joke is the two baker related lines with the rest removed*[slayer-jinx-wink]* .

RiotRiot LoveStrut105 votes

Like yeast, he has risen to his true potential.Pantheon

Brony Ninja14 votes

We need Grill Master Yi. His sword is a giant hot dog, his meditation has condiments floating around him, and Wuju Style puts relish on his sword, and mustard when on cooldown.

Itsbeghdev33 votes

Nah, they should've made these skins a full team with Pizza Sivir.

KNCJunior2 votes

predicted that one

Pigeon Attack61 votes

The real question here is, will there ever be a Spaghetti Monster Vel'koz? Velkoz

TheKingFrosty20 votes

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NinjaNobody11 votes

No it does not, it just collects ur info to spam u with crap and all you get out of it is a "legit" code that has already been redeemed.

DON'T DO IT

FYI it gives the same code to everyone (ITS EVEN THE SAME CODE IN THE VIDEO!!!): REP-US-1380-BLTZ8XPFTHT8E6BT

lightdragoon8850 votes

.......This is better than what I was going to write.

I must work harder.

KitsuneChaos1825 votes

Hey! I think Riot saw your stories and decided to make their own! [slayer-pantheon-thumbs] Keep up the good work!

lightdragoon8829 votes

Would be cool if I did inspire this.

And I will keep up my work.

RiotRiot LoveStrut35 votes

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

It's lightdragoon88! ^_^ fangirl squee Please do write more and grace us with your work! <3

lightdragoon887 votes

I can't tell if you are lying or not, but either way thanks. :D

NotSoBad2347 votes

Olaf Beats his meat confirmed.

Rydat4 votes

This is underappreciated.

Aximil43 votes

My skin idea for Bard would have been perfect here.

Passive: Picks up bags of flour or sugar and the Meeps would be gingerbread men.

Q: Slings out a chunk of laffy taffy or gum that sticks people together.

W: Drops an unfinished cupcake. It decorates itself to show that it's finished maxing out the heal potential.

E: This is the only one that has given me issues. You slide through a colorful straw? Could even turn into a milkshake during it like the Snow Day Bard turns you into a penguin.

R: I'm sure most of you have seen this in a cartoon. Jello. Shakes around a bunch but whatever is inside it doesn't move. All I can picture for his ulti is throwing a giant blob of jello at the location and it lands with a satisfying smoosh/wiggle animation, holding everyone inside it in place.

Damerize7 votes

Yeah I couldn't resist. In freaking in love with the jello ult XD.

Just some more spit-balling, for his E: -Like a gumball machine or something dispensing you -Some long candy like rolos or starburst or spree or nerd rope (of course something along those lines but not exactly for copyright/advertising troubles and reasons) and you eat it as you go through *-A giant licorice you twirl through (My favorite idea)

Literally Kappa2 votes

Bard main approves of this

CarameI Frappe24 votes

Pantheon: I’m pretty sure that’s a health code violation.

You can tell he has his Food Handling License.

Romtheguy6 votes

true that![slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

RiotRiot LoveStrut52 votes

Can't get fed without understanding possible health risks! ;)

CarameI Frappe17 votes

This is why I love you guys. Please, never change.... have my upvote.

[zombie-brand-clap] [zombie-brand-clap] [zombie-brand-clap]

RiotRiot LoveStrut3 votes

Same to you, bb. Don't ever change that beautiful soul of yours. [zombie-nunu-hearts]

Ryiku21 votes

He should say "You know, now that I think about it I always wanted to be a gladiator."

Vexless3 votes

LOL YES!!! [slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

Digglebat Squibb14 votes

I have been waiting for this Pantheon skin since Season 2. Thank you rito

MP912 votes

Riot's been watching too much food wars...

RiotRiot LoveStrut20 votes

Hehehe not gonna lie, I was definitely channeling my inner Satoshi when working on this. ;)

Vintage0111 votes

You forgot sinful succulence Morgana . Should be part of collection summoner 14

RiotRiot LoveStrut28 votes

She got fired a while back for igniting the cookies a tad too long. :< It's okay though. I think she prefers working alone.

Pµrple Haze6 votes

She was their last baker D:

Civility10 votes

What I'd like to see is Plumber Pantheon. Plumber Jax or Plumber Mordekaiser might work also, but it would be great to see Pantheon hurl a lethal toilet plunger and kill an enemy champion with it.

EvilUnicornLord16 votes

Then Leona needs to have a princess skin. Rammus can settle for the bad guy. And- oh, we aren't talking about Mario?

Damerize4 votes

Omfg "Lethal toilet plunger" XD

Itsbeghdev12 votes

thinks about Daleks

SaFire23428 votes

are you kidding me? it has to be the Super Noxio Bro's Plumber Darius and Plumber Draven

Dicerson7 votes

One could say that at the very end, Morgana was toast.

Vexen IV6 votes

Pantheon finally achieved his dream [slayer-jinx-catface]

Däsh6 votes

"seasoned with the blood and salt of my enemies" LMAO

Kuzja16 votes

Olaf may be a good butcher but he wasn't the first: Urgot

Tokkyuu4 votes

In all seriousness, why is Leona trying to be the Aloha form of Executor? DAT NECK. (Swing it)

Acemancello3 votes

R.i.p to the real grill masterBrand

DarkTryst6 votes

Brand got fired early on 'cause he couldn't handle the heat. Got burned by a few jokes and lost his cool. Reported for flaming.

CafeNoire3 votes

OMg Panth is finally a baker!!!!!

UxTILTEDxBRO3 votes

Steps up on Stage Hey guys, I wanted to say a joke. Pantheon can finally be a baker, but Graves still can't have his ciga- Get's pelted by tomatoes

Évangélique2 votes

... "it’s already seasoned with the blood and salt of my enemies."

Piiiiiiiiirate1 votes

Hi Riot, I'll like my 10% comission for chef akali skin

here is my skin idea post date, thanks!

http://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/skin-champion-concepts/iKKAhWTM-skin-ideasno-pictures-champion-text-skin-ideas

1Pyke3 votes

Just putting it out there.. Idt you should get commission for just vaguely tossing out the idea. Maybe if you had art made for it and such but thats just kinda silly xD

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