New free champion rotation: Corki, Kalista, Teemo and more!

A Corporate Matter: Episode 23:

"YOU ATE MY NACHOS, FEEL THE WRATH OF MEGA GNAR!!!!"

"Ahh, delicious as they were. They still didn't quite hit the spot. Now your misery about losing them, that is a tasty meal in and of itself."

"STOP TALKING!!!!"

"My dear boy, ain't nothing ever gonna get me to do that. I'm a bit of a siren you see, and sirens don't ev-"

"GNAR!!!!!"

"AHHHHHH." Flys away.

"Don't ever be the fool who let Tahm Kench in. He only feeds on pain and misery."

"I know, but he seemed so nice. And i want all to enjoy freedom day."

"Hey, whats that bubbling from the ground over there."

"Why its me, i am back. For you see, all the world's a river, and I'm its king. There is no true freedom from hunger. It is a curse that enslaves us all. It just so happens for me, that misery is that which i hunger for most."

"Yeah, well its you against all of us, i don't think you will be causing too much misery today."

"That is where you are wrong. I brought a few friends to help." "Hack, cough, barf."

"Man, i wish i could still eat people, that is awesome."

"The freljord belongs to its one and only queen."

"SHURIMA!!!!!!"

"OH !@#$"

**"FACE THE WRATH OF SAND AND ICE!!!" ** "Sand? isn't it supposed to be fire?"

"NO! SAND IS LOVE, SAND IS LIFE."

Epic battle ensues.

"Huff, cough, huff.""I finally found you, i sensed someone was in need of help and rushed towards you. What is going on over there?"

"Eh, freedom day for Xerath and Ashe. Fish tank over there ate everything, then brought Azir and Liss to cause misery. I didn't get my nachos so they can work it out themselves."

"Whoa, a lot happens when I'm not here."

"Yeah, it does. Thanks for coming to see me. For that you can be free this week."

"YES, FIGHT YOU MONKEY'S. KILL EVERYTHING. HAHAHAHAH. You were right Tahm, this is a real blast."

"Ok, why is Aatrox here?"

"He loves the taste of battle, he is drawn to it. Plus, he seems to be buddies with Tahm Kench over there."

"So yeah, i left sona in charge back at the office. Don't worry, i very specifically told her not to throw a loud music party."

Over at Corporate Gnar's office:

"Epic rave music."

"Boss, how do you like this kind of stuff?"

"Corporate Mundo think it has beautiful sound, quite a master piece. Its a real representation of the pop punk era."

"Thats deep man."

"I HAVE COME TO TAKE MY REVENGE ON YOU CORPORATE GNAR!!! I HAVE ALREADY MADE TEEMO FREE, NOW I SHALL TORTURE YOU AS YOU WATCH HIM FLOOD THE RIFT ALL WEEK."

"Omega Squad Teemo is finally here to save me, i have to fear no more. Its time for Recon Teemo to go home."

"WHERE IS CORPORATE GNAR!!!!!"

"..."

"DON'T YOU GIVE ME THE SILENT TREATMENT, WHERE IS HE!!"

"..."

"TELL ME, DARN YOU!!!! MAYBE YOU FRIEND OVER HERE WILL BE MORE TALKATIVE! WHERE IS HE!"

"♪♪♪♪"

"STOP PLAYING YOUR FLUTE AND TELL ME WHERE CORPORATE GNAR IS!"

"♫♫♫♫"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Jumps out window and runs away.

"He forgot about me, why am i not surprised."

Back over at the freedom day battle:

"Yeah, i am sure its a quiet day at the office. So, think we should do something about this battle before it somehow spreads to affect us?"

"Yeah i have an idea." Walks over to battle.

"HEY YOU GUYS, STOP FIGHTING!"

"Why would i do that, this man took everything from me. Nothing could make me stop."

"Not even homemade banana pie?"

"Ba, na, na p-p-pie?"

"Mhmm, enough for everyone if you stop fighting."

"What do you say lissandra, stop fighting for today, eat pie, and come back tomorrow?"

"Sure, i didn't get enough sleep for this anyways."

_A few minutes later, as they all sit down at a big table. _

"Deary, this pie is completely delectable. Who needs misery."

"Just don't eat the whole table this time."

"Thanks so much, i'm glad you all enjoy it."

"I hate pie, i hate knives. All i wanted was some Bacon nachos, but noooooooo, lets just eat pie instead."

Guess im not playing top this week

Ahri free = more yasuo rejections Braum free = more molesting mustaches corki free = more "tributes" to hai's corki mid fizz free = more troll poles kalista free = more SICK AND EPIC RENDS rammus free = more "sanic rammus" custom games rumble free = more fire n stuff soraka free = more people that forget "focus soraka" teemo free = the extinction week of melee top laners warwick free = more great smells

Teemo on free week? The rito gods are angry. We must appease them with a sacrifice. Someone must volunteer as a tribute to end the Teemopocalypse,

... I guess I'm not playing this week...

GG

No and together this time ? x)

sees Teemo "Aw crap, this is gonna be one fun week" sees Fizz "I feel sorry for mid-laners" sees WW "Why do I main jungle"

Rotation Quote game: Using the champions free this week, replace a word in one of their quotes with Rotation/Rotate/Rotated/etc. Also, put the champions icon. "If you'd like to play with me, you'd better be sure you rotate the game."

Finally you made fizz free

I finally get to play as , , and . :)

half the free champs r yordels. no hate just saying :P

no more playing for a week

gg im not playing bind anymore

we need some to kill the teemo and need to help top well im playing this week. DIE TEEMO DIE

Lol

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